Nov 18 2008Couple Divorces After Husband Is Caught Banging Virtual Prostitute In Second Life
In a story that reminds me of this one, a couple is getting divorced after a wife caught the husband banging a virtual hooker in Second Life. Jesus, this shit is pathetic.
Amy Taylor, 28, said she had caught husband David Pollard, 40, having sex with an animated woman. The couple, who met in an Internet chatroom in 2003, are now separated.
"I went mad -- I was so hurt. I just couldn't believe what he'd done," Taylor told the Western Morning News. "It may have started online, but it existed entirely in the real world and it hurts just as much now it is over."The couple's real-life wedding in 2005 was eclipsed by a fairy tale ceremony held within Second Life.
Fairy tale wedding ceremony in Second Life, beautiful. But here comes the kicker -- wait for it, wait for it.
Taylor is now in a new relationship with a man she met in the online roleplaying game World of Warcraft.
BWHA HAAH AHA HAH HAHAA! Dreams really do come true!
Second Life affair ends in divorce [cnn]
Thanks to Allegro, Curtis, and Ryan, who have never cheated on their significant others because they aren't giant sacks of shit. Ladies?
Reader Comments
1. lol - November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
zomg that is jokes
2. core - November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
wow..she already had someone else in mind if thats all it took.
3. Hannukah Montana - November 18, 2008 1:21 PM
The headline says it all. NEVER fool around with hookers. It's worse than sleeping with your wife's best friend... virtually.
4. LSDiesel - November 18, 2008 1:26 PM
Girl's need to get out of the world of Online Gaming. That's why it was invented in the first place, so boys and grown men could still escpae from the women. Now that they've become part of the culture, it's whole purpose has been defeated.
5. Moose Knuckle - November 18, 2008 1:28 PM
PWNED!!! Wait, isn't the point of some of these online games to bang prostitutes? Maybe I misunderstood.
6. Tina - November 18, 2008 1:29 PM
World of Warcraft? hmmm.... so would that be considered an upgrade or downgrade from Second Life? I guess we need more information... like, is her new love interest the dwarf character?
7. Daisy - November 18, 2008 1:29 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is eerily reminiscent of the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja was caught turning tricks for vowels in the Wheel of Fortune chatroom.
8. dadoren - November 18, 2008 1:31 PM
I pork virtual peepz all the time NES style!!!
9. bluemanda - November 18, 2008 1:40 PM
Wow, that is ultra lame. That would be like me breaking it off with my real boyfriend for my Fable II husband. I mean, we do have a virtual kid. If anything we should stay together for him.
10. GRAMMARNAZI - November 18, 2008 1:41 PM
I really don't know first hand, but most people on Second Life need to stop hiding behind their computers and get a real life, ....or at least start doing better drugs.
11. Gar - November 18, 2008 1:42 PM
@7 at some point you gotta find some other kind of arguments etc
I wonder if she would have been better finding him killing a bunch of trolls on some other massively played games , or mebbe just the trolls banging him :D
12. jb - November 18, 2008 1:51 PM
I wonder if she's fat. Haha, just kidding. Of COURSE she's fat.
13. Tommy - November 18, 2008 1:55 PM
Well, if she sucks in bed, what else should the guy do?! At least he didn't stick it in in real life :P
14. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 1:55 PM
This, is, pathetic. Maybe her 2nd life avatar stopped giving BJ's?
15. Jo Mama - November 18, 2008 1:58 PM
Off topic, but I noticed the link above. Whatever did happen to the chick that was auctioning off her carnal treasure to pay for school?
16. Pablo - November 18, 2008 2:16 PM
first!
17. Brian - November 18, 2008 2:17 PM
@15....
I wonder... If only there were some resource containing information that everyone could like, search and find the answers to such questions. The world would surely be a better place if such a technology existed. I guess I can only dream.
18. Elmo - November 18, 2008 2:21 PM
ohhh shit that's worth a good
BWHA HA HA HA HAA
19. LSDiesel - November 18, 2008 2:44 PM
It's sad that we live in a world where the fake you is more beautiful than the real you. But hey, whatever gets your rocks off.
20. Uncle Eccoli - November 18, 2008 2:50 PM
Sooo... The hooker was a sprite? Or was she some other player's avatar? I mean, either way it's ridiculous, but I do see a distinction there.
21. DrNecropolis - November 18, 2008 3:09 PM
Sooooo, if she caught him jo'ing to internet porn would she have divorced him for that? She's craaAAzy
22. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 3:12 PM
@21- not arguing that this chick isn't crazy...
Think about it, watching porn it private, the pornstar can't actively interact with you, strictly fantasy. Interacting with another person in the RPG while performing any sexual behaivor would be on the line, I'm sure you'd flip if you caught your s/o having phone sex with someone... same thing...
that said, wtf these people got married and still spent that kinda time in RPG land? Maybe if they'd spent time in the bedroom IRL there wouldn't be a reason for us to mock them... mock, mock, mock, your mother was a hamster.
23. Davo - November 18, 2008 3:59 PM
What if the person playing the second life prostitute was her?
24. Amy - November 18, 2008 4:30 PM
Ugh, honestly I feel bad for the sap that landed this nutjob in WoW. Best of luck to ya, buddy. This just screams of the bash.org decree of women on the internet:
Single, attractive, mentally stable: pick two.
Or in this lady's case, none of the above.
25. Spider - November 18, 2008 7:44 PM
@9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
26. rainbowcinderellageek - November 18, 2008 8:12 PM
This is f***ing stupid. Is just a virtual world. Who gives a shit who people have sex with?
Funny if he went to meet her and she was the complete opposite. He might deserve that.
27. stupid - November 18, 2008 9:26 PM
ah hey # 26
they already met. and even got married. you know, in real life?
read the post.
28. Nemesis - November 18, 2008 9:41 PM
lmao, the geekologie writer is effing hilarious
29. rainbowcinderellageek - November 18, 2008 9:43 PM
I was talking about the girl the dude had sex with online, thanks
30. EDD - November 18, 2008 10:31 PM
they both sound like real WINNERS!!
31. Paul - November 19, 2008 7:58 AM
The worst part: she totally canceled her plans to meet him IRL.
32. blp - November 19, 2008 11:12 AM
U can bang virtual hookers, and see the action unlike in GTA? I need to play that game. Regular porn has become stale for me
33. Semi Precious beads - November 27, 2009 4:20 AM
Lookers-on see most of the game.
http://www.teboer.com/