Nov 28 2008Fool Me Once, Shame On You, Fool Me Twice, Damnit, You Got Me Again: Real X-Ray Specs Here? Geekologie Writer Hopeful

Allegedly David Steele, a pervert, is selling 30 and 58mm lens filters capable of seeing through many kinds of fabric. I've got the feeling they only work with sheer wet t-shirts and fishnets, but whatever: boobs yo, boobs. Each lens costs $200 and purchase includes a free trial subscription to Perv Quarterly, a beard, and a pair of those glasses that tint in sunlight.
40 years later, real X-Ray specs finally hit the market [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. yay me - November 28, 2008 9:39 PM
first!
2. Hunter - November 28, 2008 9:39 PM
I am skeptical as well...
3. NES--still-the-best - November 28, 2008 9:40 PM
I waited 'till you posted, so I wouldn't be "that" guy.
4. Daisy - November 28, 2008 9:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bacause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like he scene in the movie Never Back Down and Max and Baja were trapped in the haunted house, but you could only see the ghosts when you were wearing the special glasses.
5. QUASIMODEM - November 28, 2008 10:17 PM
POST BOAST ROAST HOST MOST TOAST COAST GHOST
6. QUASIMODEM - November 28, 2008 10:29 PM
Some boy just took a running punch to the jaw outside. Silly bastard is laid the f*** out.
Haha, they're all getting properly stuck in to each other. Good lads.
7. Tom - November 28, 2008 11:06 PM
actually, this will work.
i had a first generation nite vision sony handycam from around 96 or 97. it could totally see through one layer of white cotton, like a light tshirt.
and the newer version
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/notag/x+ray-cameraphone-sees-through-clothes-24083.php?mail2=true
8. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - November 28, 2008 11:14 PM
There she is....the real Daisy!
Nice 13 Ghosts reference!
9. Clark County Deputy - November 29, 2008 12:30 AM
It'll now be easier for cops to identity who's the child molester in town.
"I can wait for you to explain this to a f***ing Suffolk County jury, you f***ing c***sucker. It's gonna be f***ing fun!" -William Costigan
10. Oregoneagle - November 29, 2008 12:45 AM
Einstein Quote of the Day
My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities.
That said, who ever buys one of these is stupider thatn a rock.
11. Daisy - November 29, 2008 1:05 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bacause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like... Oh hold up I’ve just realised what a pathetic wast of a human being I am. Sorry for bothering you I’m going to go and cry all by myself in a corner.
12. LOL - November 29, 2008 1:43 AM
FAKE!!!
This Daisy is an obvious photoshop job. He obviously has 2 more penises that the real daisy!
This is exactly like the scene where Max and Baja made love in a radioactive gay orgy and produced an offspring, from the movie Never Back Down.
13. Dr.Freak - November 29, 2008 1:43 AM
Boobs? What boobs? I don't see any boobs only black rectangles.
14. Spider - November 29, 2008 2:19 AM
haha this is SUCH a geek item... the rest of us don't need lenses to see beyond clothes ;) hahahaha
15. Daisy - November 29, 2008 2:33 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bacause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like he scene in the movie Never Back Down where I take it up the peehole by an asian guy
16. Daisy - November 29, 2008 3:21 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bacause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max uses a pair of X-ray specs to check Baja's underwear for her pu**y troll PillowPants.
17. WAIT! - November 29, 2008 3:39 AM
Hold on! There is the real Daisy! she has finally returned! Didn't you guys know that the real one left when you all asked her to leave, and it was simply fakes that have posted the rest? The real Daisy always had a link in her name, something the fake Daisy's never bothered with. Though after this message, they might.
18. Ginormagantuan - November 29, 2008 4:04 AM
OHHHHHH!!!!! SHIIIITTT SONNNN!!!!!! them thangs be tight NAM' SAYEEN! you can take this heuh muhfukuh for a stroll of da hood n' shit, chek out them ghetto BEEEOTCHEZZZZ WITH DEM TIG-BITS!!!!!!! sheet I LOOOOOOOO' ME SOME TIGO'S FA SHO! dayyyum, this shit be off da CHASE MY NIKKA! this here nikka gon' get richer than a mohf***a. shit man if i be invneting shit like that, I be all lke "YO NIKKA THIS SHIT HERE BE FOR REAL K'NAAHHH MEEEN! THIS IS SOME STRAIGHT UP ALBERTO EINSTEINS SHIT!!!!!, NIKKA YOU CAN"T TOUCH THIS!!!!! SONNN!!!!!!!!!" knahm' saeeenn??????
