Nov 18 2008How To: Make Your Own Bacon Ice Cream

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Mmmm. If there's one thing that makes a geek, it's having never seen a boob in real life. If there's two, it's a penchant for Mountain Dew and bacon. Am I right? *high five* WOO! Still haven't seen a titty. Maybe someday. But damn do I pound some Dew. And, when the mood strikes me, bacon. Well now you can make your own delicious candied bacon ice cream by following the simple instructions over at David Lebovitz's website. I don't really want to go into details, but for you stoners out there: it's a little more complicated than just adding Bac~O's to vanilla ice cream. Which, ZOMG, is totally about to happen!

Candied Bacon Ice Cream Recipe [davidlebovitz]

Thanks to Dan, who once ate partially cooked bacon off a stripper's ass but felt sick afterward.

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I know a certain person who might really love this! You on? Huh? HUH!?

Uh....eww.

No bacon and ice cream! I'm against it!

I think I'm going to vomit, although that may have less to do with the bacon flavored ice cream and more to do with actually being ill...

As a memeber of the stoner community, I say that looks like just about the darn tastiest thing I've ever seen. Right up there with Madonna's taint.

Baaaaacon.... iiiiiice cream... both in one sweet, sweet, gooey delight... grgglrlgrglr
*drool*

@4

awe, sorry to hear it. You need us to stop by Willy Birds and pick you up some turkey & rice soup?

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I thought bacon ice cream already was a derivative of Madonna's taint. Anyway, I need a vape hit and a lick.

How long now till that Nigger makes fried chicken and melon ice cream drizzled in malt liquor syrup the national dish?

IMPEACH THE COON NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Yo, Thumperchica, this oughta finish the job.

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/

@7, that would rule!
PS- It looks like a shaken snowglobe outside my office window, so strange and dizzying

Oh, before I get someone in trouble, DO NOT CLICK THAT URL IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST QUEASINESS! You have been warned.

OMG fried chicken and melon ice cream drizzled in malt liquor syrup?? That made me drool and squirt at the same time!! I cant wait. Also, I need a new office chair.

@13 - too damned late. thankyouverymuch. I'm lucky my "websense" filtered it out under the category "tasteless", I'm really hoping our IT guy (read - owner's son) doesn't go checking through my history today... or I'll be stayin with you.

@15, your work uses websense too? I hate this goddamned thing.

This is like that IRON CHEF episode where Morimoto tried to make salmon roe ice cream.

*FAIL*

...I'll sleep on the couch I guess. What are you doing at work if your sick anyway?

@18 - We're short staffed and I'm not so sick I can't get out of bed. But I am sick enough that I'm going to miss seeing Carlos Mencia tonight *cries* damnit.

Oh shit. I haven't seen that show in ages. I'll have to do that.

Oh, and that site isn't porn or anything. It's just a girl with some serious cutting problems (about 6 inch deep problems). So you can pass it off as a medical documentary?

I'm a filthy, rotten, pile of birdie doo doo

I mean, I've heard of fried cheese Ice cream awhile ago. But this thing just simply tops them all. BACON ICE CREAM??? You must be freakin' kidding me!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max licks ice cream of Baja's chest and exclaims - it tastes kinda like bacon.

@10 That sounds pretty tasty. Quit using my name you f***ing CANADIAN!

@10 - Your a raciest
@24 - Your a paranoid protectionist

...and your both the same person.

@25 Crazy world, huh?

Rithly,
Ok, so on my lunch break I checked that link... WTF is wrong with people...

this might be good, actually. I'd try it- cause there are these $8 fancy chocolate bars with weird shit in them and one is a BACON BAR! yay!
and it's good, too

Immediately made me think of the Three Panel Soul comic:

http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-06-17

I guess this is where Jes got the recipe for it.

goes great with my bacon chocolate!
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/category/bacon_and_chocolate

-wes-

Now you can have nightmares just like me Thumperchica! Grats.

that is incredibly disgusting. even more disgusting than turducken, which is when you debone a dead duck, a dead turkey, and a dead chicken, and put the duck inside the chicken and then put the chicken (with the duck inside) inside the turkey and then you deep-fry it. and supposedly the grease form the duck cooks all the way through the chicken and the turkey, too. it sounds kind of gross, but my brother and my dad both want to try it.

You guys might want to google Heston Blumenthal and check out some of the crazy stuff he creates with his staff in his 3* Michelin restaurant. Bacon and egg icecream's one...

@32... chicken goes inside the duck. get your turducken right.

at first glance i thought that the ice cream was on pancakes.. and it's totally not, but what a perfect way to serve bacon ice cream!! come on.. tell me that doesn't sound delish...

No lie, our first batch is churning now, mmmm...bacon

It's okay.

@11
f***ing hell nobody should ever sell that girl razor blades f***ing ever, sadly she could probably pass it off as performance art in some gritty arty circles, but foreal, if you slice open your arm to the point you can see veins upon muscle, drip the blood on your bathroom tiles scrawled with messages of despair and desire for death, and fail to cut the veins open you are crying out for attention (duh) and institutionalization

@29, I thought Jes came up with her own recipe? It's been a while but I remember that the recipe was posted on the forum.

As if bacon and icecream weren't fat enough.

You guys shouldn't judge by how it looks... and sounds.

I would try it. But I wouldn't have the effort to make it myself!

kinda reminds me of the harry potter jelly belly jelly beans with vomit, grass, ear wax, and spaghetti... just not what it should be i guess

Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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ohhhh wowww Baaaaacon.... iiiiiice cream... both in one sweet, sweet, gooey delight..hey its exciting dude I’ve wanted to ask this, so I’ll do it now: The recipes you post on here, are they your own creations?

Wow... I like the Ice cream very much, It is very delicious.... Thanks..

I would make caramelized bacon ice cream! lol..

As I was scooping the ice cream out of the machine and tossing in the bits of candied bacon, getting ready to lick the spatula (hey, pipe down...no one was looking...) I had a last-minute thought that dusting of ground cinnamon would be nice, so I added it. I tend to be pretty restrained when using cinnamon around here since if I offer a taste of something with more than a very light dusting of it to French friends, they have a hard time getting past the cinnamon and I can't get an accurate evaluation from them.

Hi.....
Your recipe photos are excellent! Looks gorgeous! And sounds so tasty.
This looks really yummy! Thanks for sharing the recipe. Will try it out one day.

wow!! simply delicious!

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"I like this recipe. I have made it for a family gathering event and my sister asked about ingredients,Also some of my costumers say that it's very nice.Thanks.

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