Nov 3 2008$110,000 Solid Aluminum Speakers
Got $110,000 burning a hole in your golden pants pocket? How about sharing the wealth with your favorite blogger? Damnit, no, not The Superficial Writer. That guy's a dick. No, not Iwatchstuff either. I was talking about yours truly, folks. Way to kick a guy in the freaking head while he's bent over to tie his shoe. Now I don't even want your money. Just kidding, I totally do. All of it. Stick 'em up! Jewelry too. Anyway the KEF Muon speakers are each milled from a solid piece of aluminum and take a week to make. And allegedly they sell for $110,000. Which is $1,000 times ninety-something. For speakers. But if you're seriously interested, call me, I'm an authorized dealer -- of kicking your rich ass!
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Thanks to Momboelitist, who wouldn't pay a dime over $69,950 for those mothers.
Reader Comments
1. Davo - November 3, 2008 5:06 PM
first again?
2. iota1 - November 3, 2008 5:07 PM
NEAR THE TOP
3. LSDiesel - November 3, 2008 5:11 PM
I had better start saving.
4. C-Basstian - November 3, 2008 5:17 PM
and other than the fact of what they are made of there is nothing special about them... how about i just chrome some regular speakers and say that i spent the money on these peices of shit...
5. DrNecropolis - November 3, 2008 5:18 PM
Bah, come tell me when I can Uranium or plutonium speakers, those would totally be a blast! (see what I did there? Anybody? *hangs head in shame*)
6. Daisy - November 3, 2008 5:24 PM
F*** ME THEY LOOK WELL REAL.
7. Gizmoduck - November 3, 2008 5:31 PM
i see
8. Daisy - November 3, 2008 5:43 PM
Fake!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
They look a little like the bumpers on Max's pickup truck int he movie Never Back Down.
9. C-Basstian - November 3, 2008 5:47 PM
i will get these speakers to whoever offs daisy... (speakers may or may not be actually provided)
10. Atrides - November 3, 2008 5:59 PM
Its been a while since we've had obscenely-priced everyday items here on Geekologie. Way to kick it old-school, G.W.
11. SVTong - November 3, 2008 6:07 PM
Only the prototypes were milled from billet aluminum - the production ones use the original CNC-milled blocks as a mold. They call it "super-formed aluminum", where they heat sheets of aluminum and vacuum-form it around the mold.
12. Daisy - November 3, 2008 6:10 PM
WTF IS WITH THIS TROLLING MAN, WTF.
13. mamadough - November 3, 2008 6:18 PM
i have a pair in my bathroom. i draw squiggly things on them in the mist after my showers. poor people suck.
14. Jazzman - November 3, 2008 6:59 PM
Wait... what!!!
15. Douchie Mc Bagman - November 3, 2008 11:06 PM
I think c-basstian is the superficial writer in disguise. c-bass is the fish, get it. Its so clever.
16. utopiah - November 4, 2008 4:18 AM
Hi, I am a respected seller with many surviving buyers, and sell 100 000-dollar-gold-turds for you rich people. because you're just not anyone.
Then you can show what came out of your ass to mommy and daddy. Just like the good old days.
17. Momboelitist - November 4, 2008 9:58 AM
I get to feeling all funny down there when i think about these speakers. I heard Tom Cruise has them in his bomb shelter.
Yes, Tom actually had a bomb shelter built last year for the coming invasion from the scientology hating aliens. Little does he know that the invasion will come from right here on earth in the form of the robot apocalypse.
18. finfan - November 4, 2008 4:58 PM
I bet they sound like a soda can getting crushed(If you were evil enough to step on these, that is)