Nov 10 2008A Darth Vader Toaster: Dark Side That Bread
This $55 Star Wars toaster burns a perfect Vader face into each and ever slice of delicious multi-grain bread (not included) and is available for pre-order even as I type (ships in January).
If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.
A Darth Vader face in your toast is cool and all, but I can think of plenty of other things I'd rather have burnt into my toast. Namely butter and jam. ZOMG I'm gonna be rich!
Thanks to Romeo, who can burn whatever he wants onto his toast because he has laser eyes.
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Reader Comments
1. Thumperchica - November 10, 2008 1:28 PM
TOAST!
2. boredom - November 10, 2008 1:50 PM
TOAST PORN!
3. I'm a Computer - November 10, 2008 1:51 PM
me no likey.
4. LSDiesel - November 10, 2008 1:53 PM
Settings: Light or Dark Side.
5. Douche McAllister - November 10, 2008 2:01 PM
For $55 I better get a hand job with my toast. To sum it up in one word, FAIL!
6. Daisy - November 10, 2008 2:03 PM
FAKE!!!!
Thats an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, because the shadows are all wrong.
Its kinda like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max f***ed Baja at the fair while dressed as Darth Vader, and she didn't realize it was him till they were done.
7. Davo - November 10, 2008 2:07 PM
I love Star Wars!
PEW PEW PEW!
And.....I am your father.
8. sara - November 10, 2008 2:09 PM
Is that bread even toasted in the negative parts? And couldn't the vader be a golden brown so the toast didn't taste like ass? Questions like these make me more likely to purchase he original toaster of design: hello kitty.
9. CK TheJunction - November 10, 2008 2:09 PM
This toaster is a must-have! ;)
10. Moose Knuckle - November 10, 2008 2:11 PM
Where's the toaster that makes the toast look like Padme's panties, I'd eat that.
Yummy pewpew
11. The Interbutts - November 10, 2008 2:13 PM
TOASTY
12. South Coast Sean - November 10, 2008 2:17 PM
Another piece of useless Star Wars tat - I wonder what the carbon footprint of all the SW merchandise must be over the years - that's where all the bloody oil reserves have gone!
13. Futuju - November 10, 2008 2:52 PM
looks like he has a big nose
14. the illest - November 10, 2008 2:54 PM
that would be cool.
if i wanted my toast half done.
however it does put me one step closer to my ultimate goal.
cream(cheese)ing on vader's face.
:)
15. Mike - November 10, 2008 3:51 PM
That's great and all, but does it have to BURN the toast? I mean isn't that cancerous or some shit? I hope there's a lightly toast option for my jedi enjoyment.
16. obi wan - November 10, 2008 10:13 PM
it burns a picture of Drth Vader on the dark side, and lightly toasts a picture of anakin on the other.
17. Thats Not Vader! - November 10, 2008 10:57 PM
Whoever the concept artist was for this toast should take one with him in the bath!
Since when was Darth Vader a buck toothed vampire?
FAIL!
18. Each N Every - November 11, 2008 2:57 AM
each and ever slice of ... shit you can shove into his hole.
Y R U doing this 2 US
19. booklover - November 14, 2008 1:20 AM
really kewl!!! i will buy this one!
20. DARTH VADER - November 14, 2008 1:24 AM
may the force be with you
21. GabeMac - November 18, 2008 6:06 AM
I think this is excellent. Thanks for posting it. I used this item on my show on Mobuzz.tv. Here is the link to the show:
http://dailybuzz.mobuzz.tv/shows/star_wars_great_race_is_toast
Cheers! Geekologie rocks!
22. marrilliondillion - December 26, 2008 6:05 AM
unbef***inglievable. now the evil computers that secretly run the world want us all to eat their shitty toast.