Nov 20 2008Cooking With Wookiee: Star Wars Cookbooks
You ever spent time in the kitchen making confectionery love to a Wookiee? Ha, me neither then. But now you can whip up Star Wars-y dishes (sans Wook hair) in no time thanks to this two cookbook set.
Each volume is loaded with different types of inter-galactic recipes: drinks, breakfasts, main courses, desserts, and more. Volume 2 adds some great new culinary concoctions, such as Boss Nass Broccoli, Opee's Sea Crunch, and Darth Double Dogs (doubling as a light saber you can eat!) Age is no issue when it comes to Star Wars cuisine - kids as well as adults will have a great time with these books. Whether you drove to your first Star Wars flick or just had your fifth birthday, there's no reason you can't whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed.
The books are available as a set from Thinkgeek and will set you back 15 space bones apiece. Unfortunately, I'm passing because there were no Ewok recipes. You don't cook those furry little f***ers just right and they'll taste all gamey.
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Thanks to Pedro, a Brazilian reader who doesn't know it yet but is gonna let me crash at his place when I come to Brazil. Isn't that right Pedro?
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Reader Comments
1. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 5:36 PM
FLURST!!
2. GrAMMarNaZi - November 20, 2008 5:38 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMM.......Wookie cookies
3. Lady Steampunk - November 20, 2008 5:39 PM
I saw this in a book store once, its pretty funny. I wish I had moneys to buy things like this.
4. Mike Hawk - November 20, 2008 5:51 PM
Photoshop?
5. McGloin - November 20, 2008 5:57 PM
Only in a country run by a nigger could tripe like this exist!
I warned you boyo! NOW ITS TOO LATE!
6. Daisy - November 20, 2008 5:59 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is just like a scene from the movie Never Back Down, where Max raid Baja's parents porn mag collection & finds naked pictures of Baja eating bacon flavored ice cream in a Star Wars cookbook that was stolen from Pat Sajak after meeting him in a chatroom to buy acid for a possible taping on his show.
7. McGloin - November 20, 2008 6:02 PM
Geekologie Writer Uhm, WTF You Cant Do That On The Internet You cant accept tips on articles from a sexy Brazilian man called Pedro, it makes me all hot in my pants.
http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uhmwtfyoucantdothatonthuq8.jpg
8. Tina - November 20, 2008 6:06 PM
Wookie cookie? I prefer the ookie cookie. Ok boys..... Ready, aim, FIRE!
9. McGloin - November 20, 2008 6:10 PM
Want some real news! Want to see what the Black House is getting the media to hide from you?
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/541/stoprighttherecriminalstw9.jpg
Only in this god damn country could a nigger get away with that! And thats because a nigger is in the oval office calling the shots to the white man!
Way to go America, we were a good country once, no wonder the world is laughing at us now.
10. McGloin - November 20, 2008 6:12 PM
Want some real news! Want to see what the Black House is getting the media to hide from you?
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/541/stoprighttherecriminalstw9.jpg
11. Gizmoduck - November 20, 2008 6:13 PM
i have noticed that recent Star Wars posts.....
the new president seems to get mentioned somehow...
whats the connection to StarWars and the president?
can cookies solve this?
PEW PEW PEW
12. Daisy - November 20, 2008 6:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fke because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is like the scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's mom cooked broasted tauntaun, and when he cut it open he said - Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.
13. PLEEEZE! - November 20, 2008 6:18 PM
Ah, McGroin. So nice to have you back in our humble fold. Now then, would you kindly wipe the feces from your feet before entering the room. Thanks very. And, please do fetch us some tea wouldn't you chap.
It's so nice to have help these days. As much as he is boorish, he is helpful.
Yes, and do don that nice frock as you featherdust the mantle, won't you. Thanks sweet boy. You are worth every hapenny! As is your mother!
