Nov 3 2008British Boy Legally Changes Name To 'Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined'
A 19-year old British kid legally changed his name from George Garratt to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. Because, WTF, you only live once, right? Just kidding, this is my second go around.
"I decided on a superheroes theme and whenever my friends offered up suggestions to me, I added them."
He added: "My family have begun to expect these sorts of things from me, and although my friends thought it was ridiculous most people do call me Captain and it's been a great conversation starter."A spokesman from The Legal Deed Poll Service, said: "We get so many outrageous name changes that these days it barely fazes us, but when this one was brought to my attention I knew there was something special about it."
Oh there's something special about it all right. Listen, Superman and The Flash are the only fast ones out of the bunch, so tacking on all those others is only increasing overall speed incrementally (and the time it takes to write your name exponentially). Snap -- your name just got learned, Captain Fantarded! Also, you're 19-years old man, come the f*** on.
Teenager's new name is fantastic [bbcnews]
Thanks to Chris, who wants to change his name to Captain Kickass Planet, and totally should.
Reader Comments
1. ali - November 3, 2008 6:41 PM
smooth operator.
2. Captain Fail - November 3, 2008 6:44 PM
He looks as retarded as his new name.
3. tomorrowsparty - November 3, 2008 6:48 PM
Awww... I would have named him Captain Motardo. But Fantardo's pretty good too.
4. Pat - November 3, 2008 6:50 PM
Leave Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined alone.
5. LargelyGay - November 3, 2008 6:50 PM
He'd vote for Obama.
6. Daisy - November 3, 2008 6:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like that scene from the movie Never Back Down
7. Moose Knuckle - November 3, 2008 6:52 PM
How fast can someone photoshop a penis sticking out of his mouth if we don't worry too much about the shadows and rip off a few scenes from the movie "Never Back Down"?
Sooo virgin for sooo long
pew
8. MTWTF - November 3, 2008 6:54 PM
oooh, burn! Good one #7
pew pew
9. joe dirte - November 3, 2008 6:58 PM
Sell them the firecrackers and when they go blow up a bullfrog's ass they bring it to you to fix it. You win both ways man! Then change your name from Kicking Wing to Kicking Ass..... shit I would.
10. MTWTF - November 3, 2008 6:58 PM
I'm going to change my name to Pew Pew Pew, or Pew³
Pew³
11. Erin - November 3, 2008 7:00 PM
I could have sworn this was a Family Guy joke. You know, when Peter names his boat?
12. Virginslayer - November 3, 2008 7:01 PM
How to lose girls 101
13. Virginslayer - November 3, 2008 7:04 PM
why not just change your name to 'Im an attention whore' - more fitting.
14. CaptainMorgan - November 3, 2008 7:06 PM
He'd have more luck with the ladies if he had changed his name to Veronica.
15. I'm a Computer - November 3, 2008 7:08 PM
OMFG COOLEST NAME EVER! omfg i want to be him so bad that i am him.
16. C-Basstian - November 3, 2008 7:10 PM
Im changin mine to Skip Foreplay
17. Jssyb - November 3, 2008 7:38 PM
anyone else thinking what im thinking
Wanta Vagina (because he is a everlasting virgin)
Or Mammoth Erections or Philip Hiscock or Craven Dick or George B Dickgraber or Long Hardon or Fred Shagnasty or even Bill
18. Vince Lombardi - November 3, 2008 7:48 PM
Captain, my ass! This kid's no more than a Private, First Class. MAAAYBEEE Lance Corporal, if he's really as fast as The Flash. 'Cuz that's pretty fast, if you ask me.
19. No On 8 - November 3, 2008 8:08 PM
No On 8.
20. boxofwine - November 3, 2008 8:09 PM
this guy better be f***ing fast.
21. baha - November 3, 2008 8:28 PM
@11.
Peter names the boat "S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together."
HUGE difference bro.
22. lame - November 3, 2008 8:31 PM
He's going to get really sick of writing that out in the doctor's office.
23. captain tardy - November 3, 2008 8:36 PM
#22: after being repeatedly punched in the face
24. James - November 3, 2008 8:50 PM
Spider-man, The Hulk, Batman and Wolverine aren't even fast... He should have went with Quicksilver somewhere in there...
25. pojojuniper - November 3, 2008 8:58 PM
Sir Walter Windbag, Esq.
26. mamadough - November 3, 2008 9:15 PM
he was also previous known as LSDiesel.
27. Mike - November 3, 2008 9:33 PM
He's no Max Fightmaster, that's for damn sure.
