Oct 29 2008Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Guy Trying To Sell Wife Online UPDATE: New Lower Price!
A Romanian man genius is trying to sell his 25-year old wife online. Why? Because that's the best goddamn idea I've ever heard, that's why.
Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around $8 million but has lowered his price to $6,000 for a quick sale. His ad on www.okazii.ro reads: "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner. Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."
Alex says he placed his ad on the site partly because he had got fed up of his wife nagging him all of the time and partly as a joke.
Partly as a joke my ass.
Romanian man puts wife up for sale [propeller]
Thanks to Pat, who I wish had sent this tip a year ago.
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Reader Comments
1. Amanda - October 29, 2008 2:56 PM
First!!!! And yes, I'd sell her too.... she's fugly.
2. dadoren - October 29, 2008 2:57 PM
Great Idea
first or even 2nd maybe 3rd
3. OJ's Mom - October 29, 2008 3:02 PM
Geekologie Writer - you should have thought of that! You could have sold the old model and pocketed some cash-o-la!
4. Sharpie - October 29, 2008 3:03 PM
OMG FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
5. Sharpie - October 29, 2008 3:03 PM
OMG 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
6. Da Juicery - October 29, 2008 3:07 PM
Geekologie Writer, you would never have been able to sell your old model online. You prolly would have had to pay to have IT hauled away. CRAZY BITCHES SUCK. I'm out
7. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 3:18 PM
ill give him three cents and a button i found... and if i own her can i do what ever i want to her??? i want to remove her eyes and watch her walk into things...
8. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 3:22 PM
maybe make for a nice skull f*** too... but that might be too much...
9. Boost - October 29, 2008 3:28 PM
Yes Daisy, Never Back Down.
Shut your face.
10. mamadough - October 29, 2008 3:30 PM
something about those eyes freak me out. i bet she burns patches into her hair with her curling iron.
11. Zoid - October 29, 2008 3:30 PM
FOR SALE: $1,159.99 (Vintage)
1912 model, partly refurbished, new rear and front bumpers.
12. Daisy - October 29, 2008 3:33 PM
Fake!!!
Thats an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because of her hideously deformed face and the incorrect shadows.
It looks like a kid dressed up for halloween as Baja from the movie Never Back Down.
13. dadoren - October 29, 2008 3:39 PM
If i bought her i'd have rules:
1# no smiling or opening her fugly EYez
2# don't touch me I don't want the clap
3# If your eyes are open try to look at one person at a time you cross eyed bitch!!
4# One use only then dispose of her in dumpster and /or side of rode
14. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 3:41 PM
@13 rode really? you f***ing fail at life...
15. Davo - October 29, 2008 3:42 PM
I bet she has a nice personality
16. dadoren - October 29, 2008 3:44 PM
blarg i was in such a rush i spelled road wrong!!!!!
17. Meaty Urologist - October 29, 2008 4:52 PM
"Spacious boot"
HA!!!
18. WeNDoR - October 29, 2008 5:20 PM
FCK YEAH ! I'm from Romania ! and i sure can tell you she's ugly :| we got tons of better ones here :))
19. Scarchunk - October 29, 2008 5:43 PM
No way she's a 1983 model. Someone's rolled back the odometer.
20. smon - October 29, 2008 6:09 PM
heh, buying a woman in installments. Awesome idea. Can we still do the uk halves and thirds rule ? (buy it keep it for a bit and jib it in once you've paid a third and are bored of it). (http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=437346)
21. NastyBedazzler - October 29, 2008 8:47 PM
All these Daisy comments actually make me want to buy the movie Never Back Down and watch it for all these scenes I'm missing out on.
That chick is ugly but I'd still do her because she's kind of famous.
22. Elmo - October 30, 2008 12:01 AM
so, where can you buy this guys balls in a jar?
23. The Night Hawk - October 30, 2008 12:51 AM
Um.. 20dollars! And that's my final offer!
24. The Night Hawk - October 30, 2008 12:54 AM
I've always wanted my own personal slave, I'll make her a mask to cover up that face, we wouldn't want it to over shadow her potentially beautiful personality, not that it will matter because I will make her live in the basement and run on a giant hamster wheel to power my electronics!!!
25. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 1:53 AM
C-Basstian, you're my favorite, and I totally agree about being able to do whatever we want with the women. I have some sexual fantasies involving hamsters, rubbing alcohol, and scissors that none of my ex's liked very much.
And by ex, I mean dead.
26. Mort - October 30, 2008 3:29 AM
Fake!!!!
Actualy
This is an obvious Paintshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
27. Ginormagantuan - October 30, 2008 5:44 AM
hahahahaha! DAYUMMMM!!!!!! yeah what is up with them 1983 model wifes? shit i got one of them too! and it's alrealy looking like i might have to go with a trade in! lolz! mah my wife is cool, she does my laundry and shit....... and cooks, shit like that. lets me play video games and shuts the hell up when it's DAMN FOOTBALL SEASON DAMMITT!!!!!!!! lolhmm nah my vwife rocks!
28. The_Don - October 30, 2008 8:39 AM
Aw, come on guys! She's got a pretty, decent, innocent face. Now I'd like to see the face of that rapscalian husband of hers. I'm sure it is way worse. Who'd have ever married him if it weren't for her? Probably no one. Maybe she should get rid of HIM.
29. Thumperchica - October 30, 2008 10:06 AM
This is still just sad...
30. Lynz - October 30, 2008 10:33 AM
Okay men. Solution to make your wife stop nagging at you: do something to make her nag even more.
31. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 11:58 AM
@30, Solution to make your wife stop nagging at you: Blindfold her, take her out back, and beat her over the head with a tabel made out of silverware.
32. Gebus - October 30, 2008 1:03 PM
You guys are full of shit. You know you'd do her.
I'd do her. She looks like that actress Zoe something.
33. Gail - October 30, 2008 1:27 PM
I like the mention of the "3 year old and 5 yer old accessories." The guy is obviously a GREAT DAD and well as being a great humanitarian in general.
34. Que - October 30, 2008 2:08 PM
Assuming the children are his, he impregnated her at the age of 15. Nice.
35. RMSBl0gg3r - October 30, 2008 2:40 PM
That Is sooooooooo fake!!!!!!!!!
36. JohnnyIrish - October 31, 2008 4:01 PM
As with car shopping.. I need a test ride first before I make any concrete decisions.
I'm a careful consumer.
37. Peach - January 4, 2009 5:54 PM
She is not ugly you all are trippin and are some haters. Her husband was real messed up for this and she is a beautiful mom. yall just mad cuz yall dont have wives.
38. dude - January 11, 2009 4:43 PM
i agree with johnny
my main question is does she have a built in translator?
39. dude - January 11, 2009 4:43 PM
i agree with johnny
my main question is does she have a built in translator?