Nov 24 2008Couple Sues McDonald's After Leaving Cell Phone At Store And Their Private Pictures Show Up Online (Suprise, Surprise!)

Mmmmmm....tastes so good....the taste of lies...and nakedness.

Gx

Am I actually first? I think not.

God, people are stupid. Then again, in a country where McDonald's can be sued for hot coffee and people eating there everyday being fat asses, I'm sure they'll win.

Wow i got a first? I never get a first. Well except that time with the head lice but thats a mixed bag thats for sure. Im so happy!!!

Gx

I need pictures to approve of wife

Pics or it didn't happen?

Wow 3 million? That sounds completely fake and photoshopped.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is a lot like that scene where Max and Baja get into an accident on the way to court, and accidentally leave their paperwork for court with the guy they hit, who was also going to court. They make the guy late, and are then real dicks to him. He then f***s with them because he has some document they really need.

That's what happened to me at band camp. The pictures that showed me stuffing a drumstick in my ass later showed up on the camp masters myspace page. That, my friends, is a real testament that nudity and band camp should never come together.

On the other hand, I think semen burger is very nutritious. I hope McDonald's puts them on their Breakfast menu.

And that my friends, is why you don't take nekked pics...
This is bullshit though...

PEW PEW PEW!!
SNAP SNAP SNAP!!

You hungry?

NOM NOM NOM...

Shit, where's my phone?

I hope they get slapped with a fat fine for filing a frivolous lawsuit and for wasting my time and for tarnishing the good name or McNasty.

http://www.whogiveashit.com/

People get naked everyday. Big whoop!

But why McDonald's? Why oh why oh why did she get naked for her husband?
I didn't know you're supposed to have sex once your married. I thought sex stops after the honeymoon.

How come my wife never gets naked when I'm around?

Couldn't they post the pics online themselves and use McD's as a patsy?

Judge: "Order in the Court!"
Judge:"In the case of Sherman v. McDonalds, how does the jury find?"
Jury:"We find the case of a Pocket Rocket in the Happy Meal to be PeW PeW Pew Fun!! and the Shermans are totally DOUCHEBAGS!!"
Judge:"This case is now dismissed."

That's a funny story and everything, but where are the pics?

Does the asking price go up if it's pictures of her doing a blumpkin, or a cleavland steamer on his chest?

How exactly is this a gadget? Shouldn't this be residing in gossip?

...and the billboard is technically correct: 1% beef.

These idiots better not win.

But aside from that, those two Big Macs are clearly not 100% beef...with the cheese, the buns, lettuce, special sauce, etc.

@3 Listen, you sh!t-for-brains, know what you're talking about before you post. You're obviously too stupid to do your own research, (like typing in "mcdonald's" and "coffee" into google) so I got to spoon-feed it to you like a baby who still needs diapers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_coffee_lawsuit
McDouchebag's acted like total sh!ts, and since they wouldn't settle for a paltry sum, they had to pay much more. Still a pittance compared to their income.

Sure, the couple should have locked their cell phone. They didn't, so they did the next best thing, which is to call the place & have it secured, which is what was promised them. I bet the manager was like a lot of the posters here, a pus-faced loser who's failing in the best job they'll ever get, a fast-food manager. They didn't 'secure' it, it was a clear invasion of privacy, and they should spend the next five years tossing salad for half-smoked cigarettes.

So where are the photos already?

George Tirebiter, you might want to do enough reserch to relize your talking about a totally different case.

I worked at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop) and some really old guy left pitures behind. We had a japan camera next door. Anyhow they were f***ing horrifying! They were shots of himself naked with his equally old wife. I never saw so much saggy body parts and wrinkles. Blah! Thanks alot geekologie writer for making me remember that repressed memory.

Over 1 billion serviced.

I wonder if her bits & pieces looked more like a chicken nugget or a double quarter pounder (no pun intended) with cheese?

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Dear Mr. Tirebiter,

Saying "I got to" in the same post as calling someone "sh!t-for-brains" is incredibly counter-productive, for future reference.

~R

anyone will sue anything nowadays, just for some quick cash

now im hungry

Here's an interesting take:
http://evidentlyeverywhere.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/try-this-out-its-addictive/

After looking at this, I realized the only pictures I have of the hosebag are of a sexual nature, either she is flashing or performing a sex act on me or herself.

I hope I never have to report her missing, and have to give the cops a photo, unless they don't mind going around asking - have you seen these t***?

HAHA! These people got what they deserved for being so retarded.

how is this mcdonald's fault?

I vegetarian (really) so ill make this short and simple-
people that eat at Mcdonalds are shitheads!

@13 Try dressing up as a milkman if you wanna see the old battle-axe nekkid. Works for me.