Nov 12 2008Heat Sensitive Pillows Change Colors, Whee!
The Please Touch Pillow wants you to touch in -- in a bad way. So it can change colors! They cost $160 and are made by witches. The more you wash them the less color changing they get, until, eventually, they're just regular pillows you paid $160 for. Now there was something else I was going to say, what was it? Oh right, I had a Hypercolor shirt 20 years ago! Sucketh thine, Please Touch Pillow -- I shalt not fondle thee!
Please Touch Pillow [outblush]
Thanks again to RyanThePerson, who may or may not be RyanThePillowFondler behind closed doors.
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Reader Comments
1. Davo - November 12, 2008 12:54 PM
First!
2. Yoooo - November 12, 2008 12:54 PM
FIRST
3. Davo - November 12, 2008 12:56 PM
Oooohh, dang, what's that smell? Oh, that's right. Victory.
PEW PEW PEW!
no doubt, I could make the same pillows for $20 with a hypercolor t-shirt sewn as a pillowcase.
4. Pink - November 12, 2008 12:56 PM
GAAAYYY!!!! oh i mean...SECOND!
5. BlackSamTX - November 12, 2008 1:11 PM
I was wondering when HyperColor would come back... with all the other terrible shit from the 80's resurfacing... why not?!
It's prolly all fake anyway, with no shadows and all... reminds me of that pillow biting scene from that movie 'SHUT THE F*** UP BITCH".
6. Ash - November 12, 2008 1:19 PM
Now i can find out whos been sleeping in my bed.... Aw its no one
7. Jukai - November 12, 2008 1:34 PM
I'll never buy these things. How the hell would I convince my girlfriend that I just spilled milk on the pillows if my penis leaves an aftershadow?
8. Jukai - November 12, 2008 1:35 PM
Just kidding though, I don't have a girlfriend =(
9. LSDiesel - November 12, 2008 1:42 PM
@8, phew. For a second there I thought you were kidding about your junk resembling spilt milk.
10. Jukai - November 12, 2008 1:44 PM
@9: You may not understand my joke, but I don't have any hand puppets with me to properly explain it on your level, so you're just going to have to assume it was funny
11. Thumperchica - November 12, 2008 2:03 PM
hrm, does this mean BodyGlove muscle tanks are going to come back too? *shudders*
12. Douche McAllister - November 12, 2008 2:22 PM
@11
They never went away. *punches stupid internets in the balls*
http://www.bodyglove.com/products_category.php?category_id=4776
13. Thumperchica - November 12, 2008 2:30 PM
@12- You have made my nightmare a reality. Just for that I'm going to revive chubby people wearing neon colored bike shorts, and send them to your house.
14. Daisy - November 12, 2008 3:14 PM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, because the shadows are all wrong.
This is a lot like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where Baja painted Maxs face, and he left a weird stain on the pillow.
15. Douche McAllister - November 12, 2008 3:28 PM
@13 I am very sorry. I ment no harm. Besides, how do you know my cousins? My stupid, fat, 10 speed loving cousins.
16. RIMTUCK - November 12, 2008 3:50 PM
first
17. buzz_clik - November 12, 2008 6:21 PM
Knowing my luck, the police will burst in and see my girlfriend's screaming, gasping face still imprinted on the pillow. That bitch always has to have the last laugh.
18. boxofwine - November 12, 2008 7:42 PM
this would so freak my grandma out.
19. rainbowcinderellageek - November 12, 2008 11:21 PM
I wanna put my boobs on it =)
20. superfreak - November 13, 2008 1:04 AM
wtf is up with the hands on that thing, who has thumbs on the outer side? obviously fake!
21. DantheMan - November 13, 2008 11:21 AM
@ 20 Clearly a real reversed hands mutant has touched this pillow! Don't be so closed minded, man.
22. chosha - November 16, 2008 6:59 AM
AND the hyper colour t-shirts, which did exactly the same thing, were an 8th of the price.