Nov 3 2008Damn Son, You Just Got Literally Rick Rolled
Okay, so the wave of literal translations of music videos continues. This time it's Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, aka the Rick Roll song in case you've been a vegetable for the past year and just came to. And, if that is the case, it's good to have you back. But tell me -- was there a tunnel? Was a bearded man beckoning you towards the light? Did he creep you out at all? One time The Superficial Writer passed out humping the water cooler and said all angels have perfect tits. Is it true? Can you touch them or does your hand just pass through like that time I copped a feel on Casper's mom?
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Thanks to Lamezoid, who once Rick Rolled Rick Astley and then punched him in the face. Also, to AJ, "if you are going to thank me for the tip, write 'AJ says LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls'"

Reader Comments
1. Llama - November 3, 2008 12:49 PM
FIRST!!!!
2. tomorrowsparty - November 3, 2008 12:49 PM
FIRST!
3. daedalus - November 3, 2008 12:49 PM
first!! zomg
4. tomorrowsparty - November 3, 2008 12:50 PM
FAIL...
5. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 12:53 PM
I personally don't suck balls but I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOLE THAT DO. Because I'm a fairly tolerant individual.
Ok, Computer???? (hey, that's a great CD by the way...)
6. ugh - November 3, 2008 12:56 PM
It's Rick ASTLEY, you incompetent fool.
7. cliosguy - November 3, 2008 1:05 PM
ROTFL :-D
8. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 1:10 PM
VOTE YES ON PROP 8. im a homophobe. But im a homosexual. How homoxymironic is that? vote no vote no. VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!! VOTE FOR MCCAIN VOTE FOR MCCAIN VOTE FOR MCCAINVOTE FOR MCCAINVOTE FOR MCCAINVOTE FOR MCCAIN
9. Daisy - November 3, 2008 1:13 PM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
It does look a little like the music video played begfore the threatrical premiere of the movie Never Back Down.
10. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 1:15 PM
@8, I don't vote you asshole. But if I did, it would be for the guy who searches for internet impostors, comes to their house in the night, and suffocates them till they gently drift of into a sleep from which they will never wake.
11. mamadough - November 3, 2008 1:15 PM
now AJ, if you aren't going to play nice, it's back to the pit for you.
and #6, try re-reading the sentence of "This time it's Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, aka the Rick Roll song...." DUMBASS.
12. I'm a Computer - November 3, 2008 1:16 PM
So how about that prop 8? But seriously, Ill rickroll the shit out of any of you. Then ill indian burn both your arms and cover you in smooches.
13. Thumperchica - November 3, 2008 1:18 PM
LMFAO - you got GW to talk shit for you, that's slick.
14. I'm a Computer - November 3, 2008 1:24 PM
Prop 8? I forgot to mention, that if anyone on this site really is gay, I am too. I am looking for really hairy middle aged men between 40-60. Not too hairy, that's just gross, but enough for me to tug on when I'm laying on the bed with my legs on your big burly shoulders. I also like leather.
15. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 1:30 PM
Like GW said "LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls". We have no mothers, so we f*** like brothers. Also, vote no on prop 8. and VOTE FOR OBAMA. and GEORGE BUSH was amazing!!! i love mccain! vote for prop 8. 'LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls''LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls''LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls''LSDiesel and Sharpie suck balls'http://www.myspace.com/deepandthoughtprovoking
16. Kukore - November 3, 2008 1:38 PM
Rick Rolled ??!?!? WTF is this shit Mr. Geekologist????? F*** Back to the future, this is real old shit!!11
THe shit u posted the past few weeks has sucked more then a ton of whores times infinity.
GO BACK TO YOUR ROOTS GOD DAMMIT AND POST SOME SICK SHIT ALLREADY.
17. deepandthoughtprovoking - November 3, 2008 1:44 PM
Oh boy! This video was good! It made me laugh very hard and loud. This takes an extremely original and creative mind to make this sort of video. Good job!
18. Nat - November 3, 2008 1:44 PM
The awesome thing about the other two literal music video translations was that the videos were so weird. Since this one is just some singing and dancing, it's lame. :/
19. Sharpie - November 3, 2008 1:45 PM
Where have I been? Seriously, where am I?
20. Dustin - November 3, 2008 1:53 PM
This one isn't made by the original creators and you can tell by it's poor singing and so-so lyrics. Nice try but.... no good.
21. unknown - November 3, 2008 2:09 PM
rickroll.com
22. dr.yosh - November 3, 2008 2:11 PM
hey, the barman is barack obama
23. Hunter - November 3, 2008 2:16 PM
Haha it's going to take a while for this literal stuff to get old!
24. Goergey - November 3, 2008 2:59 PM
Fake!!!
This is obviously done by Corel Drawing. You can tell the shadows are too dark and too proportioned. Shadows actually move but Rick Astley's shadows doesn't. It;s just photo altered.
It seems to be a scene from Big Momma's House when Malcolm dressed up as Rick Astley and danced to his song Never Gonna Give You Up.
25. erica - November 3, 2008 4:56 PM
The vocals on this one weren't as good as Aha's.
26. pojojuniper - November 3, 2008 5:03 PM
I agree with #8 because Obama? Seriously? Yeah, I really want to pay MORE taxes so losers can buy more shit to stuff into their trailers. And this video sucked.
27. ImKharn - November 3, 2008 6:46 PM
FAKE!!!!
Photoshopped out the ass, The shadows all fake.
In fact its probably a bunch of photoshopped images strung together.
Oh and the song is photoshopped too.
You can tell because of the shadowy sound in the background that was photoshopped.
......ZOMG EVERYONES PHOTOSHOPPING EVERYTHING
28. Beastman AIDS - November 3, 2008 7:33 PM
whatamess
29. gemstone pendants - November 27, 2009 4:02 AM
We can't judge a person by what he says but by what he does.
http://www.teboer.com/gemstone-pendants/