Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Get full, get drunk, watch some football, make out with a relative. Sadly, since I'm the orphaned son of ninja-pirate gypsies, I'll probably eat at Captain D's and be back in a little bit. Save some stuffing for me!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Now let's go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for. Here, I'll get us started: the internet. Okay, and the sun. Love that thing, so bright. Hit the jump to see a video of the kitten-in-a-basket photoshoot.... / Continue →
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Well folks, if you haven't noticed by the lack of people at work or canned pumpkin at Kroger, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. The day we Americans celebrate Jesus's first bite of whole foods (some say it was a wise man's camel) and the subsequent decimation of the Native American po... / Continue →
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THIS: I am thankful for this. Haaaaaaaaaaappy Thanksgiving! Hopefully you all have a nice long weekend of video games and eating ahead of you. Me? I don't have anything but 200 people ahead of me. Get it? I'm already in line for a Black Friday sale! Just kidding, I'm not... / Continue →