14. Gizmoduck - November 20, 2008 6:21 PM
@13
i came
15. Margarita - November 20, 2008 6:23 PM
I have both of these books. There are fairly good, especially the Darth Maul dip that looks like his face.
16. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 6:25 PM
I think "McGloin" is really black, but just can't come to terms with his own heritage. Don't let 'Whitey" put you down McGloin. Don't give up hope. You are a truely a beautiful blllllllllack man.
17. Jamie - November 20, 2008 6:28 PM
I have the first book, got it at Urban Outfitters over a year ago but still haven't tried any of the recipes lol! i just love the name "Super Chewy Wookiee Cookies" lol! I've been meaning to make my boyfriend a whole Star Wars dinner out of these recipes but want to get little figurines to stick with all the food like in all the photographs in the book. so funny.
18. Major Douche - November 20, 2008 6:45 PM
@16 - The black man has it hard, and whitey is always keepin him down. Its no cooncidence that the shortest month of the year is black history month. This year its even worst because they are shutting off analog TV in February. Who gets their TV from an antenna, poor people in cities - who are mostly black folks.
Way to ruin the month white man.
But since we will have a black president, he will get the blame.
Its a genius plan.
19. LSDiesel - November 20, 2008 6:45 PM
I just can't wait for Jawa Juice and some Jabba Cock Steak.
20. GRAMMARNAZI - November 20, 2008 6:56 PM
@18
Doesn't matter what we say or do cuz.... I think we're all going to hell anyway.
Fight the power & save the whales!
21. WTF! - November 20, 2008 6:59 PM
McGloin you stupid f*** that article is from ENGLAND and not NEW ENGLAND either you stupid idiot. Prepare to be skullf***ed. Your mom can watch, but ill want five dollars.
22. Moose Knuckle - November 20, 2008 7:20 PM
Rancorn on the cob? Boba Feta cheese pizza? Admiral Baby BackBar-B-Q ribs? Jabba Jambalaya, Leia Linguini, Aunt Beruebarb pie?
23. RAT - November 20, 2008 7:22 PM
Ive had these for about 4 years now. Theres also a Star Wars Party Book from the same publisher. What What!
24. Moose Knuckle - November 20, 2008 7:26 PM
Ewoked Egg Noodles, "Ididnotshootfirst" Greedoughnuts, Obi Wanton soup, Darth Veal Cutlet, Aayla Secured Ham, Milleni-yum Fal-Con Carne, X Buffalo Chicken Wings?
25. Davo - November 20, 2008 7:30 PM
Luke Loins! PEW PEW PEW!
26. Asschilee - November 21, 2008 12:27 AM
yea.. uh i've only had these books for several years now..
How is geekologie so so so far behind?
27. handfullaboob - November 21, 2008 6:22 AM
what sort of idiot would buy that shit. its just normal food with some 30 yr old film charecters name on it. the thing that annoys me about this is the fact that there is a market for this crap.
and mcgloin can suck the fart from my ass, obama might turn out to be a false hope but atleast hes better than bush, you need to be slapped.
28. Bryan - November 21, 2008 6:57 AM
Damnit, GW! You are going to crash in MY HOUSE! I'm your one and only Brazilian fan! Se você não se hospedar na minha casa, as fotos da noite que eu passei com tua irmã vão aparecer no The Superficial. If you are able to translate that, you are ready to come =D
29. poop - November 21, 2008 8:12 AM
I forgot what the topic was....
30. LSDiesel - November 21, 2008 12:11 PM
That Darth Malt looks f***ing delicious, and so do the wookie cookies. Mmmm. Nothing like some warm gooey wookie in your mouth.
31. ashton - November 21, 2008 2:36 PM
gahhhh.... wookie cookies!!
32. -JH- - November 24, 2008 7:13 AM
I have both these books and proud of it! I also have the "The Star Wars Party Book: Recipes and Ideas for Galactic Occasions" It shows you haw to make a "DEATH STAR" Piñata! Sweet!