Nov 19 2008I Knew It, I Knew It!: The Internet Is Magic

the only thing in this video thats magic are those boobies!

She couldnt have explained it any better...

Those dumb idiot has some pert t***. Yowza.

They're magically delicious! Lucky charms I mean. I don't get the thing about the boobies. Could someone explain it to me?

oh good.....

Thats IT! I'm quitting college and getting a boob job!!!

ow. my. gawd. so this are the way contupers and intorweb is works!

wait.
superglue on urinal = stuck?
were you f***ing humping it GW? haha

I'd be happy to explain how the internet magically works to these chicks unfortunately the information is magically stuck inside me and needs to me magically sucked me . . . may take a a while.

@9

sounds like you are being magically sucked right now.

@1

And how!

So if I send an email, am I a wizard?

@12
No, your computer is magic, not you. Pshh. dork!

Omg!!! is harry living in my computer!?, btw i agree with 1 those boobs are magic

the interwebs is like a dump truck

I think I'd like to "MAGICALLY" bury my face in those funbags.

Does that make Al Gore Merlin?

Pearl necklace

@17
Yes, Al Gore is a moron. Wait...merlin? No. More of a marlin with the way he does his hair and that long shoz of his. Very beaky that one. Of course it is possible that he needed to consult with wizards to sell that drivel he's trying to push. Pshhh! Global warming? Well, yes. I believe in global warming. I just choose to call it spring.

I'll magically jizz on her chest.

GW sees his junk superglued to the urinal then suddenly realizes "Bubba" just walked in to the bathroom. F***

Don't let the Christians see this tell try to ban it....

they'll*

Unfortunately this is a legit commercial. I saw it on Ovation TV at 3 am while watching Oprah reruns :(

If I am not mistaken, by their delivery and stage awareness, they are majoring in communications at an ivy league university. Princeton I believe. Yes, I recognize in their delivery a hint of cheerleader, cleavage presentation 203, and fraternity glazing 526. All pre-req's for the Masters Program! And all the frat boys in da house said,"Ho, hooby, hooby, spank!".

Do you beleive in magic?
In a young girl's heart
How the music can free her
Whenever it starts
And it's magic
When the music feels groovy
It makes you feel happy
Like an old time movie
...
*bang*
I'm sick, again, well, still... Damnit... I'm going home... In a little while, after I can convince myself that's the best way to deal with this whole "illness" thing...
*how am I still relentlessly pondering my sickiness after I shot myself?*

Glue on the urinal? Now THERE'S a sticky wicket! With which whilst wanking one will wonder why one's willy would wander wonderfully westward when winning Westminster's...when...who...awe crap!

@26
We can still pick you up some soup from Willybird's if you'd like! Mmmmm, turkey and rice with a side of mash and stuffin and gravy....ooooh the gravy!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This looks like the scene where Max does an analysis of a strapless dress, comparing it to a cantilever for his statics report.

FAKE!!!!

Daisy's ass is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because it is shaped like Steven Urkel's head and the butt crack is all wrong.

It looks like a scene from that movie with the stuff that has the thing with that doohicky device in it. dur.

stupid but nice boobs

I really don't like breasts. I prefer poopy dinks.

mmm... boobies...

Geez girl. I'm a woman with a pair of my own but that was all I could stare at. How can I make mine do that?

Them be some big titties.
Nevermind the fact they're bouncing on a dingbat because it's all about the boobs, people, all about the boobs.

I'm starting to believe that feminism is offically dead. *sigh* Time to show of the ta-tas again inorder to get ahead. Yay!

Off...I meant to type off instead of "of".

And I'm spent.

Believe it or not I looked at her FACE not her BOOBS first...for about five seconds.
I am a ladies man?

@30, Daisy is much better at it then you. You disgrace the Order of the Fakers.

@35
It never hasn't been about the boobs. Besides, we are all trying to conserve energy, right? Here you go:

Spend $5,000 on new boobs, marry a rich guy, live in a nice house, raise your kids, do what you like to do.

~or~

Spend $100,000, marry a rich guy, live in a nice house, pay someone else to ruin your kids, work for however many years and retire, wish you did what you wanted to do when you were young.

Sounds like a no brainer to me. Literally.

I can magically say magically a lot while magically trying to describe how magically something works. Does that mean I have big boobs?

I don't know if this is the real Daisy or a copy one, but you're spelling shadows wrong, repeatedly. Shadows= Plural. Shadow's= Someone named Shadow, or an actual shadow, has possession of something/someone. It's not that annoying if it's grammatically correct and spelled correctly, but for f***'s sake, it's annoying when you repeatedly make the same damn apostrophe mistake.

