Nov 18 2008Alien/Dragon Cars Gaining Popularity In Russia. Also, Remaining A Virgin, Vodka.

This is pretty incredible.

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Nah, thats not a dragon, that's an alien.

Highly disappointing since there are no dragons involved in this post. These are the aliens from the "Alien" movies.

To be more specific, it is the Queen alien since it has the large crest on the back of her head.

Nice work professor, maybe now its time to fashion yourself a killer haircut to match that most wicked PT cruiser. Man, to see that thing rolling up on you with a top speed of 57.2 mph is scary enough, but catch a glimpse of the man behind the wheel? forget it. I bet he needs some custom Raptor wipers to clear away all the panties from that badass windshield...am I right? And Daisy, how bout them shadows?

What are you talking about? Personally I loved Sigourney Weaver and Paris Hilton in the movie "Dragon Resurrection".

Yea, Daisy, how'bout them shadows.....we're all waiting.....

would be cool if the art was molded into the actual bodywork. this is just some sculptures tacked onto the car...pretty f***ing lame if you ask me.

I sometimes like the demon-y stuff, but this is just too much.

I think Daisy is taking a leek or something.

DAISY!!!

if you can hear this try making your way over to the computer.......if your in trouble just phone 911.

Lies. Some 19 year old russian kid just got tired of being asked if he was driving his Grandmother's P.T. Cruiser

Whats also weird is that one car says Audiobahn and the other says FUSION. Why would two audio brands have the same design?

What dumb f*** 'Pimps' out a PT Cruiser?!!?!
damn, he took a stupid looking car and made it ridiculously stupid looking...
dude needs to lay off that pipe

I agree with #9. Looks shitty

It's the new "thing"? Umm, it looks like there's only one of those weird modded cars (for good reason)

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This looks a lot like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja steals Max's car and has it pimped with Max's stolen money, right before getting him on wheel of fortune.

Thanx Daisy,

I feel so much more complete now.

@Daisy,

Never back down blows as a movie, worst than your awful blowjob (you need more practice, I am still not going to pay for that movie).

NBD has only a low 15% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which means 6 out of 7 movies are better than it.

NBD is truly bottom of the barrel, and is about the same as this virgin fail.

FAKE!!!!

Daisy's cooch is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell it's fake because the short and curlies are all wrong.

I agree...ALIEN! Besides, dinosaurs have only been called that for a few hundred years I believe. Before that, they were known as dragons hence all of the dragon folklore. TA DAAAAA! PEW PEW PEW!

This is just, ugh...what is wrong with people?

And I'm waiting for ink to come out of the bad photoshopped glasses with the scene from Never Back Down where a chick gives a blowjob to a microphone as a guy shits paint out of his ass checking his IPhone app. telling him that he's drunk from too many whiskey sours.

Yea; top that!

I think SmokingGirl is loosing it.

HEY!!!!,

Does enyone here know what time it is?

My watch stopped.

Really? A PT Cruiser? That's probably the sickest car that you could ever want to pimp out. I mean, its got those old hot rod features, with all the conveniences of a modern family car!

why do all people who claim pics are fake only talk about the sahdows. is it because they dont know what they are talking about?
prob the same people who think the moon landings are fake cos they dont get the shadows on the pics.

anyway, this car is shit, the mods are gay and the designer/maker is a gimp.

and clearly it is an alien and not a dragon.

So...is it just me...or is that perhaps a hooka that gentleman seems to be kneeling next to?

Mmm.

Idea fuel.

How dare you insinuate that I'm loose, GrammarNazi.

And 26, the moon landing is a farce. The flag "flutters" in the wind...that's all I need to say.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This looks a lot like the car that Max rented to impress Baja in an attempt to lure her away from the Wheel of fortune chat room, and to go out on a picnic with her and eat bacon flavored ice cream off her chest.

No comment.

Maybe somebody said it before:I´m an idiot!!!!!!

SmokingGirl,

I didn't say you are "loose", though this may, in fact, be your finest quality. I said that you were "loosing it", as in loosing your mind. I wouldn't call you "loose", that's just mean.

I'm curious, are you a girl who smokes, a girl who has realized that you are on fire, or a 46 year old overweight bald guy?

Does this mean the have dragon races instead of drag races?

Emmett "Doc" Brown still holds the "weird bald guy who pwns others at pimping out cars" title over this douche.

getting me ROCK hard

hookah guy has got a sweet due. also, i like bewbs.

