Nov 10 2008It's About Time!: A Comfy Computer Chair

While this was originally designed as a barstool for kilt-wearing Scots, I think we can all agree it doubles as the world's most ergonomic computer chair. It even has an ashtray for cigars!
Scottish Bar Stool (for Kilts) [imagef1]
Thanks to Ubergeek85, 85th in line for the the throne.
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Reader Comments
1. smon - November 10, 2008 11:30 AM
how awesome is that ?
2. Douche McAllister - November 10, 2008 11:30 AM
First chair to cradle my balls! awesome!
3. smon - November 10, 2008 11:31 AM
oh bollocks (literally). I meant to say first, or frist ow whatever the hell you people say now. oh, and something about it being photoshopped too !
4. Laisy - November 10, 2008 11:37 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvous MS Paint job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This looks a lot like the scene in Dragonball Z where that guy shouts over 9000.
5. JS - November 10, 2008 11:43 AM
I swear to God, if I ever hear another f@cking Wii ad I'm going to immediately close my browser and go slam my head in a car door.
6. Daisy - November 10, 2008 11:44 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This kinda looks like the indentation in Baja's face in the movie Never Back Down 69: Behind the Green Door.
PS: You can tell I'm the real Daisy my link is cool. Accept no substitutes.
7. Douche McAllister - November 10, 2008 11:48 AM
Daisy, your link doesn't make you any cooler. In fact it make you more of a cum dumpster than before. Eat shit.
8. Farva's Twin - November 10, 2008 11:54 AM
I recognize that nut sack imprint from the hosebag's chin.
The "cigar holder" looks like it would pinch though, it needs to be a little wider to be comfortable.
9. Superevil - November 10, 2008 12:08 PM
Old news is so exciting!
10. Uncle Eccoli - November 10, 2008 12:10 PM
@5
Go buy a Wii - they're great! Why game in relaxed comfort when you can flail about like a mad gibbon? Get your Wii today, because anything else is for losers.
11. LSDiesel - November 10, 2008 12:11 PM
Mmmm, the only thing I would need now is some butter to rub on my balls before gently placing them in their designated ares.
12. Douchie Mc Bagman - November 10, 2008 12:20 PM
I'd line the imprints with slices of tongue, and everytime I move around it would be like I'm getting my junk licked.
13. Dr_Freak - November 10, 2008 12:26 PM
Good idea... But there's no way in hell my balls would fit into those little grooves...
@6 The difference is Laisy was funny... Suck shit dum dum, your link is boring
14. Don't click on my name! - November 10, 2008 12:35 PM
FAIL!
I see this seat fitting only one size person. My legs and my balls are much bigger than the space provided. And it looks like it might dig up the ass crack too. That's why memory foam was invented. Now if they had an imprint of my cheeks and made everyone a custom seat, that would be cool. Not so much to sit in, but to point out to your friends how big your junk is!
pew³
15. pojojuniper - November 10, 2008 12:55 PM
Could you please start posting less junk and more steampunk?
16. I'm a Computer - November 10, 2008 1:10 PM
This is the worst design for a toilet I have ever seen.. huh? Its not a toilet? Wat? Get the towels. Lots of towels. But someone take a picture first, this shit is disgusting.
17. jopopunijer - November 10, 2008 1:14 PM
Could you please start posting less steampunk and more junk?
18. Thumperchica - November 10, 2008 1:19 PM
Where's the girl version w/boob rests?
19. Douchie Mc Bagman - November 10, 2008 1:24 PM
18 - As long as I have a face, there will always be a place for you to sit.
20. Thumperchica - November 10, 2008 1:35 PM
AWWW, You're sweet. <3
21. boredom - November 10, 2008 1:49 PM
so it was designed for kilt wearing scotts? Would you really put your bare ass and junk on a seat that someone else just had their bare ass and junk on? Unless I'd be the only one sitting on this I see it as a fail for a bar stool, Laisy's probably spread enough herpes around we don't need this helping
22. Stu - November 10, 2008 2:10 PM
That sounds great. That's really what I want when I go to a bar--to sit down and have my balls rest in the same spot as the fat sweaty guy who sat there before me.
23. Elmo - November 10, 2008 2:19 PM
a lot of people on here would have plently of room in that chair
24. Wow - November 10, 2008 2:22 PM
@18: If you need a chair with boob rests, you're in some serious trouble.
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro..?
25. Thumperchica - November 10, 2008 2:28 PM
I can tie them in a knot, I can tie them in a bow. I can throw them over my shoulder...
26. Futuju - November 10, 2008 2:54 PM
is that a cherry holder??
27. Langora - November 10, 2008 3:33 PM
I don't need no stinkin boob rest. I just rest em on my knees.
28. Ubergeek85 - November 10, 2008 4:47 PM
Damn, I didn't know I'd get so much hate for this. Actually, I didn't think it'd even get accepted. Either way, it's not mine (the image, that it). I found it at http://www.pressf1.co.nz/showthread.php?t=94721 (post three).
29. J - November 10, 2008 5:57 PM
This chair leaves me two options when i'm wearing a kilt: One, sit my bare ass and balls down in someone elses bare ass and ball funk or Two, sit my bare ass and balls down on a freaking cold chair specifically designed for maximum cold application. Sure it'll warm up quick, but, come on!
30. guate6 - November 10, 2008 11:50 PM
Wow writer, that "ashtray" joke got me laughing a lot...good work.
31. Ken - November 11, 2008 10:00 AM
My balls would fit in that little cradle.
32. _ - November 11, 2008 6:51 PM
8====D
33. pro - November 12, 2008 1:50 AM
cool, now my testicles don't have to warm when I'm on my PC. this also prevents them from itching as well so no scratching!
Hey perhaps some loyal geekologie fan should look into making a shield for my crotch for laptops surely do fry me! I fear I shall have no progeny!
34. marilliondillion - December 20, 2008 3:06 AM
I like it! fits me real well! but it needs an extra channel inbetween the butt indentations to channel away the man farts.
35. Billy Bucta - January 4, 2009 12:31 AM
Dude! It has a dick holder! I have always wanted a chair to hold my dick so its not like all over the place..... lol... nice!
36. Billy Bucta II - January 4, 2009 12:38 AM
8==D---------------------------------------------------
My dick hangs low AND it wobbles to and fro. I tried tying it in a knot and a bow but then it just said "STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I AM A DICK!!!!"
37. dfwolf - March 30, 2009 3:35 AM
What a cool chair!
lol~ so funny~
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