Nov 17 2008Asking Your iPhone: Am I Drunk Yet?
Drunk calculator applications already exist for the iPhone, but this one is more in depth. And freer. Because it's free. You can choose exactly what you've had to drink, and based on your weight, it determines how sloshed you are. Like right now it's telling me I shouldn't even be blogging. F*** it though. Seriously, it doesn't know shit. Bartender, another. If you do get too drunk, the application will even call you a cab or tell you to make out with the dude next to you who looks feminine enough to warrant a kiss. Then, puke on yourself, lose your shoes, and pass out in a ditch and get frostbite. I mean, it's the American way. Back me up Superficial Writer. Haha, yeah, I just told them about your weekend. So, did you get dude's number?
Last Call iPhone App Wants You To Get Drunk Responsibly [gizmodo]
Thanks to Josh, who drank 40 beers for breakfast and still had bourbon with lunch.
Reader Comments
1. Boing - November 17, 2008 3:57 PM
hahaha, these Iphone apps are so lame.
2. Thumperchica - November 17, 2008 4:02 PM
I fear men will use this for evil, calculating how many drinks they poured down their date's throats to see if she's sloshed enough to go home with them, and by home, I mean the backseat of that Caddy in the parking lot before the owner gets back...
3. Boing - November 17, 2008 4:03 PM
On the plus side, this user has had 6 drinks in 20 minutes, nicely done!
4. Jo Mama - November 17, 2008 4:07 PM
Thanks thumper thats a great idea!!!
5. Gizmoduck - November 17, 2008 4:08 PM
i can't fap to this
6. NES--still-the-best - November 17, 2008 4:10 PM
Lmao... At .36, this person isn't too far from f***ing dying.
.40% is roughly the BAL that's proven to be lethal for 50 percent of adults.
7. Daisy - November 17, 2008 4:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like the program Baja used to calculate how drunk Max was in that scene in the movie Never Back Down.
8. claire - November 17, 2008 4:13 PM
yeah, this is useful. If someone asked me to calculate how intoxicated I was while intoxicated, I would reply, "Calculate?"
9. GRAMMARNAZI - November 17, 2008 4:14 PM
Cell phones slowly fry your brain. Just say no......but not to soft drugs or anything like that.
10. bossinova - November 17, 2008 4:16 PM
How is this any different than one of those little paper charts they give you when you renew your license? If it doesn't have an actual breathalyzer on it, it's not really measuring shit.
Balls.
11. LSDiesel - November 17, 2008 4:26 PM
@9, agreed. Just say no to...Heroine. And Meth. Everything else goes.
My favorite part of this app is the bottom right corner where it says "Intoxicated?" Haha.
12. SouthSideHope - November 17, 2008 4:39 PM
Can you ever be too drunk to blog?
13. blp - November 17, 2008 4:53 PM
Can it calculate how drunk you have to be to find Daisy amusing? I'm guessing not enough booze in the world.
14. Barry O - November 17, 2008 6:56 PM
Yet another reminder that iPhone users need a girlfriend.
A girlfriend would let you know you're too drunk. And you wouldn't look like such a douche with one.
15. PLEEEZE! - November 17, 2008 8:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
Daisy's boobs are an obvious photoshop job. You can tell they are fake because the squishyness is all wrong.
But what if i am drinking on an empty stomach?...or a full one? Does it have a calculator for that? AND, what about jello shots? I bet everclear isn't even IN there! Now, what would be cool is if you blew into the thing (like that Occarina thing they do) and it took an ACTUAL reading...now that's cool!! Even cooler: if it blew you back!
and Daisy...never back down!
16. Spider - November 17, 2008 10:03 PM
Hahaha, oh shit, I'm stumbling and puking my brains out, but wait! The iphone says Im still good to drive... hmmmm good old iphone
17. rainbowcinderellageek - November 17, 2008 11:04 PM
The useless shit that iphone comes up with to keep their customers...
Wonderful...
18. Jo Mama - November 18, 2008 10:33 AM
Not gonna lie, I downloaded this little baby and its pretty bad ass. I got to .22 before I started drunk dialing ex girlfriends. .24 and it was night night time.
19. Thumperchica - November 19, 2008 9:19 AM
ONE BOURBON,
ONE SCOTCH,
ONE BEER!
20. Nick - March 21, 2009 6:36 PM
Check this out...a new iphone app which promotes Drunk Dialing...when will these guys stop...LoL!!!
Here is the iTunes link - http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=306011386&mt=8