Nov 10 2008Dance Dance Revolution Musical Coming Out
So, yeah, there's a musical based on Dance Dance Revolution coming out. Why? Because it's the end of the world as we know it, that's why.
It's set in an Orwellian society where a dance prophet named Moonbeam Funk helps dancing youth gangs rebel against a fascist government. The company working on the show describes it as "like Footloose set in the future -- but kind of scarier, and with 40 really attractive, barely-clothed young actors and buckets of free beer."
Wait, is that free beer for the audience? Because I can sit through a lot for a free bucket of free beer. Including, but not limited to, karaoke, and a horrible play based on a video game. And yes, I Photoshopped Zac Efron into the picture for The Superficial Writer. Dude sings that High School Musical bullshit all day long. Damnit, hold on. *leaning over cube wall* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
DDR, The Long Overdue Musical Version [kotaku]
Thanks to Jen, who could dance your ass off. And also, out-costume you.
Related Stories
Giant Remote Controls Windows Media Center (03/06/2009)
Setting A Good Example: Pole Dancing Doll (08/31/2009)
Music Video: Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? (08/18/2009)
Guy Gets Palm Pre Tattoo To Win Free Phone (07/17/2009)
Denny's: Now With More Dinosaurs, Drugs (05/12/2009)
Reader Comments
1. TheRanchTooth - November 10, 2008 3:41 PM
Nice Cape Douche!!!
Oh, BTW, FIRST BITCHES!!!!
2. shalan - November 10, 2008 3:47 PM
SO GAY!!!!
3. The Interbutts - November 10, 2008 3:50 PM
FUK
cereal?
4. Elmo - November 10, 2008 3:56 PM
LOL so we see the original gay photo shoot before they made the gay posters
5. Elmo - November 10, 2008 3:59 PM
..notice the file name for that pic..
superficial-writers-favorit.jpg
6. Daisy - November 10, 2008 4:09 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This story reminds me of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets challenged to a game of DDR at work.
7. Davo - November 10, 2008 4:21 PM
DDR! PEW PEW PEW!
8. RIMTUCK - November 10, 2008 4:35 PM
FAR$T!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Thumperchica - November 10, 2008 4:52 PM
FAKE - You can tell it's been Photoshopped because the GW TOLD YOU IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED. Kinda takes something away from Daisy's comment this time... WIN!!!
10. Rae - November 10, 2008 5:11 PM
I'm pretty sure that the plot of this movie is already a video game. Not DDR, f*** I can't remember what it's called. It's super retarded though.
11. jeff.ridout@shopcast.tv - November 10, 2008 5:20 PM
Thats the story of WE will rock you with the music of Queen.
No f***ing original thought.
12. eryn - November 10, 2008 5:56 PM
best photoshopping since IWS's sad wizard
13. RIMTUCK - November 11, 2008 12:02 AM
So who's all excited??
14. LSDiesel - November 11, 2008 3:47 AM
RimTuck
Give me a couple minutes with you in the men's bathroom and I'll make you smile like this boy up in that photo! I'll go down on you like Jabba the Hut gettin' strangled (tongue flicks side to side) Sickie Woo!!
15. RandyBalls - November 11, 2008 3:56 AM
I will be there on opening night, fully erect, and I will DDR balls into oblivion! Zefron's nuts are my cereal! I'll save room for the nuts of RimTuck and LSDiesel(love you). I only say that because I love them and their genitals are small and made of tots.
16. melchman - November 11, 2008 1:38 PM
I want the Centipede in the other room.
17. gypsy - November 12, 2008 6:21 PM
. . .and there goes my lunch
18. GabeMac - November 18, 2008 6:16 AM
Just wanted to let you know I linked here from my show. I really think a Tomb Raider Ballet would be good.
Episode:
http://dailybuzz.mobuzz.tv/shows/surf_dance_and_scientific_searches