Nov 20 2008Feel Just Like Wolverine, Minus The Cool

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I am sparticus?

They got a bunch of these and others like it at your local fake asian heratage products store. You know the one. Right between the Ms. Fields and Foot Locker on the first floor of the mall.

^^Kids and their malls.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was dressed up for halloween as a pirate, and ended up poking his eye out with his hook when he tried to pick his nose.

great. how long before this is a murder weapon on a major cnn story?\

coz you know only idiots will actually buy one.

@4

I know. It's f***ing pathetic.

I wonder if I can get through airport security with this thing.

pssssh

balls

best use for it is to open a bag of dicks.

I can see it now,"Wait a minute mr. burglar whilst I don my horrible killing device with which I am soon to mince your testes!" I think I'll get the blaster instead, thanks very!

I could use one to reach places i couldn't reach

I want one for Christmas. I could like open the rest of my gifts with just a flick of my wrest, if I get any.

Shnichy shnicky shnoy. Bazerker

What the f*** is with all these fake obvious photoshop job posts?!?! Cut it off already....

http://www.playusout.com also a good site

ratm is dumb, and so am I! Wanna make out? I'm totally gay.

Hey guys, sorry it took so long, but i'm back with the coffee.

Funny story actually. I boarded a plane to Columbia because you all obviously deserve the best there is to offer. Long story short, I went on a cocaine bender and stayed up for two days only to realize the damn Columbians sold me powdered sugar.

Anyway. I brought a selection.
Daisy's is extra super specially delicious.

@ratm

*sigh* You just don't get it do you? See, Daisy is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the dark shadows of her soul are all wrong. Besides, she really enjoys the attention. I know I do! Is it possible that I am daisy? Hmmm.

HEY!!!,

My lead guitarist could use these. Perhaps,they'd help is tone--anything would help his tone.

@18: No, you're not Daisy, becasue I'M Daisy. Sorry for pissing all of you fags off, but I like being Daisy. Daisy's awsome!

@18 I like totally don't give a f*** about this fake-repetitious [put your least favourite animal here] (mine's suriname toad) which she obviously is.

So has anyone actually been to playusout.com? Its a cornucopia of ignorance for spellcheck.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a small step from pointing and laughing to peeing and laughing! Can we go full blown guerilla? What's our homework?

Welcome back circlemaker and thanks for the coffee. hehe. I think it's funny when people get yanked off about stuff that is rediculous (aka Emode) hehe...snif. I'm not sure about moose knuckle, but I do love the link! Just brilliant! Moose Knuckle, if I (Daisy) make you feel more like a...woman...uh, man...hmmm....then my job here is complete! Thank you all! Thank you! No please, just throw money! Thank You! (crowd cheering in background with John Williams music being played by live orchestra!).

I think I would definitly swing it the wrong way and hurt myself or others.

That's assuming I would buy this piece of shit.

looks like a fake, Im no expert, but there may be some photoshopping here, If there were only someone who could clarify this...

damn, too late. Guess I should read before posting. Personal FAIL.

@2 - No, I am Spartacus!

Heh, just kidding. I'm really Daisy.

BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRILL CLAW!!!

Oh, snap, I forgot to say something relevant to the article! Uh...

RAKE!!!!

This is an obvious gardening implement. You can tell it's a rake because the sharp bits are all long.

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Rump Wranglers 3. Well, only because pretty much everything reminds me of hot man-on-man action.

I don't think I'd buy it, it looks like it would get in the way of my frequent nose-picking and daily masterbation. Yah you can take it off, but who has the time these days?

No one's tires would be safe around me.

I'm feeling underutilized, Princess Padme hasn't had any time to day dream lately...

and for those of us who can't be throwing money out the window like that... there is always paper claws!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQiPnpN1gg

its like the claws that vega from street fighters used to fight with

I'm with GW. PEW PEW PEW!

What a coincidence, my bone has a length of 17 inches too!

"Slash and gash!"
"I'll put another hole in your ass!"

That was the PERFECT customer review. PERFECT

What the guy before me said.

Here's to you, kid.

this would help my problem with the ladies, we all know how they cant resist a bad boy. well watch out cus ive got the claw now, first thing im gonna do is strut my stuff past that bitch julie that told me to stop starring at her. il act all casual like i dont even know im wearing the claw and say hey baby wanna go out, if she says no then its time for plan B, punch her in the face and run like f***.

I want one :)

You, GW are a god....

p.s. Pew Pew

OH Come on!!!!! That's f***ing awesome!!!!!

Pew Pew! Where do you get this shit? LMFAO!!!!!!!

no one caught that this device would would more accurately inspire pretending to be Vega from Street Fighter rather than Wolverine?

I think I saw this in Spencer's...

this is daisy