Nov 21 2008God's Facebook: Genesis Edition

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is alot like a scene from that movie Never Back Down.....

Haha,that's pretty funny. Very clever.

am I first?

guess i wasn't

FANTASTIC!!! very funny, the guy who made this is brilliant hehe

No, you're not first.

Good shit, though.

hahahahaha
that is so awesome

Ah, the old image of G-d as a snowy-bearded umptegenarian sitting at a switchboard on a cloud. People are stupid.

wow this is like the best thing EVER
haha totally made my day ^__^

Clever, however, it would be more impressive if it showed him creating the 7-legged spider, or nutter butters... mmm nutter butters

Is there a way to block Daisy? He/she/it is annoying and needs to quit at life.

This rocks.

F!RST oneoneone

If a seven legged spider sold for $10,000 I wonder how much the login for this could go for

Yeah, now this is very clever.

Where's Lilith?

So "light" is a spiritual concept now?

F*** me. I'm a right shithead, believing all that Physics stuff.

I created evolution and you shall concede. Prepare for the coming of the Noosphere.

good stuff, funny

Adam and Eve did exist!
B e l i e v e . . . m e . . . o n . . . t h a t . . . p e o p l e s ! ! !

According to the lost book of Jasher:
"During the time of consecration of Adoll(son of Abel) and the arbiters,
it was revealed that Eve had parents. Galator and Jeshia."
All I can say is that it is probable that "creation" and evolution coexisted in some aspect.
"Genesis(book) was fabricated during the 'first seminal cycle of the tenth calendar(19 B.C)'. that recounts the alleged creation of Adam and Eve by Torah"
The book was created to hide the origins of Adam and Eve.

FAKE!!!!

This is an complete photoshop job. you can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where god appeared to Max in the back seat of his car, and ended up making it rain in the car hard enough to fill the car with water.

the spider drawing and now this? seriously check the f***ing internet before you post this stuff 2 years late

Great Stuff! Always thought God should have a Facebook page if only to help move the merchandise.

Just one question. He did a ok job on Adam, a bit of a shortcut with Eve, nice ideas for the dinos and plants... But why'd He make a Serpent anyway?

@ 16

Oh no the "i believe in science so much that i think everything religiuos makes people idiots"

its referring to "let there be light" not the entire concept of light. use your science brain and do some thought idiot.

i bet noone likes you.

That is pretty awesome, right there. xD

Umm... It'd have been better if he'd put it in reverse order. That's how Facebook works. Do some research!

frawesome!
reminds me of Mr. Deity and God Inc.

God is dead. Or at least I thought he was until he started a facebook.

LSDiesel, some jerk in the US killed himself. You told us we shouldn't be joking around.

Does that apply to ALL threads, or just that one?

LSDiesel = Asshole-Killjoy

@28, I don't want to even waste my energy coming up with a response to a cock smoker like you.

Opps. guess I did.

this is amazingly smart/cool

Notice how god didn't create black people first?

Whether or not its photoshopped, it is very humorous.

really daisy is it still needed, first few times, funny haha, next few hundred, not so funny, and few days ago i was on Nyquil and vault and it was funny again but its done and dead....

Hey, justin, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Well, I'm assuming you cleared it up for me. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt for now, since I can't understand what you're trying to say. It's got something to do with your post sounding like the incoherent burblings of a complete shit-for-brains windowlicker. No offence or anything, that's just what my Science Brain's telling me.

POWPOWPOW

I can't figure out who irritates me more...
religious zealots who insist on forcing their beliefs down everyone's throats with threats of hell
OR
Atheists who insist on forcing their beliefes down anyone's throat with a little faith or optimism....

This page was clever, the nutjobs taking sides over the joke however; fail, even as douchenozzly asswipes...

@34.

I just wanted to personally thank you for legitimately using the insult "windowlicker."

Aphex Twin, anyone?

To # 1:

Shut the hell up " the shadows are wrong?" what shadows?

Seriously, you'll look smarter if you just dont comment.

@37 -- Welcome to Geekologie. You'll see.

That was pretty good!

Tellin Daisy shit isnt gunna stop her. I dont think she reads the site, i just think she posts shit up. Or he... i dont know, either way, dont bother.

In fact it IS a photoshop. or a poorly designed stuff.

In facebook, the newest stories are on the top, and when you get down you scroll through the older ones.

Here, it's upside down...

#31: Thanks for the pic, MK. It makes me proud to be Canadian. . . snif. . .

Scratch that. I mean #10. That #31 makes me embarrassed to even share the same species.

BRILLS!!!

#31 is an asshat.