My mother used to tell me never to reply to mailer-daemon@whatever.com because "It has the word DEMON on the email! It's satanic!"

THESE ARE THE WOMEN THAT GIVE US A BAD RAP......LETS HANG THE DUMB SHITS!

Only a fag shares his computing choices with his mom.

Do you also let her approve your pron?

dumb whores! they know nothing more than what they read on the script! hate this ad on tv. specially over acting! shit!

...t***...t***...t***....

I'm gonna be rich biatch!

what is the name of that lady waring blue shirt?

wow that's a magical 33 seconds i'll never get back of my life

Tits don't sell no more nowadays. Wait... what?... Sure...
My agent just told me t*** do sell more than rice in Asia.

I'm compelled to purchase their product.

Anyone who thinks the internet is "Magic", does NOT need to be setting up web sites...this commercial - FAILS!!!

Oh yeah, but the boobs rock!

Wait, what?

They're selling boobs right? Magical boobs mmmmm

@39 That same thing was bugging me. Thank you.

Sometimes I wonder how I just type the information and click Post Your Comment and it magically appears!

...wow

boobies!

Sex Sells...

look at Squidoo.com/Sex-Sells

do a google search...SEX SELLS and breasts are sex!

pew pew pew

Lucky charms are magically delicious and so is that cleeevich!

god

those t*** are amazing

what is this video about again?

It's a hidden message where dumb girls can communicate with each other so that they can setup their own website for their livecams and amateur porn sites. They keep the boobs on focus so men can stay on focus on the message.

You can magically click my mouse as many times as you like honey.

Duh, everyone who's see the South Park episode about Bebe's boobs already knows that they're magical. They can talk too!

I clicked my mouse three times to try and make them "magically" disappear off the screen.

The only missing from this video is Tony the Tiger popping out of the corner of the screen pointing to those boobies and dropping his ultimate one iiner "They're GrrrrEAT!

boobs and...well...nothing much else to it

Yes, feminism is dead. It died when women realized that having all the things men have also meant having all the responsibilities that men have. Why take responsibility for oneself when you can just get a boob job and coast through life on your t***? I wish I was a woman. I'd be living magically, too. But nope, I'm a man. I have to get a real job and have real responsibilities and spend all my money on women who should make dollar for dollar what I make but shouldn't have to pay their own way. In the words of Chuck Palahniuk, "A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women."

"And I used to be such a nice guy. . ."

Not that it's really worth posting, but

@67 - wow, cry me a river...

@ 67

Chuck P is the shit!

@ 68

you didnt have to read it asshole.

How magical.

Your boobs are magical! Just press the nipple

She's so pretty. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at the rich dating club " !!! .sugar baby __myinterracialmatch.com__ " she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.

Didn't G4's Attack of the Show already cover this pretty much the same way a month ago?? Nice ripoff, Geekologie.

i'd like to "magically" motorboat that shit.

What a stupid comercial and a stupid girls. They think with their boobs not their head..

And you know what #75? So they should...think with their boobs I mean 'cause I sure as hell hear a word they were saying O_O

Just kept staring really.

> You know, this reminds me of an ex-girlfriend's mother who couldn't
> understand why, just because she misspelled the email address, her
> message couldn't be delivered. "I only had one letter wrong, the internet
> lady should have known who I was trying to reach."

Actually, your ex's mom is correct. The technology to auto-correct spelling has existed for a long time. There's no reason it couldn't be applied here, whether the error was in the IP part or the email account part.

Errr, who is this idiot? And who cares about her intelligence? :-D

And then all your money "magically" disappears!!! YAY!!!

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only reason those moths are moving is because some irresponsible men took their cocks out of them.

i want to know who's responsible, heads need to roll over this.

it`s magic that you can make those boobs to everyone who got enough money =)

That video would've been much better if they just took off their clothes and jumped around for the entire length of the film.

I feel utterly and undeniably dumb watching this. I seriously got the urge to punt a baby... If this is a real commercial, they should get a group of black male wrestlers and get them to anally rape the producer and all those who made possible airing this piece of art. The blond things with the boobs would probably like it, so meh.

And...

@67: Well, you have shitty luck with women, then. There are those out there (me included) that don't use their "sex-appeal" to win over men and get out of not working. ^^
Patience is a virtue C:

@68: =_= /facepalm

You ignoramus, it's not intorweb, it's easternet

WoW! Magically her boobs pop out.. oh... this isn't that kind of video? :(

Those hotties sure is the main reason why his making "huge" amount of cash over the net.

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Darwin! Come back to us, Please!

89th!!

AAH
ITS MAGIC!
*smashes computer*
BURN THE WITCH!

She couldnt have explained it any better...

I love the content!