Nov 20 2008Feel Just Like Wolverine, Minus The Cool
The Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet costs $40 and surprisingly doesn't have any customer reviews yet. Although I just wrote one. Unfortunately, it looks like it might be moderated first. Booo. UPDATE: Review is now up on the product page.
With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are the man in charge! The three piercing spikes stretch 11 1/2" long and are constructed from solid stainless steel. The palm cover is cast metal construction with unique details down to each "bone". With an overall length of 17", this monstrous handspike will not only protect your grip but will send your foes running in the other direction.
Sweet, now you can pretend to be Wolverine. PEW PEW! What do you mean Wolverine doesn't go PEW? I mean, he has a laser blaster doesn't he? He doesn't? Well who am I thinking of then? Oh, right, me. PEW PEW bitches!
Thanks to Richthegringo, who promised me a back scratch as soon as they arrive.
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Reader Comments
1. cj - November 20, 2008 3:45 PM
first
2. KKLSDfkl - November 20, 2008 3:45 PM
I am sparticus?
3. Douche McAllister - November 20, 2008 3:50 PM
They got a bunch of these and others like it at your local fake asian heratage products store. You know the one. Right between the Ms. Fields and Foot Locker on the first floor of the mall.
4. Boost - November 20, 2008 3:50 PM
^^Kids and their malls.
5. Daisy - November 20, 2008 3:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This reminds me of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was dressed up for halloween as a pirate, and ended up poking his eye out with his hook when he tried to pick his nose.
6. adam antium - November 20, 2008 3:55 PM
great. how long before this is a murder weapon on a major cnn story?\
coz you know only idiots will actually buy one.
7. Douche McAllister - November 20, 2008 3:56 PM
@4
I know. It's f***ing pathetic.
8. TE - November 20, 2008 3:57 PM
I wonder if I can get through airport security with this thing.
9. Gizmoduck - November 20, 2008 4:00 PM
pssssh
balls
best use for it is to open a bag of dicks.
10. PLEEEZE! - November 20, 2008 4:25 PM
I can see it now,"Wait a minute mr. burglar whilst I don my horrible killing device with which I am soon to mince your testes!" I think I'll get the blaster instead, thanks very!
11. Emode - November 20, 2008 4:25 PM
I could use one to reach places i couldn't reach
12. Oregoneagle - November 20, 2008 4:27 PM
I want one for Christmas. I could like open the rest of my gifts with just a flick of my wrest, if I get any.
13. botron13 - November 20, 2008 4:28 PM
Shnichy shnicky shnoy. Bazerker
14. ratm - November 20, 2008 4:34 PM
What the f*** is with all these fake obvious photoshop job posts?!?! Cut it off already....
15. Moose Knuckle - November 20, 2008 4:37 PM
ratm is dumb, and so am I! Wanna make out? I'm totally gay.
16. Circlemaker - November 20, 2008 4:48 PM
Hey guys, sorry it took so long, but i'm back with the coffee.
Funny story actually. I boarded a plane to Columbia because you all obviously deserve the best there is to offer. Long story short, I went on a cocaine bender and stayed up for two days only to realize the damn Columbians sold me powdered sugar.
Anyway. I brought a selection.
Daisy's is extra super specially delicious.
17. PLEEEZE! - November 20, 2008 4:50 PM
@ratm
*sigh* You just don't get it do you? See, Daisy is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the dark shadows of her soul are all wrong. Besides, she really enjoys the attention. I know I do! Is it possible that I am daisy? Hmmm.
18. GRAM-MAR-NAZI - November 20, 2008 4:52 PM
HEY!!!,
My lead guitarist could use these. Perhaps,they'd help is tone--anything would help his tone.
19. Moose Knuckle - November 20, 2008 4:53 PM
@18: No, you're not Daisy, becasue I'M Daisy. Sorry for pissing all of you fags off, but I like being Daisy. Daisy's awsome!
20. Emode - November 20, 2008 4:55 PM
@18 I like totally don't give a f*** about this fake-repetitious [put your least favourite animal here] (mine's suriname toad) which she obviously is.
21. Circlemaker - November 20, 2008 5:02 PM
So has anyone actually been to playusout.com? Its a cornucopia of ignorance for spellcheck.
22. The SLippery Slope - November 20, 2008 5:17 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a small step from pointing and laughing to peeing and laughing! Can we go full blown guerilla? What's our homework?