GRAMMARNAZI is obviously not SPELLINGNAZI.

@ GRAMMARNAZI..."loosing it" is spelled "losing it", so I guess you did call SmokingGirl "loose"

PT Losers suck ass, that design is pretty sick though...in the end, you can't polish a turd...fail.

Clearly GRAMMARNAZI has no concept of the correct usage of your and you're.

Clearly GRAMMARNAZI has just polished off fifth bottle of beer....HHHHUGHHHGHH !!!! 'SCUSE ME !

HEY!!!!,

Are we going to looke at this f***ing fugly car all night or whaat?

What's goin' on here? I feel like I'm waiting in line for a movie or sumthin'.
Someone should phone the Geekologie dude and let him know that we're all waiting; tell him that there there is an endless stream of visual crap to criticise; tell him time is money., ....HOld On...Pizza guy is here....shit he's not late!!!!

@ 39. Clearly you have the incorrect concept of "your" and "you're", because in every case I've proofread on this posting, GRAMMARNAZI has used "your" correctly.

"Reason = Fail"

@42

ThANx "SPELLINGNAZI " perhaps we're related (similar last name). But don't be hard on "REASON" because he has his reasons. Also,I think my keyboard is drunk too.

np GN...my gf's keyboard has a Frito stuck under her "M" and "8" keys...don't ask me how, but I know they are sneaky bastards, so beer isn't out of the question... See you at the family reunion, say hi to CONJUNCTIONNAZI, HOMONYMNAZI, PUNCTUATIONNAZI, and capitalizationnazi (oops) for me...

>>43
>>44

same person thx!

@45

"NO" ....nice idea INTERWEBNAZI, but no. I'm not in the habit of carrying on conversations with myself over the internet. Nice guy though, but no.

Hey, is it just me or are there all-of-a-sudden lots of Nazis on this sight. Hope I haven't started a trend. My mother would kill me..I'm Jewish.

Okay so... tell me more about these worn-panty vending machines.

lol @ "same person"

And yes, good point NastyBedazzler, anyone know where those worn-panty vending machines are? I actually live in Japan and have never seen one of those. Beer- yes, cigs- yes, tiny, disposable cars- yes, worn panties- no. (okay, I'm lying about the cars, but they do have a lot of weird crap here...) I wouldn't doubt they sell panties in vending machings, but used? Um, okay, still doesn't shock me...

Sooner or later, GrammarNazi, you'll understand my dry sense of humor and sarcasm.

But tell me...am I losing it or loosing it? Oh, nevermind, SpellingNazi answered that for you.

So, what, he only does this one design? A queen alien which they call a dragon (btw, me being a smartass: in Alien 3 one of the freaked out prisoners actually called the Alien a dragon)? And why then, pray tell, if that whole town of whathisdick in Russia is obsessed with these dragon cars, do I see only two variants (ok, with a third one as work in progress)? And all of them on a silly PT Cruiser? Come on freaky-hairdo-guy! Stop smoking asbestos fumes and give me a Godzilla Beetle!

SMoking girl>GrammarNazy. Nice PWNAGE by the way, i totally got the "loose" joke................... Cookie please?

You have to admit this is pretty creative and done really well!

I imagine if you got hit by the grill of that car you would cease to live even if the car did not then mow you down and run you over.

#33 ("Dragon" races. Tee hee!)

It's a f'ing PT Cruiser, I suppose the only way to make it look less ugly is to make it look like an alien or a dragon.

HOLY SHIT smoking Girl's back, where have you been?

@28

your a moron. the reason the flag moves on the film of the moon landings is because there is no atmosphere, thus no wind resistance. So when the force the astronaut uses to put the flag pole into the ground causes the flag itself to move, there is nothing to stop it moving aside the resistance of the flag against the flag pole. if you watch it it does stop it just stops a bit longer. i`ve seen experiments that prove that. its the same with every other shit unfound reason for it being a fake.

Ahhhh yes,

In the end never doubt the the words of of experience from a neighborly friendlystoner.

someone pay attention to me

@56

Hmm...Someone watches Mythbusters...

And GN. He's very correct.

that finished version is really sweet, though!

I got a vibrator looks like that.

i think i love you becauseof how

To be more specific, it is the Queen alien since it has the large crest on the back of her head.