Nov 6 2008Fail: Drunk "Businessmen" Break Horse Statue

first?

yes

What a stupid horse. It should have just ran away instead of falling on its side and laying there like a typical horse.

I really wanted to see that last guy who knocked it over go flying into the street and get hit by a car.

When I was a student at Texas Tech, we used to hop on the horse statue coming back from the bar, it was made out of solid iron or something though...

these guys are amateurs...

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.

It looks a lot like a scene fromn the movie Never Back Down, though.

But Wilbur, why???!!!

wat

@6 This is not fake. You can tell by all the unneeded spare tires laying about. Daisy f*** you and the horse you faked in on. Cunt.

TIRE!

I think that we should list the statues we've climbed a'top while intoxicated.. I'll go first.. the ODU lion... while topless.. LOL

does anyone even care anymore when someone posts all this "fake!"

photoshop and never back down crap like every post???

@12, someone thinks they are funny, but I just ignore it...

#11's mother.

Some of my homemade sex videos look like that.

asshat's of the day! *whoop-whoop*

That guy looked like he had some sort of patch on the side of his arm... like a security guard.

I actually live in the town over from where this happened and I work in Saratoga Springs. There are like a dozen of those horses around the city and each one is worth a few thousand dollars. The one in the video is the second one broken this summer. There is another video floating around of the other one's legs getting kicked out by a bunch of bored kids.

oh and this is NOT fake, check out the website for the newspaper reporting this. If anybody wants I can find some links to several newspapers and tv stations that reported on this.

@ 17: I second that 'security guard' comment.

In general, I feel bad for the horse but can't deny that in my drunken stupor, I may just try to ride it as well. the destruction didn't seem intentional.

A NIGGER in the White House! What the f***! I'd rather have my eyeballs removed by 2 blind handicapped kindergarten children with toothpicks.

This is an outrage! That nigger will be in there soon with his 'homeboys' smoking weed, eating fried chicken, calling up his hoes, supping 40oz malt liquor, picking water melon seeds out of his teeth.

I bet that nigger is going to be receiving welfare while he's in the White Hou- sorry my mistake the Black House. Someone is going to have to tell him that being the president means having to do work, broken back, crooked toed rotten coon.

The most patriotic thing you will ever see from that thing, is an afro pick decoared in the stars and stripes, dug into his 'fro.

Way to go America, from Bush to a Nigger, you REALLY screwed up this time.

Fake, looks like viral advertising.

@21, i wanna see you suck obama's toes. because that really is the only gift that you want. i'd love for you to receive it.

Oh, and BTW. I am gay. That's right. I like it right in the pooper.

Oh, and I have no penis. Don't get me wrong, I am still a man, just a miserable penis-less lazy f***tard who didn't go to college and will never amount to much in life but please, don't hold it against me if I randomly show up on an anonymous comment board and post racial slurs and say things that may be construed as treason and slander that may or may not earn me a special trip to Guantanamo bay....it just makes me feel better about myself sometimes.

And I repeat, I have no penis. no PEW PEW PEW for me. I fail at life.

@24, Very immature. I'm not gay. My boyfriend is. And I am a male.

#6 this isn't fake...i liek in saratoga drunk people "ride" the horses often but most people are smart enough not to try to jump on the fiberglass ones, they stick to the solid metal ones. this guy is a jackass

I feel bad for the Geekologie writer.

He puts his heart and soul into each post, and what do we do? We discrace it with Never Back Down comments and racism.

Boo.

i meant "live" not liek.. can't type..oops

What the f*** does this have to do with gadgets? Perhaps they should open a new website that caters to videos like this.

@28 -- BIG, FAT PUSSY IN YOUR FACE!!

@30... yes, because this site is called GadgetsOnly.com. f*** off, buttsucker.

I LOVE LAMP!

Now waitaminute... by "lady of the night", do you mean, like, catwoman, or do you mean a woman who'll take man's penis into any of her diseased ridden f*** holes and bathe n steamy man chowder for money? Just looking for clarification.

And, no, I didn't post accidentally, thinking I was posting on the Fish on a Paris Hilton post.

pew

Oh how depressing it is to live in a world where drunk businessmen destroy and tamper with things as they so please...

looks viral

That's not a horse, that's Sharpie's mother, who is used to being mounted in the middle of the night by drunk men.

@27 and 29
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!??!

LAST!

(please, no more postings. End of thread.)

