Oct 29 2008Where Are All The Forks?: A Utensil Table
Welding a bunch of flatware together to make a table, brilliant. As you can see, it's got all the standard utensils like forks and butter knives. Oh shit, and the other ones that have the little bowl at the end. Those.
This limited edition table/sculpture by Objection Design, entitled Precious Famine, is a found object piece made entirely of Cristofle silverware.
Precious Famine -- what a clever name for a flatware table! Actually, I don't get it. But honestly, I don't get a lot of things. Like laid, or paid for writing this.
Objection Design : Precious Famine [myninjaplease]
Thanks to ray, whose spork table was actually the inspiration for this piece. F***ing hacks!
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Reader Comments
1. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 6:34 PM
Forks eh? be better with sporks...#1
2. I Never Backed Down - October 29, 2008 6:35 PM
Forks from Never Back Down
Pew Pew!!
3. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 6:37 PM
now that i think of it how would i put my elbows on the table with out stabing them...
4. Hunter - October 29, 2008 6:56 PM
Sure, why not?
5. Gizmoduck - October 29, 2008 6:56 PM
PEW PEW PEW
6. Gizmoduck - October 29, 2008 7:01 PM
does it come with a wife?
7. Beastman AIDS - October 29, 2008 7:02 PM
whatamess.
8. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 7:03 PM
@6 no but you can get that from some russian dude
9. LSDiesel - October 29, 2008 7:05 PM
Verry such COOL *case mod*. It es jest like a help hart icone from zeldo game. HOW MUCH es thes?? AND were can I BUY?? I was serching en GOGGLE for thes but notheng!!! I will BUY thes from you. Es the BEST *case mod*!!! You see allll thes DETALE they puts for this foods *case mod*. HOW MUCH??
10. C-Basstian - October 29, 2008 7:12 PM
@9 will the real lsdiesel please stand up? holy shit did i really just say something as f***in stupid as that... man... i think we should hire one more equally as good gw so we can have twice the aritcles per day... this truely is the only thing that gets me through the day at this boring as government job...
11. Daisy - October 29, 2008 7:18 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. The picture looks all screwed up, the background was chosen so as to obscure the messed up shadows. A table made of forks is ompractical anyhow. If you spill a drink on it, it will drip through the forks for days. You'll have to hose it down to get the goo out.
This looks like Max's anxiety dream from the movie Never Back Down, from after the day Baja poked him in the ass with a fork.
12. L - October 29, 2008 7:33 PM
there is no spoon!
13. I Never Backed Down - October 29, 2008 7:38 PM
I would like to fork Daisy's fake boobs.
14. hobocop - October 29, 2008 7:47 PM
Sure would be a bitch to have to move.
15. Kyle - October 29, 2008 7:55 PM
Looks like having sex on this table would be traumatic. But hey, some people are into that kind of thing...
16. GEOFF LEPPARD - October 29, 2008 8:08 PM
Your mum is a table made of cutlery.
17. Alexa - October 29, 2008 8:36 PM
Where's all the halloween-themed posts?
Check these out! Mmm video game cookies! haha :D
http://www.artofshen.com/blog/?p=74
18. orb205 - October 29, 2008 11:28 PM
I like that he conveniently "found" enough Cristofle silverware to make this thing out of.
19. retard imposter - October 30, 2008 12:06 AM
I once made a table like this, except it was made of toe nails.
I liked the way it smelled
20. Toolkit - October 30, 2008 12:44 AM
Why not make tables and chairs
with f***ing cakes and biscuits instead?
You could sit on it and start eating at the same time.
You could even fool people that you live by
eating pieces of your great tasty arse.
Which grows itself every time you get up.
21. The Night Hawk - October 30, 2008 12:55 AM
It would be way cooler if it was made out of Sporks! I love sporks! Like Titanium Sporks...Sporks FTW
22. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 1:35 AM
GODDAMNIT KIDS!!! I SAID NOOOOO EATING ON THE TABLE!!! THAT'S DADDYS ARTWORK!!!
...I'm the real LSDiesel and I approve this message.
23. Mort - October 30, 2008 3:44 AM
Fake!!!!
Actualy
This is an obvious Paintshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.if you could see them
24. GEOFF LEPPARD - October 30, 2008 4:11 AM
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25. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 6:33 AM
Oooh yeah baby. LSDiesel back in the hiesel. Are you guys ready for some hot f***in' comment action from yours truly? Because I am. So um, I hope you are too. 'Cause my joints are sickie WOO.
26. Douchie Mc Bagman - October 30, 2008 7:03 AM
Only a forking ice hole would make furniture like this.
27. Adra - October 30, 2008 8:17 AM
Its like Uri Geller had a perpose.
Gx
28. NVG - October 30, 2008 8:18 AM
Uri Geller would buy this.
On second thought, he would probably just make one himself.
29. Benjamin Tudino - October 30, 2008 8:41 AM
Uri Geller has one, but he has to stick a book of matches under one leg to keep it from rocking.
30. The_Don - October 30, 2008 8:50 AM
It's as rotten as GW taste has become nowadays.
31. Thumperchica - October 30, 2008 9:56 AM
@ Kyle - that's what I was thinking...
@26 - LOL
@ stabby table -FAIL
32. Uhhh - October 30, 2008 10:30 AM
Wooow esta re bueno ojala tuviera plata jaja xD
Tv Spoilers Center
33. Gizmoduck - October 30, 2008 11:05 AM
WAT
34. OctoGooch - October 30, 2008 12:01 PM
¿wat
35. RIMTUCK - October 30, 2008 12:05 PM
i wanna slide on that table.... nakud
36. JRod - October 30, 2008 12:11 PM
dis will go perfect w/ my FORK-U Chair
http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2008/10/30/creative-chairs-by-osian-batyka-williams/
37. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 12:16 PM
@35, it's the preferred method of self-castration
38. gypsy - October 30, 2008 4:27 PM
i would catch my leg on that as i walk past. . .ouch!
39. Toolkit - October 31, 2008 3:37 AM
The Truth, the hole f***ing truth and nothing but the truth.
The whole job was done on some 3 d software and the spon and foks are just a f***ing plain texture.
Because you can't weld stainless steel like that without a trace.
And doing it graphically is a few eon times easier than doing the real thing.
It's like the way all these above ~ 30 (some jerks keep reposting) and odd jerks can wank off online than go an f*** the real babes out there.
What say ~ jerks?
~ means approximate