Nov 27 2008Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Get full, get drunk, watch some football, make out with a relative. Sadly, since I'm the orphaned son of ninja-pirate gypsies, I'll probably eat at Captain D's and be back in a little bit. Until then, gobble gobble! And also, sorry, Native Americans. :( You totally got us back with the whole smoking thing though!
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Reader Comments
1. jism - November 27, 2008 1:04 PM
meeee
2. Roger - November 27, 2008 1:04 PM
Primis!
3. jism - November 27, 2008 1:06 PM
you got SERVED roger :P
4. fucking gayness - November 27, 2008 1:13 PM
vote for me!!
5. big brown - November 27, 2008 1:16 PM
woooo
6. Codrut - November 27, 2008 1:21 PM
hahahah, smoking. rite :P
7. Spider - November 27, 2008 1:46 PM
I
Hungary
for some
Turkey!
8. Adra - November 27, 2008 1:58 PM
Well I wont be doing the thanks giving thing as im british and so it would be like the USA having bonfire night. Also turkey is a very dull meat...shame we have to suffer it at xmas but you poor Yanks have it twice a year. Ive always wondered what your aborigines do on thanks giving? Is it the day they say "Bloody hell we really should have killed em off when we had the chance."
Gx
9. Daisy - November 27, 2008 2:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This reminds me a little (just a little though) of a scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max uses Baja's computer to look up the recipe for bacon flavored ice cream, but instead gets sucked into a wheel of fortune chatroom talking about stealing rubber duckies from Del Taco to place on random Somalian coastlines acting as pirate ships that'll show up online on google pirate maps. Fortunately after watching someone jetpack over a giant gorge & into a high school quiddich match, Max decided to pound a bunch of star wars puppets laced with cocaine he found in a giant cardboard box because he wanted to use the box to trap Baja's cat for the next GW posting online.
10. Boost - November 27, 2008 2:33 PM
The whole smoking thing?
Wtf?
*takes a hit*
*eats turkey*
*falls asleep*
11. gotler - November 27, 2008 3:38 PM
putting a turkey map can be offensive to turkish people, right? i thought our jokes were bad...
12. Ryan - November 27, 2008 4:02 PM
@gotler
If by "offensive", you mean "hilarious"
13. Joker - November 27, 2008 4:20 PM
Thanksgiving a time for family, overeating , and killin ingieans hahahahahaahahahaha cowboy up!
14. Alper Iseri - November 27, 2008 4:28 PM
Hey - my parents come Turkey (I live in Germany now) but it's no problem for me ;-)) But when I get to see you one day, I'll give you a kick right into your ASS!! :-))
15. Masochist - November 27, 2008 5:27 PM
I know this is gonna get me mass hate, but...
I read geekologie just for Daisy now
16. c45j - November 27, 2008 5:31 PM
And also, sorry, Native Americans. :( You totally got us back with the whole smoking thing though!
i dont get it.. the smoking part...??
17. Daisy - November 27, 2008 5:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is like the time that Max claimed to be an american indian and he and Baja sold tax free cigarettes and opened a casino in his back yard, in the movie Never Back Down.
18. foobar - November 27, 2008 5:42 PM
@14 - if I see you I'll kick you in the nutsack....BAM you got pwned.
PS: If a guy from turkey has babies with a chinese woman do they call the kids gobbledygooks?
19. Blopit - November 27, 2008 5:54 PM
you just explaind my life GW....i never knew you were a magician...
20. Adam - November 27, 2008 6:34 PM
fake!
that turkey is fake, the shadows are all wrong
21. firstgold - November 27, 2008 6:39 PM
WTF!? What does this have to do with anything?
22. Elmo - November 27, 2008 7:06 PM
Yay! nothing gets you in the spirit like booze and Charlie Brown cartoons
and food, and beer, and food, and wine, and food, and terrorists in India, and football, and smoking and food....
you loosers have crap to be thankful for compared to me! Ha ha! *buuurp*
23. Morono - November 27, 2008 7:14 PM
15. Masochist - November 27, 2008 5:27 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing...
24. Tay Tay - November 27, 2008 7:18 PM
@15. Me too.
