Nov 13 2008Good Idea!: Man Submits Drawing Of Spider Instead Of Payment For Overdue Account

David Thorne didn't have the $233.95 to pay an overdue account. So what did he do? What any other budding young genius would do, he submitted a picture of a spider he drew instead. Unfortunately, Jane Gilles, who is clearly a mega-bitch to the nth degree, wouldn't accept it. So what happened next? Hit the jump to find out. But I'll give you a hint: time travel! And also, David's account not getting paid.
You really want to read the rest, so hit it.
EDIT: Here's the original page which provides a little more info.

I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead [beyond]
Thanks to Kenny, who knows a good drawing of a ninja turtle can settle any debt.
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Reader Comments
1. dark night - November 13, 2008 6:09 PM
ROFL!!!!
2. Dan - November 13, 2008 6:10 PM
First? ^^
Awsome!
3. Muted Clapping - November 13, 2008 6:10 PM
Hero...
4. dark night - November 13, 2008 6:10 PM
nope sorry bud, i was : )
5. the illest - November 13, 2008 6:12 PM
hahahaha
this guy is hilarious.
6. Sutton - November 13, 2008 6:12 PM
Amazing
7. Davo - November 13, 2008 6:15 PM
haha
8. Nate - November 13, 2008 6:17 PM
F***ing funny.
9. Alex - November 13, 2008 6:17 PM
Pfff, that's not worth 233,95, it only have seven leg... it's abstract, it's worth at least 1000$!
10. Silent K - November 13, 2008 6:18 PM
This made my day.
Thank you.
11. kenny - November 13, 2008 6:18 PM
Bwa hahaha
Geekologie writer, im your biggest fan dude hahaha
12. Ollie Williams - November 13, 2008 6:18 PM
F***ing epic.
13. Mike - November 13, 2008 6:19 PM
Winner!
14. Soldier Shrink - November 13, 2008 6:20 PM
wow... it just doesnt get much better.
as a soldier, i salute you.
15. Nat - November 13, 2008 6:21 PM
I wonder if Ford will accept my stick figures instead of the 500 i pay a month for my truck.
16. Andyman - November 13, 2008 6:21 PM
I can't stop laughing. I have tears rolling down my face. I wish I'd thought of that...
17. ZenoZTankof - November 13, 2008 6:22 PM
If David had a cult, I would most certainly join it....
18. StlDragoon - November 13, 2008 6:26 PM
LMAO!!!!!!
I was at work when I read this and almost got in trouble for laughing so damn hard.
This is awesome.
19. Gizmoduck - November 13, 2008 6:28 PM
lulz
20. Gizmoduck - November 13, 2008 6:34 PM
i love that guy
21. Moose Knuckle - November 13, 2008 6:34 PM
Anything anyone says in regard to this posting is of no real consequence as this is the most uber-genius posting EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pew
22. White - November 13, 2008 6:34 PM
Hahahaha awesome
23. Mcloin - November 13, 2008 6:36 PM
This would have been ok if it were a WHITE spider.
Black spiders scare me. Black people scare me too. Black liquorice scares me. Black Friday scares me. Black holes scare me. Black Russians are tasty, but I'm still scared.
24. Kenny - November 13, 2008 6:43 PM
Hahaha, cried laughing!
25. ViperhawkZ - November 13, 2008 6:45 PM
That's some good shit right there xD
26. kraney - November 13, 2008 6:49 PM
When she sent back the drawing, she said she *copied* and pasted it. That's a violation of copyright. David should demand a settlement in the amount of $233.95
27. spliffi steffi - November 13, 2008 6:50 PM
oh my! that had me laughing for quite awhile. That was very thought-out and hilarious! Poor David.
28. AtomicSquid - November 13, 2008 6:51 PM
I want to print this up to post at work but it's only printing a portion of it...any tips on how to print it? Or can Geek Writer fix it so it can be printed?
29. Amy - November 13, 2008 6:54 PM
I wish the lenders would take a drawing. It would be nothing like a spider though.
30. Boost - November 13, 2008 6:54 PM
Best thing on the internet all year.
Ahahahahahaha
31. Antonio - November 13, 2008 6:55 PM
Mr.Thorne is my new hero. : )
32. Wesley - November 13, 2008 6:58 PM
hahahaha my favorite post, right next to the dog sack tote
-wes-
33. josh - November 13, 2008 7:05 PM
I'm laughing sooo hard, i'm crying!!!
Somebody needs to pay this guys bill for him! I'm still laughing!
34. GEOFF LEPPARD - November 13, 2008 7:17 PM
When I first saw this I found the spider and his smiley li'l face funny, and nothing else, since it's about as fake as Daisy's t***.
35. Kayelle - November 13, 2008 7:18 PM
That's just...awesome. I want to hug this guy!
36. Mcfeely Smackup - November 13, 2008 7:29 PM
"Who's" is a contraction of "Who is", "whose" is the possessive form of who, as in "whose spider is that?".
What a jackass. 100% utter FAIL!!
(I'm also available to damage children's self esteem)
37. Somebody - November 13, 2008 7:32 PM
What drugs was he on? Whatever it is...send it around (double time)...financial crisis my Ass.
38. Mia - November 13, 2008 7:40 PM
That was the best thing I've read all day.
Also, geekologie writer, will you marry me?
39. aartax - November 13, 2008 7:46 PM
Sell that f***er on ebay, he'll get more than $233 for it for sure.
40. AlejandroLestad - November 13, 2008 7:50 PM
FAKE, shadows are wrong, it is obviusly photoshopped.
As it Resembles the movie, never back down where the main character fought against a giant spider and cut it's 8th leg
41. turdopotomus - November 13, 2008 7:55 PM
Ha ha ha! I have been reading Geekologie for a long time now, but I have never laughed that hard before. Bravo! Thank you Geekologie Dude
42. Elmo - November 13, 2008 7:55 PM
HAHAHA this made my whole day xD
what a brilliant dumbass! give this man money
43. pirhan - November 13, 2008 8:05 PM
YOU'RE MY HERO DAVID!
44. Megan - November 13, 2008 8:08 PM
lmao, this is absolutely great.
45. mykl - November 13, 2008 8:20 PM
This is how Fight Club truly started... one man sticking it to a financial institution with drawing... then the beatings begin...
46. Hunter - November 13, 2008 8:25 PM
Holy f***, I had to lace up my loller skates for that one!!!!!!!
47. Jeff W. - November 13, 2008 8:51 PM
This guy is my new hero! Awesome.
48. I Search of Toiletpaper - November 13, 2008 9:13 PM
This is pure comic genius!
It's the most hillarious thing 'i.'ve ever seen!
And I cant spel.
