Nov 18 2008How To: Make Your Own Bacon Ice Cream
Mmmm. If there's one thing that makes a geek, it's having never seen a boob in real life. If there's two, it's a penchant for Mountain Dew and bacon. Am I right? *high five* WOO! Still haven't seen a titty. Maybe someday. But damn do I pound some Dew. And, when the mood strikes me, bacon. Well now you can make your own delicious candied bacon ice cream by following the simple instructions over at David Lebovitz's website. I don't really want to go into details, but for you stoners out there: it's a little more complicated than just adding Bac~O's to vanilla ice cream. Which, ZOMG, is totally about to happen!
Candied Bacon Ice Cream Recipe [davidlebovitz]
Thanks to Dan, who once ate partially cooked bacon off a stripper's ass but felt sick afterward.
Reader Comments
1. PLEEEZE! - November 18, 2008 11:16 AM
first
2. PLEEEZE! - November 18, 2008 11:18 AM
I know a certain person who might really love this! You on? Huh? HUH!?
3. rainbowcinderellageek - November 18, 2008 11:20 AM
Uh....eww.
No bacon and ice cream! I'm against it!
4. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 11:20 AM
I think I'm going to vomit, although that may have less to do with the bacon flavored ice cream and more to do with actually being ill...
5. LSDiesel - November 18, 2008 11:24 AM
As a memeber of the stoner community, I say that looks like just about the darn tastiest thing I've ever seen. Right up there with Madonna's taint.
6. Homer Simpson - November 18, 2008 11:33 AM
Baaaaacon.... iiiiiice cream... both in one sweet, sweet, gooey delight... grgglrlgrglr
*drool*
7. PLEEEZE! - November 18, 2008 11:34 AM
@4
awe, sorry to hear it. You need us to stop by Willy Birds and pick you up some turkey & rice soup?
8. GEOFF LEPPARD - November 18, 2008 11:38 AM
ASBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPG#
9. I'm a Computer - November 18, 2008 11:39 AM
I thought bacon ice cream already was a derivative of Madonna's taint. Anyway, I need a vape hit and a lick.
10. McGloin - November 18, 2008 11:41 AM
How long now till that Nigger makes fried chicken and melon ice cream drizzled in malt liquor syrup the national dish?
IMPEACH THE COON NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
11. Rithly - November 18, 2008 11:44 AM
Yo, Thumperchica, this oughta finish the job.
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/
12. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 11:45 AM
@7, that would rule!
PS- It looks like a shaken snowglobe outside my office window, so strange and dizzying
13. Rithly - November 18, 2008 11:48 AM
Oh, before I get someone in trouble, DO NOT CLICK THAT URL IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST QUEASINESS! You have been warned.
14. fat ugly goth girl who wears black and eats rats - November 18, 2008 11:50 AM
OMG fried chicken and melon ice cream drizzled in malt liquor syrup?? That made me drool and squirt at the same time!! I cant wait. Also, I need a new office chair.
15. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 11:57 AM
@13 - too damned late. thankyouverymuch. I'm lucky my "websense" filtered it out under the category "tasteless", I'm really hoping our IT guy (read - owner's son) doesn't go checking through my history today... or I'll be stayin with you.
16. LSDiesel - November 18, 2008 11:59 AM
@15, your work uses websense too? I hate this goddamned thing.
17. Moose Knuckle - November 18, 2008 12:01 PM
This is like that IRON CHEF episode where Morimoto tried to make salmon roe ice cream.
*FAIL*
18. Rithly - November 18, 2008 12:01 PM
...I'll sleep on the couch I guess. What are you doing at work if your sick anyway?
19. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 12:10 PM
@18 - We're short staffed and I'm not so sick I can't get out of bed. But I am sick enough that I'm going to miss seeing Carlos Mencia tonight *cries* damnit.
20. Rithly - November 18, 2008 12:13 PM
Oh shit. I haven't seen that show in ages. I'll have to do that.
