Nov 12 2008Best Buy Gift Card Doubles As Speaker, Target Gift Card Doubles As Digital Camera, Geekologie Writer Doubles As Your Father

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Reader, I am your father. And you can tell your mother I'm not paying her shit, she's been bleeding me dry for long enough. But I'll still send you a gift card for Christmas, you know, because I love you. And also, if you grow up to play a professional sport, I want you to remember your dear old dad. Anyway, Best Buy and Target are taking a different approach to gift cards this year. By making them both gift card AND present. That's right, the Best Buy card doubles as a speaker, complete with mini-headphone jack, and the Target one is actually a 1.3 megapixel, 8MB digital camera. You ever redeemed a giftcard with pictures of your genitals on it? No? Then you haven't lived. Unfortunately, you have to buy at least $50 cards to get the cool ones. So yeah, there goes my $5 surround sound system.

Hit the jump for a shot of the camera card.

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Gift cards that double as actual gifts [csmonitor]

Thanks to Bekky and Hunter, who better get me something good this year.

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first?

Everyone below me

@ 1 & 2

Just stop being morons

I'd rather not.


I go to Radioshack and Circuit City

Me no go Best Buy!

Ha yaaaah!

Chop you in da face, mane!

Daddy!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

For once though, it doesn't look at all like the movie Never Back Down. You can buy the movie Never Back Down at Best Buy though. The prices are great there too.

@3
Haaaaaa yaaaah!
Voltron chops you in the face!

Me like Best Buy not too much! Wow wow weewah!

Seriously? What about my wishes of a lightsaber doubles as a spatula? And a chewie mittens.
Come up with that and we'll talk. There's nothing more hi-tech than a kitchen utensil.

Me no go Taget! Red too much, me eyes see laser. everywhere!

If my pockets a rockin', it's not my boombox gift card....it's my hand and I have a hole in my pocket if you know what i mean. But yeah, I also have a boombox giftcard, and it is rockin' my...oh crap, where's my wallet?

@GW The best buy one comes in the $15 variety also.

Oh yeah,

PEW PEW PEW!

LSDiesel!!!

Do you have Bets Buys in Holland

Sharpie?
What about Croatia?

im down for these. down like a clown. im gonna tile my cubicle walls with gift card speakers. then have absolutely no way of connecting all of them to work. but will be pleased with what could have been.

wow. cool

@11, Here I am! And no, it's much too cold over here in holland(?) for Bets Buys. Or maybe you meant Burt's Bees. I love Burt's Bees. Especially all over my nipples.

FYI - Voltron - Circuit City just filed chapter 11, so you might have to go to these stores, in leu of your eye laser thingy.

and LSDiesel - I love Burt's Bees Too! The facial scrub jar makes a great to go stash for your weed... and or sheets of LSD!

I do enjoy these gift cards I wouldn't use them at all but I don't shop at target or best buy. Now if hustler hadone that was also a pocket vagaina then I would be into it.... litetaly

@12, I think you're onto something there. It may be possible with a combination of boosteroo amps, double stereo splitters and headphone extention cables. Lots of messy cables tho. After all these years I've finally revealed my geek side to the internets!

The one from best buy looks most interesting. If I crank the bass and shove it in my pants, I will have a groovy vibrator. Nice!

WHERE ARE LAZER GIFT CARDZ?! NO PEW PEW PEW HERE GAIZ.

But 18 has a great idea. Maybe. But that shit won't have any bass.

Bass will sound like a fart from a tight ass

That's pretty sweet. I think I'll probably get one.

I think I'll save my money and wait for the gift card that doubles as a vibrator.

Hey I think this is totally cool! Great idea!

Disposable speakers and digital cameras... sounds good. Thanks for crapping on me again, humans.

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