49. rainbowcinderellageek - November 13, 2008 9:40 PM
Lots of hearts and highfives. This guy had balls.
50. El Guapo - November 13, 2008 9:40 PM
Oh my god ahahahaaha
thats the greatest thing ever on the f***in internet.
Printing and framing now
51. deborah tamburri - November 13, 2008 9:43 PM
If everyone sent him one dollar it would pay the 233 dollars. Better yet send pennies since clearly they only think in small dosages.....maybe one roll at a time.....one roll a day until the whole amount if paid. What if everyone sent one roll of pennies to pay his account at different times. They said they did accept cash. Don't roll the pennies. Put them in a mailer. Something this good deserves follow up.
52. stacey - November 13, 2008 9:46 PM
holy crap i ACTUALLY laughed out loud. at home. by myself. like a loser. that was SO great.
53. 25 - November 13, 2008 9:55 PM
by far the funniest post ive ever seen
54. idiot - November 13, 2008 10:05 PM
i'm retarted and i dont understand how this is funny...
can someone please enlighten me.
55. RIMTUCK - November 13, 2008 10:07 PM
first!!
56. YAY! - November 13, 2008 10:21 PM
HAHAHAHA!
57. PhReaK - November 13, 2008 10:25 PM
This entire post is made of win. I wonder if the 7-legged spider was planned or if he discovered the mistake later and playing along with it? Lol anyways, that was amazing.
58. Lucy - November 13, 2008 10:26 PM
I love this guy.
59. XKCDFan - November 13, 2008 10:43 PM
While this post is pretty hilarious, I don't think it compares to Randall Munroe, the creator of XKCD, screwing over Verizon.
http://msgboard.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/verizon.jpg
60. Outsourcing Website Design - November 13, 2008 10:58 PM
Hahaha this is really funny.. I applaud the humor of this fela.. Heheheeh
61. Pixel - November 13, 2008 11:45 PM
Great art is priceless
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/josephiroth/spider1.jpg
62. Loki - November 13, 2008 11:47 PM
I applaud Ms. Giles for keeping her cool.
63. Rik - November 13, 2008 11:48 PM
Holy shit that is epic rotflmao!
64. Daisy - November 14, 2008 12:13 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is a lot like the scene from the movie Never Back Down were Max tries to pay his car loan off with a pair of nintendo cufflinks he made in scout camp.
65. AshleyB - November 14, 2008 1:05 AM
OMG! This made me laugh so hard! Made my day! Thanks!!
66. Samantha - November 14, 2008 1:41 AM
I think it is really a bit rude of you guys not to link to the writers original web page:
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
67. Samantha - November 14, 2008 1:47 AM
and http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808
68. kaos - November 14, 2008 2:25 AM
This guy's my newfound hero - just second behind Jeff 'The Dude' Lebowski...
69. Mark - November 14, 2008 3:10 AM
Super Cool..............I am also gonna do something like that next time when i will be in Crisis.........
70. Kel - November 14, 2008 3:26 AM
Thats awesome!
71. Emode - November 14, 2008 5:08 AM
I just luv it!
72. trevor - November 14, 2008 5:26 AM
best thing ever haha.
73. sushified - November 14, 2008 6:04 AM
This is awesome.
74. eron - November 14, 2008 6:43 AM
3 Geekologie points!!
75. pojojuniper - November 14, 2008 6:50 AM
Beauty!
76. Spikey DaPikey - November 14, 2008 7:07 AM
Bloody Excellent :D :D :D
77. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 7:13 AM
This was the first thing i saw when i got into work today. my coworkers all think i'm crazy now for laughing so hard.
78. tylerdurden - November 14, 2008 8:01 AM
That is f***ing awesome.
79. gore-lax - November 14, 2008 8:34 AM
thats epic.
80. Isis - November 14, 2008 8:44 AM
f***ing brilliant
81. Thumperchica - November 14, 2008 9:17 AM
LMFAO!!! This one was forwardtopeopleworthy. Are you sure this my comment? I'm certain I would've done better...
82. Zero - November 14, 2008 9:23 AM
Holy crap funniest thing ever!
Perhaps I shall try that some time haha wow!
83. Pink - November 14, 2008 9:49 AM
OMG!!! Freaking hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh man...u rock!
84. storm - November 14, 2008 10:14 AM
he's a punz, she's only do her job... being a person in this line of work myself, i can attest that it can become very stressful to continuously receive ridicule and disrespect from someone who doesn't pay his debts. I think she handled it extremely well. and yes i'm aware many people will think i'm overreacting, but when you deal with these kind of imbeciles on a daily basis, you'd find the joke was over today, yesterday and tomorrow.
85. JaDeD - November 14, 2008 10:16 AM
#84
Either you have a dick up your ass, or you need one!
86. Jeremy - November 14, 2008 10:32 AM
any one else see that the spider is missing a leg... is this why the drawing cost so much? A seven Legged spider? RARE I TELL YA
87. David Thorne - November 14, 2008 10:33 AM
Sigh. linkjacking at it's finest. and not even a link to my original page. I guess we would not want the web any other way... guess I should have a copyright notice on my... oh wait I do...
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
By the way, it is 2am here in Australia and I have just finished replying to over a hundred emails about this stupid spider. I am now going to have a wank and go to sleep. I would use the artificial vagina my friend Ross lent me but just the other night I woke up feeling amorous, gave it a bash and It did not feel right, kind of crunchy, so I checked and there was a half dead cockroach struggling in the lube. The next morning when I was in the shower I found one of it's legs under my foreskin.
Apparently the exact same thing happened to Ross earlier in the week. If it was the same cockroach then it is a f***ing trooper.
Regards, David
88. Jeremy - November 14, 2008 10:33 AM
Wait I feel unsmart now........ After reading the whole thing.............
89. PLEEEZE! - November 14, 2008 10:47 AM
Here you go: Now famous spider needs to be copyrighted and patented. The seven legged one should fetch a higher price as original blemishes usually do. Sell said spiders on ebay. Pay your debt to the nice person you owe money to. Easy peasy and should only cost you a few hours (oh, and several hundred for the copyright and patend). If you sell high enough you will cover your costs, pay your debt, and possibly make some beer money.
90. LSDiesel - November 14, 2008 10:51 AM
I don't care what anyone says about you GW, but you're awesome. Wanna be my dad?
Anyway, this guy is pretty much the biggest bad-ass ever. Totally something I would do.
91. anjoy - November 14, 2008 10:55 AM
he should be knighted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa ha.
ha.
ha.
92. andyman - November 14, 2008 11:16 AM
I laughed all day yesterday, and I still can't stop everytime I think about it. My wife is tired of me giggling. My lungs hurt...
93. HoppyChoppy - November 14, 2008 11:22 AM
My morning was SHIT until now haha, that was perfect.