@ all you "i dont get the smoking thing" people
Tobacco is a plant native to the americas, so, before european people came here they did not smoke tobacco. Native americans did, they shared it the white man. Whitey took it turned it into a for profit business, realized the addictive qualities capitalized on that, developed strains of the tobacco plant with more nicotine making it more addictive, and now, whitey gets cancer, though lots of non whities do too.
25. Thumperchica - November 27, 2008 7:59 PM
Well GW, if it makes you feel better... I'm about 2900 miles from my family, and my friends all went out of state to see their relations this holiday. I hung out and had a chicken quesadilla & smoked...
It was actaully really nice to have a quiet day at home to myself though =)
Happy Thanksgiving you Turkeys!
26. Moose Knuckle - November 27, 2008 8:05 PM
F*** you Thumper! Eat shit turkey and die bitch!
27. Lauren - November 27, 2008 8:40 PM
so....anybody else notice the valley of the fairy chimneys?
28. Ambarina - November 27, 2008 8:43 PM
I dont see Batman there!!
WTF?!
29. Lauren - November 27, 2008 8:46 PM
its in the valley of F.C.
30. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - November 27, 2008 11:33 PM
@ Thumperchica...ditto, except I went off base and got some Japanese McD's double cheesebugers...mmm, cholesterol...
31. qwertyuiop - November 28, 2008 4:29 AM
lol, whats thanksgiving?
sorry, im from australia :)
32. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - November 28, 2008 8:27 AM
@ 31....Google it.
33. Thumperchica - November 28, 2008 8:32 AM
@32- well aren't you a sweetheart... being stationed in Japan isn't doing much for your cheery disposition eh?
34. Asude - November 28, 2008 11:38 AM
I dont celebrate thanksgiving, but I wish you all happy holidays.. and stuff..
Greetz fom TURKEY <--- seriously I AM from Turkey and a huge geekologie fan! I don't see the Turkey map as an insult but.. IT'S NOT FUNNY ^^
35. known - November 28, 2008 11:58 AM
9: You're an idiot, all the food in britian tastes dull.
You not only have to suffer through christmas when turkey is served, you have to suffer everyday when you go out for ANY food in the UK. You guys couldn't make pizza taste good, I've been there plenty of times and I always come home hungry.
36. FRIST!!!!!11!1!1 - November 28, 2008 1:25 PM
@35.
"9: You're an idiot"
Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle african american.
37. Fuck you, limey - November 28, 2008 2:08 PM
@8
"Well I wont be doing the thanks giving thing as im british and so it would be like the USA having bonfire night. Also turkey is a very dull meat."
This coming from a person who lives in the land of boiled everything and blood pudding.
38. known - November 28, 2008 4:39 PM
36: baaah yes, I meant 8 not 9....
I enjoy the Daisy posts, so that was directed towards the bloke number 8, not 9. I do stand corrected.
39. ZZtoper - November 28, 2008 6:00 PM
Turkey... where women are men. Wut a shithole.
40. I stuff white trash - November 28, 2008 7:28 PM
@39
Considering it's only the white trash that listens to zztop in the year 2008, why don't u go get yourself a cold Budw and keep banging your cousin Betty at the back of your truck?
41. fart on fart - November 28, 2008 7:59 PM
-->18
what do you call a dumb resentful loser whose double-digit IQ can't get pass stereotyping peoples of a planet with a population of some 6+ billion? a racist who is a joke himself.
42. pardus - November 28, 2008 10:52 PM
Turkey is the home of the greatest Linux distro of all.
Yes, I'm a geek, but this is Geekologie, isn't it?
43. Jeff - November 29, 2008 4:50 AM
Valley of the Fairy Chimneys...
wait, what?
44. Nick Naylor - November 29, 2008 7:08 AM
@43 - here you go...
http://www.geocities.com/intrepidberkeleyexplorer/Page15I.html
The Goreme Valley Fairy Chimneys can be found in Cappadocia, Turkey. They are the result of volcanic eruptions that occurred thousands of years previous to today. The tops are made.
45. Dr.Death - November 30, 2008 3:54 AM
It sure is nice here in Maui
46. Dr.Death - November 30, 2008 3:55 AM
oh yea happy T-Day