WTF?: Man 'Dances' With Heavy Machinery

This is some guy dancing with a 5-ton digger, and it's every bit as mecherotic as you'd expect.

'Transports Exceptionnels' is an experiment piece created by French dance group Compagnie Beau Geste. Unlike traditional ballets, this piece doesn't doesn't follow a narrative. Instead, the viewer is encouraged to find their own meaning.

Own meaning? Like what? That twisted f*** is trying to court a ditch digger.

Man and machine duet [reuters]

Thanks to Craig, who once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

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