Nov 19 2008Hentai-fied Lamborghini Does Nothing For Me
Hirohiko Yoshida, chairman of Japanese perverted-game maker Age Soft, went and pimped out his Lamborghini and Lancia Stratos with several of the hentai girls from the games that made him rich. Itashi is a growing fad in Japan, and consists of slathering one's car in manga characters. It's not the look I'd go for, but I also don't even own a Lamborghini, so who knows?
*God does, but he's stopped taking my calls. Jesus and I are still tight though, he just can't predict the future like his old man. Isn't that right, G? Now do that wine trick in the bathtub again.
Hit it for several more Itashi-ed cars, including, and pretty much limited to: the Lancia Stratos, an Alfa Romeo, and my mom's minivan.
Hentai Fans Airbrush a Mangallardo [wired]
Thanks to Chris, who has a badass firebird airbrushed on his Firebird.
Reader Comments
1. malen - November 19, 2008 9:09 PM
first
2. carl - November 19, 2008 9:13 PM
lol
3. Daisy - November 19, 2008 9:16 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This looks a lot like Max's little brothers hot wheels in the Movie Never Back Down.
4. christian - November 19, 2008 9:26 PM
4th
5. Voltron "Defender of the Universe" - November 19, 2008 9:45 PM
Stupid japanese!
6. Just Browsing - November 19, 2008 10:01 PM
Why the Lambo...
7. Somebody - November 19, 2008 10:02 PM
Lamborghini=attracts girls
Hentai=repels girls but attracts perverts
Soiled tissues instead of phone numbers on bras on windshield...LMAOOOO
Priceless
8. Mcfeely Smackup - November 19, 2008 10:04 PM
Unless there are demon creatures raping young schoolgirls with their dripping tentacles, the editor has confused "hentai" with "manga".
there's a difference, unless you think Richie Rich and Hustler comics are the same thing too.
9. forthelulz - November 19, 2008 10:11 PM
#8 looks like someone hit a nerve
10. cowpop - November 19, 2008 10:14 PM
Yeah, pics one and three of the orange car don't match, her head seems shifted forward in number one and normal in number three, that pretty much dampens the hopes.
11. GRAMMARNAZI - November 19, 2008 10:38 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMM...pimped out LamborGucci.
12. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 11:16 PM
Good god I love eating poop. I could eat poop sandwiches all damn day. Poop poop poop! I'm dumb!
13. NekoNeko - November 20, 2008 12:01 AM
@8: Um, they're characters *from* hentai games. While the images on the car aren't hentai, the characters are still associated with hentai. It's basically the same thing as someone putting a bunch of non-naked pictures of porn stars and/or playboy bunnies on their car. They may not be naked or be in compromising positions, but they would still be associated with whatever they were in.
That being said, I think the cars look pretty cool. They... they call to my inner weeaboo. I've done my best to cram her down, but stuff like this brings her back out again!
14. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - November 20, 2008 12:03 AM
I agree with #9.
@8, just because it isn't tentacle rape doesn't mean they aren't hentai characters since the guy who commissioned it is one of the big H Game heads.
And just throwin' it out there, WEEABOO LULZ
15. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 12:03 AM
What the f*** did he just say?
16. bort - November 20, 2008 1:40 AM
wheres the hentai you dumbass?
17. Tina - November 20, 2008 4:15 AM
Can he make my sunfire look like that?
18. Roberto - November 20, 2008 4:41 AM
@16 go and smell you mom undies.
They're from their hentai game wich made him rich and made us happy :)
There's a event in Japan called Itasha Road (ita-pain) (sha-car) where the fans pimp their rides up to the sparkplugs.
http://otasuke.new-akiba.com/photo/1112/6873
Btw, i love the stamp of girls hugging on the seats :)
19. alexxx - November 20, 2008 4:58 AM
y wood u post dis???????????
20. Time Tracker - November 20, 2008 5:50 AM
No no no no no! That is all. Oh, and NO!
21. Eru - November 20, 2008 7:23 AM
Saying weeaboo isn't offensive anymore.
22. george of the anus - November 20, 2008 8:02 AM
boy I gotta tell you guys, today I was rubbing one out, and it was one of those GOOD ones you know? one of those where your body starts to shake, you get goosebumps, and your eyes roll to the back of your head...I have to figure what the secret is so I can get that type of finish every time...
23. Thumperchica - November 20, 2008 9:19 AM
It bothers me that creepy child porn in the form of cartoon characters is socially acceptable.
*GW- Jesus is just a guy that mows my lawn.
24. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 9:28 AM
HEY!!!!,
He does my lawn toooo. Maybe we are neighbors?
What's even more creepy are some of these posts I've been reading here.