@39 What a face, what a figure, two more legs and she'll look like Trigger.

haha That's so funny that my hometown is on geekologie! This made my night. I'm going to call my mom!

@41. Can I have your autograph. Youre so famous now!

WTFBBQ!

FIRST!!!

I love being first, it's the best, it makes me feel like a winner and everbody loves me and admires me.

Hooray me.

pew pew

Ok, I'm going to try this again...

LAST

Now, no more posting. This doesn't work if someone posts after me.

@43: Congratulations on being the first to post! I tried to make it. Alas! I am second. I think.

Also, this is.. uh.. well, not really the kind of thing I think ought to be posted here. But what the hell, why not? It's stupid, and it amused me.

wat

Does anybody other than Dipshit Daisy know where this "Never Back Down" bullshit started?

it started in the streets mutha f***a. never back down.

Oh, and @32...

This section of the site is called "GADGETS".
See the button at the top of the page? Says Gadgets.
Say it with me now. Gah-Jitts.

Glorious. They actually have shit ton of these dumb horses around the town and at one point when they first came out actually considered hiring a security guard for all the horses (there's like 15 or so spread throughout the town). Honestly I'm just posting because I feel special because I live in Saratoga and well - we're better than the rest of you

@50. i WANT a f***ing autograph from you and I wont take no for an answer. We're practically pals. We hang out at the same blog.

You Saratoga folk need to stop being f***ing stingy after you became famous.

I promise I wont sell it on E-Bay!

Pew

Damn! these guys got mad hops!

Hey fags, this was really funny. All you Saratoga dinklickers are idiots. Why the balls would you build a horse that can't be drunkenly mounted? Do I have to do everything myself?!?

Eat shit!

Heh personally I love all the trolling that goes on, I mean compared to Daisy noone can hold a candle. Jacking up threads is a

That guy didn't actually break it, a band called Moosebutter did.

Why do I think I know those guys?

@McGloin #21
FAKE!!! Your shadows are all wrong. You must be the guy in Never Back Mountain.... huh?? I don't get it.

@55 I don't believe that that is your real name.

ahah so stupid ;-)

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egodystonic homophobes

Tire? Pew?

This is MURDER!!

@11 You go to ODU? ORLY? That lion is so worth climbing on top of though. btw go ODU...woo.

Also, i meant to add this in. In Virginia Beach we have mermaids instead of horses and those rock more hardcore so suck it shitty town with horses

i don't go to ODU, i just partied there, I lived in VA beach and went to TCC then :P ... but i did take on the name of jager queen at ODU once upon a time...

Can someone explain to me the inside jokes about Never Back Down and photoshopped pics? Sounds funny ktks!

@11 - the Giant chicken outside of Knott's Berry Farm, Buena Park, CA

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Are you blind and stupid or just stupid?

32. Test Tickles - November 6, 2008 5:11 PM

@30... yes, because this site is called GadgetsOnly.com. f*** off, buttsucker.

Has anyone contacted PETA?

Hey Dick Digger, f*** you! This clearly falls under the "Awesome." As in "Gadgets, Gizmos, and AWESOME"

Thank you GW, for always bringing the awesome.

I think the hosebag went to ODU. They say VA is for lovers, but its also for lusters too. In fact one of her motto's is, if its worth mounting, its worth mounting topless.

71. LSDiesel - November 7, 2008 2:33 PM

Hey Dick Digger, f*** you! This clearly falls under the "Awesome." As in "Gadgets, Gizmos, and AWESOME"

Thank you GW, for always bringing the awesome.

No, it doesnt fall into awesome. It falls in lame.
Me f***ing your mother in the ass with my 13 inch cock doesn't fall into awesome either, thus the video isn't posted here.

Daisy, your a retard. Not everything is doctored in photoshop....

daisy is a joke guys, he's all over this blog with the exact same comment. lol He probably isn't event he same person anymore. More of a stand alone complex O.O Except for a really lame message instead of something profound.

Anyways, yeah those statues are expensive, serves them right for buying one people can actually get on top of. Orlando bought big gay lizards instead of horses. YAy for dumbass politicians because more tax money then I will ever contribute went to buy big gay lizards.

My buddy said "Drink this liquor and wear this horse costume, it'll be funny as f***"!

Why put up a horse you can't sit on? They should just buy 15 REAL horses and have them roam freely throughout the city. Or put acid in these ones so when you say "Screw you horse, I'm gonna break you!" the horse replies "stfu noob i pwned u with teh acid filling"