23. PLEEEZE! - November 20, 2008 5:24 PM
Welcome back circlemaker and thanks for the coffee. hehe. I think it's funny when people get yanked off about stuff that is rediculous (aka Emode) hehe...snif. I'm not sure about moose knuckle, but I do love the link! Just brilliant! Moose Knuckle, if I (Daisy) make you feel more like a...woman...uh, man...hmmm....then my job here is complete! Thank you all! Thank you! No please, just throw money! Thank You! (crowd cheering in background with John Williams music being played by live orchestra!).
24. rainbowcinderellageek - November 20, 2008 5:32 PM
I think I would definitly swing it the wrong way and hurt myself or others.
That's assuming I would buy this piece of shit.
25. Mike Hawk - November 20, 2008 5:47 PM
looks like a fake, Im no expert, but there may be some photoshopping here, If there were only someone who could clarify this...
26. Mike Hawk - November 20, 2008 5:49 PM
damn, too late. Guess I should read before posting. Personal FAIL.
27. buzz_clik - November 20, 2008 5:58 PM
@2 - No, I am Spartacus!
Heh, just kidding. I'm really Daisy.
28. mike - November 20, 2008 6:04 PM
BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. mike - November 20, 2008 6:05 PM
DRILL CLAW!!!
30. buzz_clik - November 20, 2008 6:06 PM
Oh, snap, I forgot to say something relevant to the article! Uh...
RAKE!!!!
This is an obvious gardening implement. You can tell it's a rake because the sharp bits are all long.
This reminds me of the scene in the movie Rump Wranglers 3. Well, only because pretty much everything reminds me of hot man-on-man action.
31. Tina - November 20, 2008 6:22 PM
I don't think I'd buy it, it looks like it would get in the way of my frequent nose-picking and daily masterbation. Yah you can take it off, but who has the time these days?
32. LSDiesel - November 20, 2008 6:48 PM
No one's tires would be safe around me.
33. Princess Padme's Masturbation Fantasy - November 20, 2008 6:53 PM
I'm feeling underutilized, Princess Padme hasn't had any time to day dream lately...
34. Spider - November 20, 2008 7:08 PM
and for those of us who can't be throwing money out the window like that... there is always paper claws!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQiPnpN1gg
35. SEbasthien - November 20, 2008 8:06 PM
its like the claws that vega from street fighters used to fight with
36. Davo - November 20, 2008 9:21 PM
I'm with GW. PEW PEW PEW!
37. Mike - November 20, 2008 10:54 PM
What a coincidence, my bone has a length of 17 inches too!
38. nice tits CHECK me out (I'm a tranny) - November 21, 2008 12:05 AM
"Slash and gash!"
"I'll put another hole in your ass!"
39. Rob Lobster - November 21, 2008 2:17 AM
That was the PERFECT customer review. PERFECT
40. Jaee - November 21, 2008 3:35 AM
What the guy before me said.
Here's to you, kid.
41. handfullaboob - November 21, 2008 6:43 AM
this would help my problem with the ladies, we all know how they cant resist a bad boy. well watch out cus ive got the claw now, first thing im gonna do is strut my stuff past that bitch julie that told me to stop starring at her. il act all casual like i dont even know im wearing the claw and say hey baby wanna go out, if she says no then its time for plan B, punch her in the face and run like f***.
42. Lyrics words - November 21, 2008 7:53 AM
I want one :)
43. Uberdork - November 21, 2008 10:04 AM
You, GW are a god....
p.s. Pew Pew
44. Pink - November 21, 2008 10:25 AM
OH Come on!!!!! That's f***ing awesome!!!!!
45. Pink - November 21, 2008 10:26 AM
Pew Pew! Where do you get this shit? LMFAO!!!!!!!
46. angelo - November 21, 2008 1:07 PM
no one caught that this device would would more accurately inspire pretending to be Vega from Street Fighter rather than Wolverine?
47. /b/ - November 22, 2008 1:32 AM
I think I saw this in Spencer's...
48. Daisy - May 5, 2009 9:35 PM
this is daisy
49. Daisy - July 18, 2009 6:32 AM
NO! This is Daisy. =]
50. dart - October 27, 2009 2:53 AM
Pfff, the Office Bricolage Kubicle Kutters looked better, even if they were just scissors and dowel.