25. Rithly - November 20, 2008 9:44 AM
@Thumperchica
Sons of Anarchy?
26. Reffear - November 20, 2008 9:46 AM
Congratulations Hirohiko Yoshida, you made it.
You just mananged to transform Super-expensive-sports-car-chicken-magnet into a deal breaker!
27. Davo - November 20, 2008 9:55 AM
nothing beats a hippie van with the black Jesus painted on the side.
28. Thumperchica - November 20, 2008 9:59 AM
@25 - you win!
29. dommett - November 20, 2008 10:06 AM
what no one seems to realise is that cars can always be repainted and there are car shows for these. you can win eough money to buy a new lambo. and another thing. those tools who say every god dam thing is fake should either shut the f*** up and learn to live with the possibility that there dumb ass cunts that'll never think up a new fad or just go kill yourselves
30. GRAMMARZAZI - November 20, 2008 10:17 AM
I think no.29 has got some deep seeded personal issues, but that ok.. Feel free to vent any repressed childhood memories here-- It's very therapeutic at Inducing catharsis. As far as cars and hental/manga artcrap go, I could care less.
31. USAGENAZI - November 20, 2008 10:20 AM
@30 - You should use the words deep seated, not deep seeded.
32. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 10:34 AM
No, actually you should use the word "deep seated' if you like, and I should use whatever pleases me at any particular point in time. The fact that you would prefer that I use an idiom based on popular usage or convention doesn't support your argument here because you slightly missed the meaning of my words.
deeply seated - means deeply resting in memory
deeply seeded - means deeply planted in the heart
But that's fine.
33. obsessed - November 20, 2008 11:01 AM
Wow, so obsessed over cartoons.
34. Meaty_Urologist - November 20, 2008 11:48 AM
My girlfriend is "deep seated". I guess she didn't get the hint that I offered by giving her a treadmill for Christmas last year.
35. NVG - November 20, 2008 11:51 AM
It's not 'Itashi'.
It's 'Ita-sha' (from the words 'itai'=painful, and 'jidosha'=car, presumably and obviously because it hurts the eyes).
Anyway, it's really painful... And I'm not sure, but these might be decals, not airbrush. The stickers can still be peeled, so the cars can regain their dignity.
36. cavallino - November 20, 2008 11:58 AM
I think that's a Stratos repli-car at least I certainly hope it is. It's not as if there is a lot of those cars around and it doesn't deserve to be covered in stupid graphics.
37. Exit Music (for a porno) - November 20, 2008 1:29 PM
God that is tacky
38. Mcfeely Smackup - November 20, 2008 1:32 PM
" 13. NekoNeko - November 20, 2008 12:01 AM
@8: Um, they're characters *from* hentai games. While the images on the car aren't hentai, the characters are still associated with hentai. It's basically the same thing as someone putting a bunch of non-naked pictures of porn stars and/or playboy bunnies on their car."
And then some editor says "...car covered in porn" when there's no porn on it.
It may seem like a subtle distinction but it's not. Hentai actually means something, it does NOT mean "anything associated with hentai" any more than a clothed picture of a person who appeared in a pornographic movie is itself porn.
This is the kind of thinking that gives us headlines like "Jessica Alba appears nude in People Magazine", and then you see that while she might have no clothes on, everything worth seeing is covered.
39. Delusion - November 20, 2008 2:19 PM
@#5
Your name is Voltron, and in your post, you say "stupid japanese".
That's quite a ridiculous combination.
40. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 3:39 PM
@34
YA' see, you understand, you read your Chaucer.....we need more like you.
41. klitorisaurus - November 20, 2008 3:43 PM
You missed the awesome M5 that's right next to the Lambo, it looks the best IMO.
42. USAGENAZI - November 20, 2008 3:49 PM
@32 - Deep Seated means its something which is firmly established. Deep seeded is a common mispronunciation of deep seated because in English both sound the same.
Its similar to saying should OF rather than should HAVE.
43. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 7:17 PM
@42
No, saying "should of" instead of "should have" is just the result of stupidity, ignorance or laziness. If you are a "redneck' or "hic" you'd probably be a likely candidate as well. However, "deeply seeded" has a legitimate place in formal English communication.
44. Delusion - November 20, 2008 8:41 PM
@43
Sorry GRAMMARNAZI, but I think you're just making things up. :(
http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/deep.html
45. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 9:10 PM
@44
Your Delusional. How can I take someone like that seriously.
46. CaptainJugglebug - November 21, 2008 7:33 PM
wow hardcore.
Pictures of little girls with pigtails and dresses on lamborghinis.
47. jeffrey - November 24, 2008 7:50 PM
to 36: I prey it's a replica Stratos. Lamborghini's come and go, but those cars are invaluable. Well, not technically, but you get the point...
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