I don't quite think people got the reverse order thing. If anyone, including folks who don't know what facebook is (gasp!) can follow through it properly.

#16: you had to implement some science into this didn't you...couldn't just take it as a joke. Asshat.

this is very clever. im going to add God to my friends on facebook. ;)

brilliant!

A man rejects God neither because of intellectual demands nor because of the scarcity of evidence. A man rejects God because of a moral resistance that refuses to admit his need for God.

The antitheist is quick to excoriate all religious belief by generically laying the blame at the door of all who claim to be religious, without distinction. By the same measure, why is there not an equal enthusiasm to distribute blame for violence engendered by some of the irreligious?

G. K. Chesterton correctly remarked that the problem with Christianity is not that it has been tried and found wanting but that it has been found difficult and left untried. In response to an article in The Times of London entitled 'What's Wrong with the World?' Chesterton replied, 'I am. Yours truly, G. K. Chesterton.' That is precisely Jesus' point - we are wrong with the world.

call me a name, scoff me, or insult me if you will....but that won't prove your argument, just the flesh concentrated sin of anger!

The line from the Floyd song is not "Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rain"...that doesn't make much sense even with some poetic license extended. It's "Can you tell a green field from a cold, steel RAIL". It probably doesn't matter NOW, but there WILL come a day when this little tidbit of knowledge will bring much respect from young stoners who will look up to you for the answers to the eternal questions.

#48 "A man rejects God neither because of intellectual demands nor because of the scarcity of evidence. A man rejects God because of a moral resistance that refuses to admit his need for God."

Bullsh!t. I don't believe in god for the same reason you don't believe in Zeus, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Your lame, tired apologetics are good for nothing than running your mouth (or fingers, as the case may be). Evidence or you got nothing.

"I contend that we are both atheists. When you understand why you don't believe in all other gods, you'll understand why I don't believe in your god."

HAHAHA!! who cares if its not real!? it's hilarious

No idea how i know this but did god create earth and the universe before light??

i meant 'didnt'

This is so funny. I wish people could just look at things and laugh instead of tearing things that are obviously a joke apart and not getting the humor of it.

This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've seen since the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Good stuff and kudos to whoever spent the time making it all work out. hahaha "'Murder me' What the heck does 'murder' mean?"

And now the douchnozzley part of the post.
It's a known fact that a man rejects the notion of god, not because of a moral resistance but a moral independence that disallows his need for an ultimate God. Read Nietzsche's Gay Science and come back to me. If you don't get this out of it then you've either misunderstood Christianity or Nietzsche, or possibly both.

this is a dam good job....

Why are all you people douchebags? This is funny... It was meant to be funny... I don't think that creator was really striving for poignancy....

Why do people always think they have to one up someone? Just let someone who obviously did some work to make something they HOPED people would enjoy be appreciated for said work.

Stop being assholes and maybe you'll have a better life that doesn't completely revolve around insulting someone for not putting the fake Facebook news feed in the right order. Jesus.

Ok, don't digg. Found out too late.

Some people here are utter imbeciles. Daisy, Uncle Eccoli and all those morons talking about religion and what not come to mind.

The Facebook stuff is great though.

#31 - if you can type I'm reasonably hopeful that you can read

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3814-dawn-of-human-race-uncovered.html

HAHAHAHAHA..
truely funny!!

Thanx!!

ROFL I love it... Who ever made this must have put quite a bit of time and effort into it. Daisy, if you don't like this, then why the hell are you looking at it? Quit shitting on what other people like, because as I can read in the comments, nobody likes you...

ohh my god!! f***in funny "sin" ..

hahahahhahaha. i lawled at this fiction.

Wait...I'm confused. People keep saying this is fake and obviously photoshopped ...so does that mean this ISN'T really God's facebook profile? Does that mean that he doesn't have one...or is it proof that God doesn't exist. I'm sorry, i'm extremely confused here. And yeah, the people laughing at how people are sooo stupid for portraying God as this old man with a beard lol! EVERYBODY knows that he totally doesn't look like that. I mean, when I saw him the other day his beard totally looked way different.

awesomely awesome!!....8)

Hilarious!

"btw ur just a rib."

This is wonderful.
Daisy amuses me.
PirateJoey wins.

#31 is racist!!

lol "God has created a new group called LIGHT"

jajaja!
Por que tanta polemica?
Acaso son tan credulos para creer que DIOS tiene pagina de FACEBOOK... algunos hasta se atreven a decir que es photoshop... (obviedades no porfavor) Simplemente rianse y disfruten el articulo.
Bastante bueno!
Felicidades!