28. Oregoneagle - November 3, 2008 10:17 PM
Maybe he should have changed his name to stupid, at least he would know how to spell it.......... Maybe
29. sbryce - November 3, 2008 10:32 PM
He stole his name from the television, not gotten it from friends. His lies and stupidity will forever be a shame upon him and everyone he has the misfortune to know.
30. Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined - November 3, 2008 10:45 PM
All you blokes are just jealous of my cool new name.
31. sbryce - November 3, 2008 11:22 PM
Max Fightmaster is a legitimately awesome name.
32. Lohn Hoistberg - November 3, 2008 11:26 PM
I going to change my name to "Jerking Off Gave Me Carpal Tunnel."
33. zinf - November 3, 2008 11:29 PM
he got through school, so ... why the hell not?
34. GEOFF LEPPARD - November 4, 2008 12:09 AM
In Britain we have a term designed specifically for addressing morons like this:
Speccy twat.
Geroge, you're a speccy f***ing idiot twat and nothing you ever do will be either outlandish, wacky or in any way interesting, you complete and utter window-licking thalidomide cunt.
35. goofzilla - November 4, 2008 12:51 AM
i like it. Someone should write a comic book where this kid gets the shit kicked out of him by Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wolverine, The Hulk, and The Flash Combined.
because that's what they'd do
36. Sinner - November 4, 2008 1:59 AM
I like people like him, they pump gas really well.
If you ignore the extra 0.02 c.
37. NekoNeko - November 4, 2008 2:06 AM
You know, I think we should be applauding this young man for letting the entire world know that he's a premature ejaculator & that he's "Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined".
38. kirsty - November 4, 2008 4:25 AM
wow he did this for a tenner at www.thelegaldeedpollservice.org.uk
39. utopiah - November 4, 2008 5:14 AM
If my boyfriend did that, I'd find a way to drown him in the toilet.
Way to go, kid, let's see when you are 60 or 70, and that your grandsons call you an old fart/loser. Wait, you're not going to have any grandson!
40. Thumperchica - November 4, 2008 7:30 AM
OK WAIT. He is a total douchenozzly f***tard. But his name is captain... Should he be able to scrounge some barrel bottom skeezebag to bang, he can make her shout "Oh captain, My captain" Which would make him gayer than getting the name in the first place.
I need coffee..
PS - this is one of the funnier comments sections in a while. I'm sorry to drag it back down...
41. Shrek - November 4, 2008 7:49 AM
BTW just love the tags!!
42. Woo Doop - November 4, 2008 8:19 AM
That's so cool I think I'm going to re-name myself Captain Planet, so we can Captain a Fantastic Planet together.
Or I'm just going to hammerfist his face in when I see him for being a moron.
43. Sly - November 4, 2008 9:58 AM
He forgot to add the all important last two words to his name....
Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. IN BED.
44. multimolti - November 4, 2008 10:03 AM
some people in this world are so damn dumb...
45. Momboelitist - November 4, 2008 10:03 AM
I'll bet he's not even a real Captain.
In other news: It's my friggin birthday today! Happy F'n birthday to me.
46. Minerva - November 4, 2008 10:06 AM
Maybe he found out he has herpes, with that name he will never get laid and thus will never have to go through the awkward conversation.
47. R3Ap3r - November 4, 2008 10:18 AM
@ 24 its not Quick Silver its Silver Surfer
48. JRod - November 4, 2008 10:18 AM
i'm changin my name to 'Buster Hymen'
49. butteerbee - November 4, 2008 10:25 AM
It's nice to see the Brits are still using the same BBC imaging technology as they were in 1983.
That quintessential english tv look will be the film quality utilized in our next favorite (fake indie) horror movie breakthrough. Wait! Maybe this is a still from that movie. Now that's a really fast zombie!
50. LSDiesel - November 4, 2008 10:45 AM
If I were to ever change my name it would probably be something like "None of your F***ing business"
Haha, oh boy. Imagine meeting the parents for the first time.
51. I'm a Computer - November 4, 2008 11:14 AM
*yawn* goodmorning, idiots. happy birthday mombo.
52. cave12man - November 4, 2008 11:58 AM
you f***ing douche you stole this from family guy when peter named his boat. f***tard
53. Gail - November 4, 2008 1:42 PM
"I'm a Retarded Douche Bag" has a lovely ring to it also,and is probably easier to spell.
54. HD toilet paper - November 4, 2008 1:45 PM
#53 why would you ever want your name to be that?