94. Hmmm - November 14, 2008 11:35 AM
obviously fake - no company accepts cash as a payment form. :\
95. none - November 14, 2008 11:38 AM
to anyone who "laughed out loud" or even laughed at this, you're all f-ing door knobs..
case closed.
96. armand - November 14, 2008 11:42 AM
omg that's so frigging hilarious
the oen who said companies don't accept cash, try sending your money in an enveloppe and see if they'll return it ;)
97. Atrides - November 14, 2008 11:43 AM
@96 Come clean, you're really Jane Gilles aren't you?
98. Lalo - November 14, 2008 12:16 PM
cvbcvbcvbcvbcvb
99. Kaitlyn - November 14, 2008 12:18 PM
How come the spider only has 7 legs?
Where would you mount the spare tire?
100. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:30 PM
I thought it was very silly, young people today have way too much time on their hands listing to gabba and drawing spiders. In my day you would have been forced to join the army.
101. ItsMeDavid - November 14, 2008 12:31 PM
You people are insipid morons.
102. Jason Hampton Taylor - November 14, 2008 12:32 PM
There is no porn on this site. I was told this was a porn site. Where are the little girls?
103. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 12:32 PM
@99 Thank you for the spare tire remark. TIRE!
104. YourFriendRoss - November 14, 2008 12:34 PM
At least this way your servers won't go splat...
And also...
I cannot F***ING believe how huge this is getting.
105. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:36 PM
The problem is that the youth of today think their opinions matter and are not beaten enough. By not hitting your child, they develop a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking for themselves. I have found randomly striking my children for no reason the most productive, I need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Just because they are not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that I wasn't aware of.
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107. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:37 PM
Well this is pointless, I am going back to the emails and porn as I can't sleep. What's Penny doing?
108. Anusphere - November 14, 2008 12:37 PM
I once f***ed a stapler.
It hurt.
A lot.
109. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:39 PM
Anusphere, almost rang you today to say hello while I was in the cleaning product isle of coles, luckily I chose to ask one of the twelve year old employees, who was so heatedly excited about her job ninety percent of her neurons had burnt out, my cleaning product question instead. I chose 'Bam' on her recommendation.
110. Beau - November 14, 2008 12:40 PM
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111. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:41 PM
You can't troll when there are no pictures and anyone can change their names at random.
112. Anus/Beau/CP - November 14, 2008 12:43 PM
I find BAM to be a fairly abrassive cleaning product.
SHOWER POWER ACTUALLY F***ING WORKS.
Not that I ever have or will cleaned my shower.
And srsly David... My farts are as bad as they have ever been. I feel like somehow bottling one and sending it to you for confirmation.
113. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:44 PM
My real name is David Thorne.
I am an internet superhero.
Adore me.
Please.
114. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:44 PM
God, I can only masturbate when I am having a cigarette and I am out, I think there is a packet downstairs in the car but I am in bed already. Damn, back in moment ross, smoke me a kipper.
115. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:46 PM
Hey, I was hijacked by #113, f***ing about time someone played. However inane and pathetic the attempt.
116. Anusphere - November 14, 2008 12:47 PM
You'd better be you bastard.
If I lose my 4.46am listless internet buddy now I don't know what I will do.
Maybe another poo.
Probably another poo.
Definitely another poo.
/poo
117. Anusphere - November 14, 2008 12:48 PM
It was me you dirty sack of tuberculosis.
118. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:49 PM
I hope you were #113 Mr Sphere. Otherwise I am scared.
119. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:51 PM
That delay is annoying. It is a bit self indulgent trying to troll on a page that you were ripped by, it was a good call by you. Cruel and hurtful but a good call nonetheless.
120. Anusphere - November 14, 2008 12:51 PM
@118...
Of course it was.
And also.... Do you think inserting a bottle brush covered in BAM through my anus into my intestinal tract for cleaning/arousal purposed would be safe?
If you said "No"...
YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!
121. Ross - November 14, 2008 12:52 PM
Actually, the most annoying bit is scrolling down everytime I hit submit. Shoudn't the newest posts be at the top to save us from rsi? It is a ohs issue.
122. Anusphere - November 14, 2008 12:55 PM
And seeing as how only you and I are posting... Seems almost pointless. No more than anything else on the Interwebz but... Yes.
And 113 was more a commentary on your current, albiet fleeting Godlike status on the web and the morons that are causing it. Replace the personal pro-nouns with their respective opposites and my point is sort of made.
"You are David Thorne?
You are an internet superhero!!!
I Adore you!!!
REALLY I DO"
I love you cause you can take a punch.
And don't squeal like a bitch when my dick is in your ass.
These kids love you cause you are a meme.
123. Ross - November 14, 2008 12:55 PM
I am seriously going through nicotine withdrawal. I have not had one for like twenty minutes and I am stoned so really need to be chain smoking or else I will eat and damage my perfect figure. Back soon. But not on here.
124. Gertrude - November 14, 2008 12:57 PM
Ross, you need to buy a mouse with a scroll wheel.
Or... A De-Lorian (sp?) and Flux Capacitor. Works wonders for me.
125. Ross - November 14, 2008 12:57 PM
Ross, I will pick a picture of a tranny from the internet and you tell me whether you would do her... hang on...
126. Drnecropolis - November 14, 2008 12:58 PM
Muaahahhahaha, tried so hard to keep from laughin' loudly and disturbing my coworkers my eyes watered and almost had a pistachio come out my nose (that shit would hurt, but I totally would've gotten street cred). Anywho, good stuff good stuff
127. Ross - November 14, 2008 12:58 PM
I would probably go this one if she was kind to my children and read to them at night:
http://www.platinumshemale.com/trannybabes/bianca-0009.jpg
128. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:00 PM
Ross, only if she can fit that zucchini/pumpkin in her ass.
Cause you know... I am just THAT big.
129. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:02 PM
Definitely go this one if she/he knew how to cook a good omelette:
http://www.trannytroubleblog.com/Tranny/Tranny-Anal-2.jpg
130. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:05 PM
I hate you for making me hard over trannies.
It is something I swore I would never do.
And I prefer a nice quiche.
131. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:05 PM
F*** ross, I was looking at trannies as a joke but there are seriously some hot ones, much better looking than any of the girls in Adelaide. I am actually questioning my sexuality. Or is it ok if they have a penis if they look like girls? I don't reccon I would suck it or anything, just do them from behind and pretend it is a girl.
ok, I might have a try at sucking just to see what it is like but nothing gay.
132. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:06 PM
Ross, I know what you mean... It is actually mildly concerning.
I'd let one cum in my ass. Just once. Nothing gay... Just, you know... Man shit.
133. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:08 PM
#126. Drnecropolis was a bit of a f***ing knob. 'pistachio almost come out nose, me have street cred'. See the sort of f***ing mainstream crap that finds spiders amusing. This is why the spider is popular, because I am mainstream. kill me.
134. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:08 PM
F***... The sun is coming up David. I hate how that happens.
Maybe you should go to bed... I have work tomorrow.
Wait... What?
135. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:10 PM
Are you serious? You have to work on saturday?
136. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:11 PM
133. Ross
Wholly agree. Not about the kill you thing. About him being a doucheface.
And internet fame is so hilariously transient you can pretend they never liked you/it at all.
I will still love you.
And let you punch me in the jaw after sex.
137. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:11 PM
I would not do this tranny:
http://content.triplexcash.com/galleries/galleries.trannyhunt.com/txc/content/TH/pics/09/rss-soft.jpg
138. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:12 PM
Don't have to.
Chose to.
I didn't work Mon/Tues and I like money.
139. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:13 PM
Or this midget:
http://www.midgetpornxxx.com/img/mpx01.jpg
140. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:14 PM
I kind of needed that to remind me that the others were exceptions.
God dammit.... I can't find that hilarious .gif of a stick figure humping the words "YOUR MOM".
I'd really like to post it somewhere in here.
141. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:17 PM
Oh go on then piker, I vaguely remember someone crying 'dont go to bed pussy' but go on, have your little kip, I will go and get some cigarettes and then probably just get up and take one of the blue pills now so I can clean the house ripped and then just take a few more this afternoon to get me through tonight. I only have about twelve and want to keep some to force feed drunk girls but will see how I go.
142. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:18 PM
My turn to have a cigarette.
And also...
That shit just hit 4chan.
You have no idea how global/much trouble you are in.
Or you do.
143. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:18 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/emorock09/thread_gay_midget.jpg
Night Ross.
144. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:20 PM
F*** you asshat. I have already had my 3 hours. I am here until I need to not be.
Besides... I couldn't sleep after seeing all those trannies.
145. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:21 PM
As gay as this?
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1226685763740.gif
146. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:24 PM
That won't open for me. :( <-- sad face to visually indicate that I am upset by the technology letting me down.
147. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:25 PM
Whats on 4chan?
148. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:28 PM
OMFGHJ!!! (made up letters to indicate that I am shocked by something) Which I f***ing am! WHAT THE F*** IS THIS? WHAT? UM... WHAT?
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/50019/A_dude_with_a_f***ing_Mangina_gets_pussy_raped_with_a_mechanical_dildo,_wtf/
149. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:28 PM
I am surprise you don't know it...
It is the asshole of the internet.
Every 1000 posts of horseshit there is 1 that will blow your mind.
It's great for 5am.
150. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:35 PM
I know 4chan but I don't know what you posted then as the link does not work. and also WHAT THE F***???? http://www.newsfilter.org/video/50019/A_dude_with_a_f***ing_Mangina_gets_pussy_raped_with_a_mechanical_dildo,_wtf/
151. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:38 PM
And also, what is up with this dude with a f***ing mangina getting his pussy raped by a mechanical dildo? That sentence does not even make sense and how exctly is this porn, this is an abomination. I mean I wish I had a mangina but f***, I would want to be pretty as well. This is just so wrong. The internet is a bad, bad place. http://www.newsfilter.org/video/50019/A_dude_with_a_f***ing_Mangina_gets_pussy_raped_with_a_mechanical_dildo,_wtf/
152. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:39 PM
Just a .gif of a dude wanking.
Nothing fancy.
I may go back to my Deathnote now as I am losing steam and can recline in my desk chair while watching that.
LMK via email if you are still around.
153. Ross - November 14, 2008 1:40 PM
I have a feeling it is a woman that wants to be a man so has had a double mastectomy, hit the gym and gotten tattoos.
I really have no other explanation.
Is it wrong that it gave me a semi?
154. margaret - November 14, 2008 1:46 PM
This is SO funny!
155. Jubba - November 14, 2008 1:59 PM
He's an asshole. Not funny.
156. fluffyabortion - November 14, 2008 2:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
157. guate6 - November 14, 2008 2:36 PM
Wow, this was awesome. I'm sharing this at work. It had me laughing the entire time.
158. erica - November 14, 2008 2:38 PM
What an epic win. I love this guy.
159. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 2:57 PM
People are still posting on this thread? Wow, just wow.
160. Ben - November 14, 2008 3:01 PM
Oh Man what a character! Kudos DAVID! KUDOS!
161. brian - November 14, 2008 3:02 PM
Too f***in funny. Genius. You should be a star. I should too, but I don't do gay porn so get that out of your head.
www.getzooted.com ,---free link directory
162. thelonious - November 14, 2008 3:17 PM
Uh, this was kind of a lame exchange. No one got upset, they just took this dude's idiocracy in stride and requested the deadbeat pay his bill. I enjoyed the submission of the spider, but as the exchange continued, it had all the halmarks of hilarity as standing in front of the royal palace in England and making faces at the guards.
163. somuchbetter - November 14, 2008 3:32 PM
love it! I can't believe this lady took the time out of her day to actually send all those emails and send the drawing back. It's amazing how much time is wasted at work :) like...right now.
164. aC23 - November 14, 2008 3:43 PM
This is probably the best post ever.
I'm dying inside. lmfao
165. mark abramson - November 14, 2008 4:53 PM
In this high-tech age it is obvious that a drawing of a spider would not constitute payment. However, if a HD photograph of a spider had been submitted I am confident that the whole matter would have been resolved.
If you had conferred with Little Miss Muffit she no doubt would have advised you of proper protocal.
166. Ariel - November 14, 2008 6:00 PM
lmao... awesome!
167. Marley - November 14, 2008 7:10 PM
this man is now my hero.
... i can't believe how well that lady handled his sillyness.
168. Eli - November 14, 2008 7:11 PM
omg, I lol'd
169. kirby peanuckle - November 14, 2008 8:00 PM
who wants to be f1rst when you can be 169!!!!
SUCK IT
170. Joe Blo - November 14, 2008 8:22 PM
I'm sorry, but that guy is a complete jackass, on top of being an inconsiderate rude human being.
If you owe someone money, pay up, because someone somewhere has rendered a service to you. Being cheap and penny-less is no excuse for being a wise-ass.
There's funny and then there's just plain obnoxious. EPIC FAIL.
171. Firsty - November 14, 2008 8:55 PM
One hundred and Seventy....
FR1ST!!!!!
172. Brandon Mendelson - November 14, 2008 8:55 PM
Fake or not, this is hilarious.
173. Chadwick DeVoss - November 14, 2008 10:04 PM
I also think it's quite lame you don't even reference the author if this little gem.