19. Jake - November 29, 2008 5:12 AM
AFAIK virtually all video cameras include an infrared filter between the sensor both because it improves the image quality and because of the controversy of the early ones that didn't. Early specific models of Sony's Handy-cams night-vision were pretty capable of seeing through some clothing. Ever since then it hasn't worked. So even though this filters out most of the visible light, the infrared won't even reach the sensor. Although, this should improve the effect on older cameras with weak or no infrared filters.
It might work better with some of the cheaper b&w web cams that are fairly infra-red sensitive for better night security cams.
20. Adra - November 29, 2008 6:09 AM
Geekologie Writer...how old is the girl in that pic? Good lord man take it down before you get in trouble with your GF...no way she is gonna want pics of her put on the site.
teehee
Gx
21. Mac Guy - November 29, 2008 6:30 AM
Hey wait a second.
One thing nobody not even Daisy noticed. That picture on the right is right out of that movie Never Back Down, isn't it.
22. asher - November 29, 2008 11:58 AM
good thing chicks aren't people and it's acceptable to make x-ray spex to look through their clothes.
23. UKtheBUNNY - November 29, 2008 12:03 PM
This is a quote from the seller's site. This seems a bit exaggerated though.
"Since what you'll see is true IR and not xray vision (which is good, because who wants to look at bones?), what you see is in full living color."
You can achieve a similar effect by using the spent negative from your developed pictures as a filter.
See these as reference:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Take-Infrared-Pictures-With-Your-Digital-Camera/
or
http://www.instructables.com/id/A-better-diy-infrared-filter---Take-stunning-digit/
24. emme - November 29, 2008 12:13 PM
lame. weegee used infrared photography in the 40's to this same effect
25. DayQuan Marshall - November 29, 2008 12:29 PM
@18 I thought you is a cool cat, nigga? Why you be talkin like you black, cuz? F*** you, aiight? You ain't black, you white as f***, ya dig? And you yap ya mouth like you some got damn bitch. You need get ya self together. Aaiight? Show some respect to the black community. And just for the record, it ain't cool to be black. It just f***in' ain't.
Peace out.
26. Blopit - November 29, 2008 5:26 PM
I believe we have a daisy imposter! and in the fictional rulebook of mickey mouse it is stated on a page with a nuber that there should at all times only be one daisy! and @13 as a geek, i haven't seen real boobies but im pretty sure there not black rectangles.
and in the link its says that weve been waiting 40 years for this type of lens and if yur waiting 40 year living in yur moms basement collecting rice crispies action figures for a lens that has x-ray capabilities... you have patience.
27. GINORMAGANTUAN - November 30, 2008 10:40 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I JACKS OFF IN YOUR SOUP NIGGA! AI AM NOT F***ING WHITE YOU RETARD................ I LIKE F***ING WHITE GIRLS THOUGH, CUZ THEY GOT THEM TASTY FAT WHITE BUTTS!!!
28. Mike - November 30, 2008 2:42 PM
Old news. I've had a similar filter for about two years now. They only work in really bright light, and with tight fabrics of the spandex kind.
29. STFUyouidiotswhotalklikeyupjawnikka. - December 3, 2008 4:16 PM
Yo, neither of you are black, And if you are black, your a disgrace to the community anyways..
Unless you are showing the world how unedumacated todays youth actually are!
1st -"Muahahah" i jacks off in your soup nigga, <- I think, thanks to oprah we all understand that a lot of black men in today's society are on the D/L! but you need not to display what you and your "mans" do in your down time on a site for nerds..
2nd - You used the Word Butt? witch pretty much gives the secret away, your a fat/old white/balding dude, who came across this web page due to a mistake Google made while you were searching for " How to touch a girl for less than 5$."
3rd - Why are you looking at something you will just end up stealing anyways?
4th - And since when has black people been banned from using spell check? You do know that Internet explorer can help you sound like your actually speaking english? just try it out and people wont think your "community" is a waste of space!
5th- Black on Black crime... gotta love it!
30. marilliondillion - December 20, 2008 2:25 AM
yes indeed, mankinds perversions truly know no bounds. all the time energy and money they waste on shit like this, and for what? so they can see a girls bra? pathetic doesnt even cover it. would it kill them to divert some of that ingenuity into actually finding a real woman? would it really hurt them that much to actually trying to talk to a real life woman once in a while? this is as bad as the supreme saddo in canada who built the robot girl. even the evil computers that secretly run the world are starting to actually get a little grossed out now.
31. Discoman - September 13, 2009 1:18 AM
so this is a $200 version of a $20 dollar project i can do that will make a camera that sees thru clothes?(the $20 one does work)
32. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 8:05 PM
Haha, they're all getting properly stuck in to each other. Good lads.