55. proteon - November 4, 2008 2:22 PM
looks like at last your leader has arrived you reets.
56. Boost - November 4, 2008 3:08 PM
British people throwing out insults is so funny.
They use words like "bloke, cunt, knickers"
Ahahahahahahah. Seriously, just stop trying.
*takes a hit*
57. Elmo - November 4, 2008 3:21 PM
uhhhh.
58. Chris, now known as: Captain Kick Ass Planet - November 4, 2008 5:29 PM
Cool i didn't think something that i happened to stumble across would make front page geekologie news. Thankyou geekologie writer....
59. kirsty - November 5, 2008 8:54 AM
i love how everyone gets so angry about it ahha
60. Beth - November 5, 2008 11:36 AM
Leave him the f*** alone. Why are you 'wasting' your time in looking if you think its that sad?
Just because you don't have the originality to do something like that! Your a bunch of wankers. Grow up
Good on ya Captain!(:
x
61. Jarrod Justus - November 5, 2008 12:03 PM
Not understanding why everyone is attacking him so much. I mean I would never do something like that, but if the kid wants to do it, then let him be. Plus the name is kinda funny.
62. Marko - November 5, 2008 9:59 PM
You guys need to respect your superiors. He's a CAPTAIN for crying out loud. Besides, you could never beat him up. He's faster than you...and Superman. Sorry about that, Captain Trip-The-Light-Fantastic, or whatever you're name is...sir. Don't let people rub your eternal virginity in your face, even if it is true.
63. Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined - November 6, 2008 10:13 AM
Bastard! This kid stole my name!!!
64. Captain William Lasts Longer Than Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine - November 17, 2008 10:41 AM
(AKA williambrodie )
@Captain Combined (ROFLcopter)
Dude, are you really that bad at talking to girls "you grab-ass-tic peice of shit"
Come out of your closet, i bet your gay arn't you. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, i bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. in fact, your so ugly u could be a modern art masterpeice!
LEEROY JENKINS!!.... Least i got chicken
I would love to be there when you get arested for something and the old bill beat your pikey ass half to death before they finally realise that your telling the truth.
Things like this really make me wonder why here in the UK we don't have a law like Germany did that stopped a man from calling his son Osama Bin Ladden two days after 11 Sep.
65. kirsty - November 18, 2008 6:56 AM
I think its ded origanal n its his choice, its crazy that you can change your name online 4 a tenna! www.thelegaldeedpollservice.org.uk,
66. Kurt Matheson - November 21, 2008 2:00 PM
@64 that was painful. You tried to pile a bunch of lame, played out comments from 5 years ago into one very unfunny post. Weird. Did you just come out of a coma or something? And just abandon "your" all together.
67. makku - November 22, 2008 9:12 AM
@47
there is a marvel character called quick silver he's from the xmen cartoons his powers are basicly the same as the flashes though as in hes fast as f***
68. IfYourReadingThisYourGay. - December 8, 2008 7:57 PM
Man, If I could change my name, it would definately be......DragonMaster6576.
for sure.
69. STB - December 22, 2008 3:17 PM
How about "Captain butt nut"
70. MasterChief - January 1, 2009 3:05 AM
I'm going f***ing change my name to MasterChief
71. EvilDictator - February 1, 2009 3:38 PM
Surely those names are copyrighted?
72. Kup - February 10, 2009 2:03 PM
yeah, he's "faster" alright. He doesnt even make it past the cover of "Seventeen' magazine before he showers the walls of his bedroom.
73. The Girl with the name that is way better than Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batm - March 25, 2009 8:10 AM
reali what are u doing only a yank who do something so fuking fuked up! ur a disgrace to england.i suggest you should go swim over the pond!
74. Scarlett - May 2, 2009 10:41 PM
Omg. I would date him. He has Wolverine in his name.
75. Captain Marvel Stronger than Thor Hellboy The Thing Iron Man Silver Surfer And Spawn Combined - June 3, 2009 5:42 PM
Hey, Leave my mate alone
76. Vincent - August 8, 2009 8:35 PM
Some of you guys need to calm down. I think it's an awesome name, and wish I could change my name to something like that. Unfortunately, I'm too much of a wimp. I applaud Captain for his serious balls.
77. trustsupplier - October 25, 2009 3:46 AM
What you said is true.
78. ed hardy - November 9, 2009 1:47 AM
I would love to be there when you get arested for something and the old bill beat your pikey ass half to death before they finally realise that your telling the truth.