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
174. theboxman - November 14, 2008 10:25 PM
I don't care if it is fake just the idea is funny. I am going to pay my Visa bill with a drawing of a monkey.
There was a famous painter in New England that used to pay for everything by checks and he would draw on the check and the majority of the time people would not cash the check because they would rather have an original drawing.
For original stories about bums and street people check out www.street-people.com
175. Derek - November 15, 2008 1:21 AM
first
176. poop - November 15, 2008 4:04 AM
first
177. stewie - November 15, 2008 8:26 AM
You are all retarded!
178. Kate - November 15, 2008 10:20 AM
i think joe blo needs to remove the stick from his ass, get a life and appreciate a little humour! It's just a joke, you think this Jane Gilles person lost any sleep over this matter? Come on, lighten up a bit!
179. Luco - November 15, 2008 11:31 AM
f***ing idiot spelled "lieu" wrong...like not even close. Unless she WANTED to say the Hawaiian flower wreath. fool
180. stickass - November 15, 2008 11:40 AM
Hey Kate. I hope the next person who ows you money pays with a picture of your sad face. Then we'll see how funny it is to pay with pictures!
181. JD - November 15, 2008 11:44 AM
Go David. Hilarious. I needed this laugh really bad. Even as I've now calmed down, I'm still smirking continuously. Thanks!
182. Kate - November 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Stickass, do you really think that this guy expected pay for his over draft with a picture of a spider?? He was doing it for a laugh, probably to a huge multi-national bank who deal with people trying to ACTUALLY avoid paying much larger amounts. He's going to have to pay his balance at some point, the spider was merely done in humour probably with the intent of posting it on this site!! So why not just see the fun side of it, instead of trying to find moral fault in such meaningless situations?? You think Jane Gilles was really inconvenienced by this matter...?? SO WHAT? just send round the debt collecters to his house, that's what they'd do in situations like this.. instead of crying about someone who tried to pay their overdraft with a spider... oh no inhumanity of it all...
183. Sic - November 15, 2008 2:37 PM
Really, Kate--You think!?
184. haha - November 15, 2008 3:11 PM
haha this is great
185. Brak - November 15, 2008 6:03 PM
Kinda weak, just barely amusing, sorry.
186. Kristof - November 15, 2008 7:19 PM
They say they will not accept art as payment. Yet, I wonder if they would have the same position if they were sent a Picasso.
187. Sparkiss - November 15, 2008 7:21 PM
I just read this again for the fifth time and it's too funny. Something so silly keeps making my day. Way to be! Absolutely hilarious.
188. KermEd - November 15, 2008 9:27 PM
Kate>> Hit the nail on the head. Truth is, anytime a large corporation has a bunch of underpaid workers running the 'tills' to bring in the money - its not that they care weither or not the money reaches Mr Bank. And it doesn't affect their paycheque one iota.
stickass> Stick with the same alias at least eh? By the way? Lend me 20 dollars until payday? hahah.
189. Tas - November 15, 2008 10:18 PM
This made my day like no other.
190. Chuck Walla - November 15, 2008 10:49 PM
Does this guy have any art for sale? I'd like to email him some smiley faces for a print or something.
191. All Yall - November 16, 2008 12:10 AM
OMG this is such a classic move. Wish I had thought of it.
I will have to remember that next time I become late on a bill....
Which should be any day now.
192. Matvey - November 16, 2008 12:36 AM
Now imagine how hard people that draw some nonsense and sell it for millions as "abstract art" are laughing
193. lolfirst - November 16, 2008 10:26 AM
first!
194. Callum - November 16, 2008 11:10 AM
Hard to believe that the spider was sold on eBay for $15000!!!!
195. mpr - November 16, 2008 12:06 PM
this is what's wrong the world today - lazy people who think a little bit of wit will get them by in life. Pay your bills, you deadbeat.
196. poor boomer - November 16, 2008 1:02 PM
That's hilarious.
197. poor boomer - November 16, 2008 1:12 PM
This reminds me...there is a guy named J.S.G. Boggs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._S._G._Boggs) who draws his own currency and tries to trade it for goods and services.
Boggs is well-known among coin and currency collectors; his "Boggs bills" are collectible and bring more than their face value.
So Boggs is able to pull off something similar to the spider drawing; his works often sell for more than $233.95.
198. VilniausMeras - November 16, 2008 2:52 PM
i would donate for the guy at least part of the payment for such fun.
199. jorge filella - November 16, 2008 3:32 PM
f*cking brilliant... lol
200. ROFL - November 16, 2008 5:46 PM
If that was me I would have excepted the spider as money!
201. YOURAYNUS - November 16, 2008 6:20 PM
"If that were me,...", not "if that was me,..." Conditionals use plural auxiliary forms, not singular. By the way, she could not have accepted the picture for money owed because it's not her money at all. it belongs to the company that she is employed by. If she were to have accepted it in exchange for an outstanding debt then management would have either garnished the total from her own wages, or made an example of her by....beating her with a stick in front of all the other employees.
202. what - November 16, 2008 11:33 PM
Wow, that was f*cking retarded, I don't see how you can even crack a smile without forcing yourself to. It was as if the guy who drew the spider was inadvertly trying to say that he was a retard with a sense of humor of a 2 year old. Congratulations.
203. ROFLCopterOfJustice! SioSioSio - November 16, 2008 11:50 PM
I'm surprised she kept sending the picture back. ROFL! She was probably thinking that he was partially retarded or crazy so she didn't want to make him mad or offend him. HaHaHa
204. ROFLCopterOfJustice! - November 16, 2008 11:52 PM
Hey "what"... you're a worthless faggot. Did you know that?
205. Ben - November 17, 2008 12:18 AM
Jane's a good sport. She deserves half the credit and at least one leg.
206. Hynoticfrog - November 17, 2008 1:19 AM
I think this rather neatly spells out the level of responsibility colonists take for their country, sure its $233 now but what if everyone defaulted with seven legged spiders. Oh wait they did, thats why your economy is laughable.
207. Bull's Eye - November 17, 2008 5:44 AM
Is it real?
208. Nepali Blogger - November 17, 2008 6:26 AM
OMG! i have to try this out!!
209. Tim H - November 17, 2008 6:30 AM
I once made a drawing of a desk on a letter begging off for a traffic ticket. The desk was involve in my getting the ticket, but not actually relevant. The police people dropped the fine by half, AND sent the drawing back without prompting.
210. McGloin - November 17, 2008 9:54 AM
I'm annoyingly last
211. Thumperchica - November 17, 2008 10:16 AM
@206 - and the rest of the world staked their economy on ours, welcome to the jungle my friend. The dollar/pound/yen it's all worthless paper, people are losing everything substantial in their lives due to a failure in an imaginary currency. The irony is, the spider may well be worth more than $233.00...
