Nov 11 2008Get That 'Peeling A Banana' Feeling Anytime!
In the same vein as the bubble wrap popper and envelope ripper, comes the banana peeler, a device that gives its user the sensation of peeling a banana, complete with sound effects. The Dazzling Banana will cost six coconuts when it hits stores in Japan next March. Sadly it isn't edible (although I'll still sure as as hell try). While six pineapples isn't bad, but what's so fun about peeling bananas? I prefer my bananas pre-peeled. Now mush you stupid monkeys, MUSH!
UPDATE: It was brought to my attention that calling monkeys stupid doesn't do justice to their keen intellect. So, my little banana peeling minions, I apologize. Now put the turds down, and nobody gets tazed.
Dazzling Banana an electronic Banana peeler [newlaunches]
Thanks to Richthegringo, who has a banana in his pocket. If that's a good thing -- if not, it's a wad of cash.
Reader Comments
1. first - November 11, 2008 4:21 PM
first?
2. Mike Hawk - November 11, 2008 4:21 PM
mmm bananna
3. Davo - November 11, 2008 4:22 PM
bronze
4. botron - November 11, 2008 4:30 PM
I don't know about the rest of you but I love bananas and everything to do with bananas sept mokeys. I hate them cause they steal my bananas and can't throw there poo as far as I can. I am the poo throwing champ.....
And monkeys are stupid
5. Elmo - November 11, 2008 4:30 PM
at first you said six coconuts, THEN you said six pineapples
someone's got 'nuts and 'apples on the brain
6. I'm a Computer - November 11, 2008 4:46 PM
GW why'd you move the 'so Freaking Cool' and other stuff to the right?
It makes it about four times harder for me to hide that im screwing around at work. But I'll find a way to hide you anywhere, as long as you don't hide your love.
Now something on topic - I need to try this thing out. I know I'll hate it. But I still need to try this thing.
7. Elmo - November 11, 2008 4:55 PM
@6
people always complane about that and all the ads, but I never see the ads and the crap over there has always been to the right...
do I live in the future?
8. Amy - November 11, 2008 5:04 PM
So, let me get this straight....it doesn't do anything other than have a peel-able panel and makes a "peeling" sound? That's it?! I mean, really? *boggles*
Yay, capitalism...I guess...
9. Moose Knuckle - November 11, 2008 5:17 PM
Can they make a keychain that gives that "fellated" feeling? The sounds would be good too, especially if they sounded like Scarlett Johansson.
pew
10. Ash - November 11, 2008 6:33 PM
Im waiting for the one that simulates the unclipping of a bra lol It can be followed by a scream and slapping sound.
11. Lucy - November 11, 2008 6:36 PM
What the fudge? Buy a bananannana for 18p at Tesco and get some tasty bannananery goodness, blob some ice cream on there and just go crazy and have some bannanananananana spit!
12. Meaty Urologist - November 11, 2008 6:56 PM
Don't worry, Lucy. My girlfriend is dumb, too.
13. The Observer - November 11, 2008 8:16 PM
I'm more interested in why 'peron' is the sound of a banana peeling in Japanese.
Bananas don't make a sound when you skin them.
14. John Clark - November 11, 2008 10:31 PM
Of course this is a great way to cure banana peeling OCD. They should make one where you get that nice clean feeling of washing your hands.
15. Daisy - November 11, 2008 11:24 PM
FAKE
I'm a cuntrag who watches Never Back Down too much.
16. buzz_clik - November 12, 2008 1:01 AM
@13 - I totally came in here with the sole purpose of asking that exact question. Now there's two of us confused. Way to go, Japan!
17. Daisy - November 12, 2008 1:04 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like the banana that Baja peeled in the movie Never Back Down.
18. CuntRag - November 12, 2008 5:08 AM
I am a Fake Daisy my cunt is fake and my shit is all wrong.
19. blp - November 12, 2008 9:11 AM
@6.That stuff has always been on the right, u been viewing your monitor via a mirror or upside down with your head between your legs?
20. I'm a Computer - November 12, 2008 11:28 AM
i guess after i updated to IE7 it started doing that. either that or i should pull my eyeballs out of my gooch and flip my monitor sideways and updownside slightly to the left. there we go. my fault guys.
21. Johnnyirish - November 12, 2008 12:13 PM
My gf can't make an apple pie.. but she can sure make my banana creme. Haaayyyy YOOOOO!!
On a side note I'm not sure whats more disturbing.. daisy or the daisy haters.
22. Thumperchica - November 12, 2008 4:07 PM
bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs.
bananas, in pajamas, are coming down in pairs.
BANANA HAMMOCKS!
This shit is BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S
23. iLoveBeefJerky - November 13, 2008 3:47 PM
Ok, that electronic banana peeler is is way cooler than this electronic banana peeler.
http://dvice.com/archives/2007/03/automatic_banana_peeler_is_fin.php
24. rainbowcinderellageek - November 13, 2008 9:58 PM
Now I can get my banana on whenever I like!!!
But honestly, the nails on this person are distracting me from the product.