Nov 24 2008Bullets And Paper Cuts: Hellboy's Samaritan

First.

Me likes Hellboy!

I want one sir!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where Baja shoots Max with a cardboard paper cannon behind a 7-11 because Max wouldn't go back onto wheel of fortune after humiliating himself for tripping out from the previous time when he ate cocaine laced star wars puppets & then popped some ecstacy, got naked & ran out of the room in a cardboard box.

This is awesome, but there's really no way I can relate this to my abduction experience.

I think the working hinge here is an amazing touch. If he could make a working cylinder, I would be beyond impressed.

Unless it all got wet.

This is like the time when I was in the movie Never Back Down where I (Baja) had to make love with Max in his car. Then I felt up his junk, it turned out his junk was made of folded paper and glue. Totally not cool! Then the director busted in and stopped Max from crying and made us both move on with the script. Totally awkward.

Me never forgets...

@3 How many time can you make that same joke before you get tired of it? It's about as funny as having testicular torsion.

POW POW POW!

pew

I have to admit, if you add all of Daisy's scenes from Never Back Down together, it would indeed make one hell of a movie.

Hellboy is awesome, and this is awesome.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This looks like the paper gun from the Movie Never Back Down that Max made as an art project. He needed money that day, and tried to use it to hold up a Del Taco. Unfortunately when he pulled it out of his waistband, it got caught on his junk, and Baja had to drive him to the hospital where he was diagnosed woth a severe case of testicular torsion.

i suppose it could be useful, no wait i take that back. why the f*** would any one want that shit, i mean its a gun made of paper.its not that i dont like hellboy i just hate people that hav stupid ideas(like a gun made outa paper or a glass that can be refilled from the bottom). it really tickles my balls.

OOOH! How's 'bout we make it with flash paper and dazzle our foes with magical firey poofiness!

@3 & 11 Daisy, there's a predictable reaction that links anything done in Photoshop to "fake" when there is usually no such association. While the vast majority of fakes are done in Photoshop that doesn't say anything as to the legitimacy of an image one way or the other.

Ha ha, you're gonna get stabbed.

paper...

what CAN'T you make out of it?

@15 - weed.

Papaer gun? Amazing!!!!....well only if your enemy is packing rocks. If he has scissors your history.

Gx

I only read these for the weird associations the GW makes with the subject... ie " amazing, bang bang, bullets, complicated, don't eat the glue, eye candy, glue, great job, gun, hard, hell, holy smokes, impressive, movies, paper, paper cut, papercraft, patience is a key virtue - having sex with prostitutes is debatable, scissors, skills, sweet, weapons"... like, ... wtf :P
En Daisy... asseblief! jy werk op my titti spiere

@12 - if you wouldn't rest your nutsack over the soda spout it it wouldn't ticlke so much.

Hellboy and the 5th Colour Golden Army?

Terrible printing puns FTW!

Man I need one of these sept instead of paper I want it mad out of metal and wood oh yeah and it needs to be able to kill people. Ok so I just want a gun but it would be nice if it looked like hellboys and the bullets did as much damage

I used this papercraft model and dimensions to machine "The Samaritan" out of an aluminum block! I made this for my Hellboy Halloween costume. I have about 70 hours of machining on this beast so far! Check out the build pics on Picasa. I plan to have it finished for Comi-Con 2009. I will sell it, the holster, and the Bluetooth communicator to the highest bidder about a month before the event.

OOps! Here's the link to "The Samaritan" build gallery:

http://picasaweb.google.com/hzsogd/Samaritan#

OMG! This is just a bit pain-staking, isn't it!? I'm having such a difficulty without english instructions! Thus far I'm up to piece 8...but boy oh boy I foresee a bit of aspirin in my future! Any help would be wonderful...

happinessliveswithin@gmail.com

Great work really.
Congratulations.

OMG!!!! that gun looks so freakin real dang i wonder how u did it it is so complicated and scary lookin i wonder if i culd borrow that piece and scare someone out the freakin clothes.

>.< gaah...if only the guy who made it wanted others to make their own...he'd show instructions....
also to those trying on the gun trigger case ignore the glue tabs on the inside of the trigger hole and "add" glue tabs on the strip you glue on the inside of the trigger hole thingy | | {J_}------------'