212. S-J - November 17, 2008 11:01 AM
Brilliant! Take that banking system.
I think the clerk was quite good humored as well, she did send it back (presumably with a straight face although we can't tell that).
213. LSDiesel - November 17, 2008 11:14 AM
First!!!!
214. KEG - November 17, 2008 1:39 PM
Brilliant! Amazing! Yes!
215. McGloin - November 17, 2008 1:56 PM
I'm still a dumb ass.
Last!
216. Matt - November 17, 2008 4:01 PM
oh, this is AW..
AW-waitforit...
SOME!
217. SNO - November 17, 2008 5:14 PM
I think it's hilarous how some of the people commenting on this are actually offended and saying he's a deadbeat! LIGHTEN UP!!! Take a joke!! Dam!
218. Vadim - November 17, 2008 5:29 PM
Greetings, Katya))) How are you doing? Class songs at you. All Russia listens. I Vadim, me of 20 years. Was born in village on coast of sea of Azov)) Come to me on a visit in the summer
219. Post a Comment - November 18, 2008 4:02 AM
The largest number of comments received.
Irresistable.
220. bayo - November 18, 2008 4:39 AM
hahaha!! that's really funny.....i love it..
221. Elle - November 18, 2008 7:38 AM
Perfect, I wish I would've of thaught of something this sarcastic and absolutly halarious for all the bill collecters!
222. Dominic - November 18, 2008 11:01 AM
That reminds me of when I was 6 years old and drew up fake money to buy toys at K-mart.
Now I'm watching Bernanke and Paulson on tv doing the same thing!!
223. qwerty - November 18, 2008 12:17 PM
Dude should sell the picture on ebay. I bet he could get something for it. Especially if he can prove that the convos happened.
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225. Audra - November 18, 2008 1:08 PM
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227. Jill - November 18, 2008 1:28 PM
She had to have been laughing through this, I can imagine she had a crowd gathered around her desk trying to come up with "professional" responses to those emails. Hilarious!
228. Dana - November 18, 2008 3:34 PM
hahahahahahahahaha omg i read this during class and tried my best not to laugh.. i failed
229. Slacker - November 18, 2008 3:52 PM
This is great, nice work. I was cracking up.
230. Nikki Noo - November 18, 2008 4:28 PM
Hello
I CAN'T BELEIVE IT I JUST TRIED TO WRITE SOMETHING 73 LINES LONG AND I FORGOT TO PUT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS! WHEN I WENT BACK IT WAS GONE IT WAS GONE IT WAS GONE IT WAS GONEEEEEEEEE! SO BE CAREFUL NOT TO DO WHAT I DID!!! SO YERRRRRRRR BYE NIKKI NOO XX
231. Rufus - November 18, 2008 5:53 PM
I have not laughed this hard in months!!
Thank you. How much do I owe you for the laugh?
232. Gary Levine - November 18, 2008 5:55 PM
Maybe Jane is an acrophobiac. Perhaps a drawing of a horse or a tree would be accepted as payment
233. Rufus - November 18, 2008 6:22 PM
@idiot For $233.95 in US Dollars, I will explain it to you. I will even include sketches in my response.
234. Bossfo - November 18, 2008 7:29 PM
Classic ... Loved iT!
too bad ole Jane has no sense of humor...
235. Juan Carlos - November 18, 2008 8:49 PM
Hi!
This post is great and so funny. My blog is in spanish and I put a translation about this, but the credits are yours.
Thanks a lot!!! ^_^
236. thalia - November 18, 2008 9:25 PM
hey katy perry luv your song hot n cold. i am 12 years old and you have inspired me. i was wondering who is the boy that plays in hot n cold alexander. i think he is hotttttt. (p.s.) luv your clothes and make up. :) ******
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237. Sumaira - November 18, 2008 9:28 PM
OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf y would sum1 submit a drawing of a spider as i paymenttt!?!?!!! LMAOOOO!!!!
238. xmenarutofan - November 18, 2008 11:26 PM
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SO FUNNY!!
omg, i love this kind of dry humor!!^_^
:D
239. Barbora Loblova - November 19, 2008 9:48 AM
absolutely brilliant :-)))
240. HI - November 19, 2008 1:10 PM
hi my name is Juan Sandoval and I have a attraction for men.
241. Jesse James - November 19, 2008 1:21 PM
I seriously don't see why you would say something like that here
comment number 240..
We don't care if you have an attraction for men.
go talk about that stuff somewhere else.
f***ing fagget
242. amy - November 19, 2008 1:51 PM
i got this off katy perrys website and i love her more now for showin me this thank you katy and thankyou david
243. kang kawn - November 19, 2008 2:18 PM
chill out jesse james, damn.
also, the drawing is awesome. i'm amazed that she sent it back twice.
244. turtle - November 19, 2008 6:31 PM
that el fix em
245. Fuck Pretentious Retards - November 19, 2008 6:55 PM
Re: 201. Please kill yourself, idiot. The "were" in "If that were me" is not plural; it is subjunctive singular. If you weren't an idiot, you could tell that it's singular from the fact that the subject is singular. And in any case, conditionals do not invariably take plural verb forms -- what a stupid suggestion. They don't even invariably take the subjunctive.
246. amber - November 19, 2008 8:18 PM
this is sooooooooooo funny! i actually laughed.
247. msmissy - November 20, 2008 4:43 AM
i seRiOusLy almOst pEe'd mY panTs I waS laUGhinG sO daYum haRd!!!!! lOve it...daVid iS a f''N rOccstAr!!!!
248. Mz QT77 - November 20, 2008 9:19 AM
Wow, I love that!! Maybe I can send a drawing of my imaginary dollar tree with the monies I will send the collection agencies that hound me!! Good idea...
;-)
249. iloveDarnell - November 20, 2008 10:04 AM
We are all reading it on the big brother website!!!!
Brilliant!
250. TochiroV - November 20, 2008 1:46 PM
and now he has sold that 7 legged spider drawing on Ebay for TEN F***ING THOUSAND DOLLARS.... he wins.. he UTTERLY WINS at internet memes.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-drawing-of-a-7-legged-spider_W0QQitemZ190265903424QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item190265903424&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72:1205|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318
I bet the collection lady is really sore passing up that art now :)
251. Laura(: - November 20, 2008 3:14 PM
hahahahaha omg, very funny!! :P
252. Jeremia - November 20, 2008 5:16 PM
Also very cool:
http://www.cafepress.com/Iwantmyspider
253. Lyrics words - November 21, 2008 7:42 AM
what a story... :)))))
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255. scott aka pages - November 21, 2008 8:21 PM
sun-struck spider-webs
fish for flies
and catch my drifting soul.
