Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Guy Trying To Sell Wife Online UPDATE: New Lower Price!
A Romanian man genius is trying to sell his 25-year old wife online. Why? Because that's the best goddamn idea I've ever heard, that's why.
Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around $8 million but has lowered his price to $6,000 for a quick sale. His ad on www.okazii.ro reads: "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner. Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."
Alex says he placed his ad on the site partly because he had got fed up of his wife nagging him all of the time and partly as a joke.
Partly as a joke my ass.
Romanian man puts wife up for sale [propeller]
Thanks to Pat, who I wish had sent this tip a year ago.
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