Nov 4 2008Get Out And Vote (For Lando Calrissian)!
Well folks, today's election day. And, if you haven't already, you need to go vote. Now get out there and rock out with your democracy loving penis out. Just kidding, totally wait till you're in the booth. This is a series of political ads run by Sentator Palpatine and Lando Calrissian during this year's election. They feature the real Lando (Billy Dee Williams) and bear a striking similarity to our current election. Who will win? Will I have to leave the country? Will I go somewhere tropical? Somewhere with good health care? Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself -- GO VOTE. Unless you're Canadian, in which case, vote twice.
Vote for Lando Calrissian! w/ BILLY DEE WILLIAMS [funnyordie]
Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who keeps this democracy running strong the only way he knows how: with boobs.
Reader Comments
1. utopiah - November 4, 2008 11:24 AM
hooray, first for once!
2. the man - November 4, 2008 11:25 AM
FIRST
3. Sharpie - November 4, 2008 11:25 AM
OMG 2nd!
4. PanzerKnacker - November 4, 2008 11:25 AM
Did you even read the post?
5. the man - November 4, 2008 11:26 AM
first!!!
6. LSDiesel - November 4, 2008 11:28 AM
I don't know if would want to vote for someone with his head in the (cloud)s (city).
Okay maybe their was a good joke there, but I totally ruined in. Shut up, I haven't had my cocai....er....coffee yet.
7. mamadough - November 4, 2008 11:32 AM
@6, remember to drink less than 3 cups, or it'll shrink your boobs.
8. PinoyNinja - November 4, 2008 11:36 AM
HAHA!!! THATS AMAZING!!
9. Davo - November 4, 2008 11:37 AM
2,3,5 your comments are riddled with failure most epic. Reminds me of...well, me.
I love Star Wars!!!
Pew Pew Pew!
10. Douche McAllister - November 4, 2008 11:48 AM
Fake!
You can tell by the shadows or some other stupid shit stolen from an extremly retarded movie of some kind. I think. Maybe.
11. BekahB - November 4, 2008 11:49 AM
Ummmm . . . what's with the random backdrop of the DC metro station?
12. Ash - November 4, 2008 11:52 AM
Sure gw ill head over the border right now to cast my two votes for canada
13. Ash - November 4, 2008 11:52 AM
Sure gw ill head over the border right now to cast my two votes for canada
14. Daisy - November 4, 2008 11:58 AM
i'm a cunttttt
15. I'm a Computer - November 4, 2008 12:03 PM
thats the blackest armenian man i have ever seen. vote for lando.
16. Ryron Man - November 4, 2008 12:07 PM
HA!! i love it. i'm not the only one who's been equating McCain to the Emperor. the resemblance really is uncanny, physically and otherwise. he's just so...old. and gross, he's gross also. the way he can't move his arms, and he kind of croaks those creepy little laughs when he's in a jam for something to say. and john kerry made a joke about how he wears diapers too. yuck.
p.s. if america's stupid enough to vote that prick into office today instead of Obama, they deserve the ill fate that awaits them. "You WILL pay the price for your lack of vision." i'll just have to jump ship.
17. LSDiesel - November 4, 2008 12:09 PM
To be honest with you, neither Obama or McCain are qualified to run this country.
Ralph Nader '08
18. Douche McAllister - November 4, 2008 12:13 PM
Nader is a sell out.
Brought to you by citizens for Cynthia McKinney '08
19. Davo - November 4, 2008 12:14 PM
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
20. Altaire - November 4, 2008 12:14 PM
I'll vote for Nader twice, LSDiesel (I'm Canadian. true story).
21. Davo - November 4, 2008 12:15 PM
Arthur for King! PEW PEW PEW!!
22. I'm a Computer - November 4, 2008 12:15 PM
McKinney is a sell out.
Brought to you by citizens for Ron Paul '08
23. Douche McAllister - November 4, 2008 12:17 PM
Ron Paul like little boys.
Brought to you by Ron Paul's NAMBLA membership card.
24. greg - November 4, 2008 12:18 PM
go vote morons
do something usefull
the world needs you
lol
is it a normal day there?
coz here is always in holiday or sunday
25. OJ's Mom - November 4, 2008 12:30 PM
@19 - Epic non-Fail! MPQFTHG is the greatest!
26. C-Basstian - November 4, 2008 12:37 PM
But what about all the good things the emperor has done?...
27. Daisy - November 4, 2008 12:57 PM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This is a lot like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max did a book report on the movie Star Wars.
28. John McCain - November 4, 2008 1:08 PM
You can vote for that black bastard if you like, but his history shows that he deals with terrorists, and will give up a friend in a heartbeat if he thinks it will keep the bureaucrats off his back.
Same goes for Lando.
29. Jayfournines - November 4, 2008 2:00 PM
this is made of win....WIN I SAY!!!!!
30. Toni - November 4, 2008 2:19 PM
Omg 30th!!!!
:roll:
As with all voting I would pick the lesser of two evils and go with Lando xD
He should have stayed cute, though =<
31. Blue Shirt??? - November 4, 2008 3:17 PM
Tell me that's not the shirt that Billie Dee showed up in that morning.
And I think that's my mother's old coat draped on his back for a cape.
Sorry, this isn't even close to funny.
32. Millagin - November 4, 2008 5:29 PM
Whyyyyyyy is there a picture of the DC underground metro? I guess it looks...a little futuristic.
33. Barack Obama - November 5, 2008 10:46 AM
@28 I just handed your ass to you on a silver platter. How's that feel?
34. rob g - November 8, 2008 9:09 PM
Lando Calrissian repping the DC metro! w00t~!!1