256. colinbass - November 22, 2008 2:10 AM
Let's round up 233.95 people to each donate one dollar to David for his creativity and making us all roll with laughter. Any takers?
Here's mine:
$1
257. gojira - November 22, 2008 11:57 AM
rofl
XD
258. marius - November 22, 2008 3:33 PM
damn, the best thing ever
259. Ohiit - November 23, 2008 12:05 AM
LOL!! WTF dude that was the epic post I have ever seen in years. Very very very very unique. So creative and is a knockout. OMG!!
260. Shawna - November 23, 2008 6:35 PM
Hahaha its great. I love it :D
261. Marife - November 23, 2008 7:55 PM
sooooo funny...I almost crack a rib
262. 13thpanda - November 24, 2008 12:51 AM
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263. Rocky Fiore - November 24, 2008 12:49 PM
I'mm still laughing sooohard i can'type1
264. HAHA - November 24, 2008 2:15 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the title change to "Whose spider is that"
I
CANT
STOP
LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
265. Alan - November 24, 2008 7:00 PM
hahaha
266. Rogério - November 25, 2008 12:50 AM
EPIC
267. Scott - November 25, 2008 3:29 AM
$233.95 for a spider sketch is excellent value for money, when you consider that the United Nations flushed away $23 million to paint a ceiling to look like batcrud.
268. Scott - November 25, 2008 3:30 AM
United Nations batcrud:
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/united-nations-squanders-23-million-in-foreign-aid-on-beautiful-ceiling/
269. Full Adult Diaper - November 27, 2008 1:05 AM
I would have sent a loaded Depends™. Some would find value in a loaded diap as ordnance, or perhaps a gag gift.
270. margot - November 28, 2008 4:01 AM
joke joke is a big joke my grand father leave the world tomorow because he eat a spider
271. margot - November 28, 2008 4:08 AM
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that
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272. margot - November 28, 2008 4:11 AM
i'm in school in the big hole of my face in France it's 10:10AM
it ' s boring
i sleep
with my little spider thibault
273. John - November 29, 2008 5:16 PM
Very funny, gut calledd Raymond Delauney has done funnier stuff though in the Raymond Delauney Emails - examples here. You have to read the DNA email - friggin hilarious.
http://www.virginmedia.com/jobs/features/how-not-to-apply-for-a-job.php?ssid=1
274. Cara - November 29, 2008 9:10 PM
What I can't believe is that this woman actually responded semi-seriously to this guy. Makes me wonder if she kept the conversation going just because it was so hilarious... I might have done that, in fact. XD
275. Michael - November 30, 2008 6:10 PM
Epic effing Win.
276. trevor - December 1, 2008 2:09 AM
i cant believe how many comments this thing has generated!
im 277, like seriously?
loved it!
277. Jane - December 1, 2008 4:19 PM
If you liked this, you need to read the Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper. It's just a book full of letters like this and the increasingly naffed off replies they get. Brilliance!
278. Mikki - December 2, 2008 2:28 AM
OMG, Yes, I shall comment! That was AMAZING and Je3us people, quit saying this guys a slacker and what not. He just mae 10 effing THOUSAND bucks offa that spider.
I still giggle when I think about it, and I just read EVERY last comment so far. and really guys, lookin at Trannys? You know chicks with strap-ons are just as hot.
:p
Oh, and I got here from www.vgcats,com
Anyone who likes videogames and shtuffs, need to go there,,,
NOW!
Okay well, now that I put a decent comment up,
Buh byes!
~Mikki
/sleep
279. Mikki - December 2, 2008 2:30 AM
www.vgcats.com
Like I said, it's amazing
XD
:3 nyaan
280. jame - December 2, 2008 11:07 AM
man, that guy is a f***in lame. He is a dumbass, that was very childish drawing a stupid looking spider so he wont have to pay his debt. grow up sucker, this is not disneyland, what about when you have house bills to pay, are you going to send them drawings of your spider? sorry life is not easy like that. stop suckin juice, and be a man go struggle like everyone else and dont sit on your ass you f***in loser.
281. jame - December 2, 2008 11:10 AM
and f*** everyone on this site for defending that fagit, you f***in lames
282. Mikki - December 2, 2008 1:46 PM
@282-
Okay, I understand why there are people who dont find this funny, but you know what? You don't have to put the "f" word every other word. I mean, THAT's childish. I dont care about swearing but doing so often? What's hat going to prove. It's just going piss those of us who HAVE a sense of humor, off.
-take that!
~mikki
283. Aya @ Thrive - December 3, 2008 6:34 PM
This spider is amazing, and is the inspiration behind:
http://excusemybills.com
If only we could get out of paying with humor...
284. anon - December 3, 2008 6:38 PM
This is the greatest thing ever.
285. alvaro - December 4, 2008 1:59 AM
oh guys, if a truck kills me tomorrown, i wont care, cuase i just got the greatest moemnt of my entire life! havent felt this way since a long time ago, some one, please, pay the guys debt, we owe him our happiness.
286. Morgan Wankermeer - December 7, 2008 3:10 PM
HAHAHAH! rufus got the 233 post!
1337!
287. Ryan Heston - December 8, 2008 8:01 AM
Thank you Dave for the inpiration to fight back! here's what i've been sending on..
Thank you for your interest in collecting money from me that I do not have.. but i would be will to let this one of a kind painting of the one and only Gandalf the White.. I believe it's worth around $38,982. I am willing to negotiate of course, just keep in mind that 1% of the proceeds with be used for Ginger's United fund..
After they respond I then asked from my painting back, and when they send it, I tell them that is a painting of Gandalf the Grey..and mine is cleary Gandalf the White..
288. chickenbeaklittlefeet - December 8, 2008 11:49 PM
ROFPMP!!
(rolling on floor pooping my pants)
289. zoolo BOY - December 9, 2008 2:33 PM
COOL! i love it!
290. Just a Random person - December 13, 2008 2:34 PM
lolz that is freaking funny my mom told me about this thing i was like ROFL lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
291. Obey - December 15, 2008 9:34 PM
Who's spider is that?
292. Rafael - December 21, 2008 3:53 PM
Its mine :P
293. free time - December 23, 2008 2:02 AM
i was really hoping to be #300, but i can't wait any longer....i gotta know---does the spider have a name?
294. Tyler - January 5, 2009 10:56 AM
I lol'd!
295. Pwned!!! - January 18, 2009 2:00 PM
PWNED!
296. HG! - January 23, 2009 6:14 PM
genius!
297. heather - January 25, 2009 4:42 AM
HAHA
HAHAHA
this actually made me happy for a momment thr
:D -.-
298. Johnny Mashtape - January 25, 2009 4:42 PM
Haha, She is soo stupid. He just offered her a drawing and she wouldnt accept it although it was clear to anyone that his estimate of the drawing was way off. Its worth something like...hahahaha
299. 300 - January 25, 2009 4:43 PM
BANANA REPUBLIC!!!
