Nov 7 2008iPhone Ocarina App Won't Call Epona, Turn Night Into Day, Warp You Anywhere, Make You Look Cool
The ocarina is an ancient instrument (possibly dating back 12,000 years) that has appeared in Zelda games. Which makes it dear to my heart. And I post all things Zelda on Geekologie. Because I love it that much. You could send me a tip about naming your boner Link and I'd post that shit. I'm honestly that stupid. Anyway, now there's an ocarina application for the iPhone. It's called SMule Ocarina, and it'll set you back a penny short of a buck. You just blow into the phone's mic, push the simulated holes on top, and look like a jackass. But go ahead, play the Song of Time, I dare you. You know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna punch you in the face. I have a real ocarina bitches! TOOT TOOTLE TOOT DOODLE DOOT!
Hit the jump for a video that made me cut myself.
Thanks to Matt, who tried playing the Song of the Sun so he could go home from work early, but accidentally summoned a horse.
Reader Comments
1. Hunter - November 7, 2008 7:16 PM
THIS MAKES ME VERY HAPPY!!!! first
2. JaC - November 7, 2008 7:17 PM
That phone can do anything! Except MMS :(
3. a - November 7, 2008 7:20 PM
THIRD
4. a - November 7, 2008 7:21 PM
^ is the new 1st
5. suzy blue balls - November 7, 2008 7:29 PM
i WAS gonna rant about how useless and terrible this app is. but then they played stairway to heaven. now thats just gay. kidding, the zep is awesome. and it spells pez backwards. which resembles pew.
6. Dylan - November 7, 2008 7:31 PM
FAKE!
7. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:31 PM
Just blow and manipulate the holes... that's it, keep blowin'
8. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 7:33 PM
@7, don't forget to mind the step children.
9. McGloin - November 7, 2008 7:33 PM
A NIGGER in the White House! What the f***! I'd rather have my eyeballs removed by 2 blind handicapped kindergarten children with toothpicks.
This is an outrage! That nigger will be in there soon with his 'homeboys' smoking weed, eating fried chicken, calling up his hoes, supping 40oz malt liquor, picking water melon seeds out of his teeth.
I bet that nigger is going to be receiving welfare while he's in the White Hou- sorry my mistake the Black House. Someone is going to have to tell him that being the president means having to do work, broken back, crooked toed rotten coon.
The most patriotic thing you will ever see from that thing, is an afro pick decoared in the stars and stripes, dug into his 'fro.
Way to go America, from Bush to a Nigger, you REALLY screwed up this time.
10. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:36 PM
Nobody knows how to manipulate the holes and blow like Mcgloin does.
11. Extraabsorbant - November 7, 2008 7:38 PM
STAIRWAY!
12. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 7:53 PM
Mcloin should RENT a gun and BUY a bullet!
pew!
13. McGloin - November 7, 2008 7:55 PM
Also, I love the cock in any of my orifices. But, clearly, I'd prefer a warm semen gargle.
14. hollywood_hillbilly - November 7, 2008 9:28 PM
I was using this all day at work to annoy people!
15. Daisy - November 7, 2008 10:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
It does look like the flat ocarina invented by Baja's uncle in the movie Never Back Down.
16. Laisy - November 8, 2008 12:21 AM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious MS Paint job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
It does look like the flat ocarina invented by the Chinese man in the movie Karate Kid.
17. timmy the dying boy - November 8, 2008 1:24 AM
HOLY SHIT, MOOSE KNUCKLE, WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT?!?
18. zomfg mike texas ranger - November 8, 2008 4:50 AM
id buy an iphone jsut for that
19. katy - November 8, 2008 11:35 AM
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
20. Jordan - November 8, 2008 12:35 PM
That's pretty cool. One more reason for me to get an iPhone.
21. My Dream - November 8, 2008 1:48 PM
My dream is that if McGloin found a redneck woman stupid enough to have sex with him and have his ignorant redneck children, his daughter falls in love with a black man. Good times.
22. White - November 8, 2008 1:55 PM
I'd get it, if it wasn't for the fact I got an ipod touch and not the iphone... So yeah... Bugger.
23. Eelill - November 8, 2008 2:23 PM
Downloaded it b/c of this post :) hehe
24. Atrides - November 8, 2008 2:32 PM
What's the matter with GW? Usually he's spot on, but this app kicks ass.
25. RIMTUCK - November 8, 2008 4:06 PM
first!
26. Uncle Eccoli - November 8, 2008 4:20 PM
He's got no rhythm.
27. Beastman AIDS - November 8, 2008 9:41 PM
#19
I'm a child molester - can I have your hotmail?
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29. corkmasterc - November 9, 2008 3:32 PM
hey #19... ill go out with you if you have sex with me...
the sex first though...
30. Old N' Wrinkley ; ) - November 9, 2008 4:19 PM
@19
Hi. Im a gross pervert interested in some hardcore action. My turn ons are little girls, bisexuality, invader zim, and randomness. Hit me back!
31. I Search of Toiletpaper - November 9, 2008 6:33 PM
@19
Woo! Randomness is awesome! And also I'd like to inform everyone that i am still in search of toilet paper. And katy i love your spork. Any way, me and your spork are gonna get married, but i think my knife is getting in the way of our love. And i'm gonna have to do something about that......
32. Thys - November 9, 2008 8:19 PM
I can't type worth shit.
33. Kingitsu - November 10, 2008 1:04 AM
i think iPhone is a pretty cool guy eh is useful and doesn't afraid of anything.
34. Lessssss - November 10, 2008 10:24 PM
Alright, I'm always hating on the iPhone, but that is pretty cool.
35. sir_bliss - November 14, 2008 9:48 PM
I would so get this for my new iTouch, but it was stolen on the day this was posted. And I didn't read the post until today because I used to check geekologie with my touch.... how ironic.
36. U BNIN - October 10, 2009 11:42 AM
OMFG THAT FREAKING AWESOME