Oh, and that site isn't porn or anything. It's just a girl with some serious cutting problems (about 6 inch deep problems). So you can pass it off as a medical documentary?
21. McGloin - November 18, 2008 12:24 PM
I'm a filthy, rotten, pile of birdie doo doo
22. Hannukah Montana - November 18, 2008 12:27 PM
I mean, I've heard of fried cheese Ice cream awhile ago. But this thing just simply tops them all. BACON ICE CREAM??? You must be freakin' kidding me!
23. Daisy - November 18, 2008 12:30 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max licks ice cream of Baja's chest and exclaims - it tastes kinda like bacon.
24. McGloin - November 18, 2008 12:34 PM
@10 That sounds pretty tasty. Quit using my name you f***ing CANADIAN!
25. GRAMMARNAZI - November 18, 2008 12:48 PM
@10 - Your a raciest
@24 - Your a paranoid protectionist
...and your both the same person.
26. McGloin - November 18, 2008 12:51 PM
@25 Crazy world, huh?
27. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 2:06 PM
Rithly,
Ok, so on my lunch break I checked that link... WTF is wrong with people...
28. Elmo - November 18, 2008 2:25 PM
this might be good, actually. I'd try it- cause there are these $8 fancy chocolate bars with weird shit in them and one is a BACON BAR! yay!
and it's good, too
29. Matt - November 18, 2008 2:48 PM
Immediately made me think of the Three Panel Soul comic:
http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-06-17
I guess this is where Jes got the recipe for it.
30. wes - November 18, 2008 3:06 PM
goes great with my bacon chocolate!
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/category/bacon_and_chocolate
-wes-
31. Rithly - November 18, 2008 4:08 PM
Now you can have nightmares just like me Thumperchica! Grats.
32. dsfvdsfh - November 18, 2008 4:25 PM
that is incredibly disgusting. even more disgusting than turducken, which is when you debone a dead duck, a dead turkey, and a dead chicken, and put the duck inside the chicken and then put the chicken (with the duck inside) inside the turkey and then you deep-fry it. and supposedly the grease form the duck cooks all the way through the chicken and the turkey, too. it sounds kind of gross, but my brother and my dad both want to try it.
33. eripmav - November 18, 2008 6:12 PM
You guys might want to google Heston Blumenthal and check out some of the crazy stuff he creates with his staff in his 3* Michelin restaurant. Bacon and egg icecream's one...
34. fat ugly goth girl who wears black and eats rats - November 18, 2008 7:06 PM
@32... chicken goes inside the duck. get your turducken right.
35. LeftRIGHTLeft - November 18, 2008 8:01 PM
at first glance i thought that the ice cream was on pancakes.. and it's totally not, but what a perfect way to serve bacon ice cream!! come on.. tell me that doesn't sound delish...
36. Marc - November 18, 2008 8:59 PM
No lie, our first batch is churning now, mmmm...bacon
37. Marc - November 18, 2008 9:55 PM
It's okay.
38. moi - November 18, 2008 10:00 PM
@11
f***ing hell nobody should ever sell that girl razor blades f***ing ever, sadly she could probably pass it off as performance art in some gritty arty circles, but foreal, if you slice open your arm to the point you can see veins upon muscle, drip the blood on your bathroom tiles scrawled with messages of despair and desire for death, and fail to cut the veins open you are crying out for attention (duh) and institutionalization
39. Nat - November 18, 2008 11:38 PM
@29, I thought Jes came up with her own recipe? It's been a while but I remember that the recipe was posted on the forum.
40. April - November 19, 2008 12:25 AM
As if bacon and icecream weren't fat enough.
41. LOL - November 19, 2008 3:17 AM
You guys shouldn't judge by how it looks... and sounds.
I would try it. But I wouldn't have the effort to make it myself!
42. LeftRIGHTLeft - November 19, 2008 11:45 AM
kinda reminds me of the harry potter jelly belly jelly beans with vomit, grass, ear wax, and spaghetti... just not what it should be i guess
43. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 7:23 PM
I know a certain person who might really love this! You on? Huh? HUH!?