300. php kursu - January 28, 2009 4:48 AM
hello
301. Leggs - January 29, 2009 11:43 AM
This was a joy to read. Thank for making me laugh
302. Mr.Blobby - January 30, 2009 7:07 PM
ROFLLLLL
303. Danilo Bogdanovic @DaniloB - February 6, 2009 9:42 PM
That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!
304. otakutails777 - February 12, 2009 11:51 AM
What? You won't(sniff) accept my(sniff) spider?
305. milla - February 20, 2009 10:39 AM
his guy is my new hero!!!!!
306. Lex - February 20, 2009 9:25 PM
OMG HILARIOUS!!!!!!! it was F-U-N-N-Y FUNNAY!!!!
307. tom - February 22, 2009 3:58 PM
An Hero. this guy is one
308. Political Blogs - February 24, 2009 10:30 AM
OMG!!!! A friend just sent me this link! And it is hysterical!!! People in my office are looking at me funny cause I am laughing out loud!!!!
Great Job David!
309. Lyrics Search - February 24, 2009 11:25 AM
Oh man what a great post. That really hits the nail on the head!!! I wish more people would do that to bill collectors, kudos David!!!
310. Warped - February 26, 2009 12:01 PM
I just love his surreal humour and thinking. Who wouldn't want the spider as payment? Its modern art, isn't it?
311. analogstuff - February 27, 2009 12:35 AM
This is the best thing i have seen in a long time. I cant resist to laugh at the conversation.
312. Make Money Online - February 27, 2009 11:13 AM
This is still hilarious even after many times of reading it.
313. nizzikes - March 4, 2009 2:07 AM
omg this is hilarious hahaha
314. Erica - March 14, 2009 12:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHA thank you for this.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooo funnyyy
epic win
315. jessica - March 25, 2009 4:45 PM
There is no porn on this site. I was resimler told this was a porn site. Where are the little girls?
316. Queen Jean - April 2, 2009 10:24 AM
sorry guys, I thinks this is totally stupid and wasted my time reading it.
317. tony - April 3, 2009 3:23 AM
LOL
318. EDub - April 20, 2009 11:35 AM
That was hilarious! He was probably just stalling 'til he got his next check.
319. nine - April 23, 2009 9:29 PM
i do have 7 legged spider.....but this man is really funny
320. Korfix - May 4, 2009 1:02 PM
LOOL so funny!! Couldn't stop laughing! xD
321. FUNNY AS HELL - May 4, 2009 10:47 PM
this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
322. Aids - May 6, 2009 7:52 PM
greatest thing ever im gona do the same to pay off my bills
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
323. pako043 - May 17, 2009 3:15 PM
first post!
324. Gabe to the power of PEW! - June 3, 2009 3:47 PM
Thia never gets old...
325. Stef - June 3, 2009 7:09 PM
GENIUS!!! waste hes time and he'll waste yours. lmfao
326. Mike - June 5, 2009 10:51 PM
lol
327. FOURTHPLANE - June 9, 2009 4:31 PM
it was fun stuff..
328. bholi - June 11, 2009 8:21 AM
awesome!!!
329. www.idlproject.com - June 11, 2009 2:49 PM
that has to be one of the funniest things that i have read in a long while!
www.idlproject.com
330. Bianca - June 14, 2009 11:16 PM
LOL!
331. Gerrit - June 22, 2009 5:01 AM
Fooking hilarious!
332. the joker - July 1, 2009 7:12 PM
haha freaking hilarious!
this made my day!
333. club penguin - July 15, 2009 9:54 PM
The problem is that the youth of today think their opinions matter and are not beaten enough. By not hitting your child, they develop a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking for themselves. I have found randomly striking my children for no reason the most productive, I need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing.
334. cockballs - July 22, 2009 12:05 PM
your site sucks
335. Cyberman - July 31, 2009 12:07 PM
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back? This would never have happened under the Tories.
336. April Showers - August 1, 2009 9:10 AM
So funny... it makes me laugh every time :)
337. web design company - August 5, 2009 11:53 AM
I lol'd my socks off!
338. Emma - August 7, 2009 9:35 AM
Legend!!
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340. The Erin - August 15, 2009 11:19 PM
I am going to send sprint a demo tape and headshot as payment.
341. ravich - September 16, 2009 4:21 PM
LOL
Very funny!
342. Druyor A. Knight - September 21, 2009 3:52 PM
I find it interesting that no one has realized that Dave paid the bill with something equally as ridiculous as Federal Reserve Notes. Actually the spider was a creation of Dave's energy so it had more value than the Federal Reserve Note masquerading as money when it is only a debt instrument.
343. Kids Virtual World - September 25, 2009 1:07 PM
Hilarious! Glad that guy stuck to his guns.
344. al - September 26, 2009 9:16 PM
what if he sent a picture of him tea bagging the spider would it be worth $233.95 then?
345. Cee - October 4, 2009 10:49 PM
Hilarious!!!
346. gdfsd - October 5, 2009 10:02 AM
houuuuuuuu
347. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 4:36 PM
wow you guys are idiots seriously posting comments on something from a year ago...what retards....wait oh $hit
348. Alberto Merinos - October 5, 2009 4:45 PM
ANTI-FAIL!!!!
349. SweetChic - October 13, 2009 1:55 PM
a friend of mine sent me this link. i began to read it laughing so hard! that man deserves a cookie!
350. digital radio scanners - October 15, 2009 11:30 PM
hahahahah
what a classic
I love this
351. CJ - October 17, 2009 2:43 PM
Even if this isn't a "true" story (i'm hoping it is - even the e-bay bit), it certainly was entertaining and had MANY of us laughing - something MUCH needed these days (don't take like so seriously - no one gets out alive anyway)...MUCH gratitude to David and Jane!
352. davenports - October 19, 2009 11:23 AM
Actually the spider was a creation of Dave's energy so it had more value than the Federal Reserve Note masquerading as money when it is only a debt instrument.
353. sevgiliye hediye - October 20, 2009 4:27 AM
I find it interesting that no one has realized that Dave paid the bill with something equally as ridiculous as Federal Reserve Notes. Actually the spider was a creation of Dave's energy so it had more value than the Federal Reserve Note masquerading as money when it is only a debt instrument
354. trustsupplier - October 23, 2009 11:49 PM
I find it interesting!
355. prada handbags - October 25, 2009 4:58 AM
This is how Fight Club truly started... one man sticking it to a financial institution with drawing... then the beatings begin...
356. ghost - October 25, 2009 9:19 AM
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