Oct 27 2008Waves Of The Future: Internet, Buckypaper

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Call me crazy, but I think this whole internet thing is really gonna take off one day. And, quite possibly, Buckypaper. It may just look like a turd wafer, but it's actually a paper-thin series of (carbon nano)tubes.

Buckypaper is 10 times lighter but potentially 500 times stronger than steel when sheets of it are stacked and pressed together to form a composite. Unlike conventional composite materials, though, it conducts electricity like copper or silicon and disperses heat like steel or brass.

Buckypaper is made from tube-shaped carbon molecules 50,000 times thinner than a human hair. Due to its unique properties, it is envisioned as a wondrous new material for light, energy-efficient aircraft and automobiles, more powerful computers, improved TV screens and many other products.

Well damn, I bet ol' Buckminster is on cloud nine right now. Literally -- he died in 1983. But seriously, what good is black paper if you don't have a white pencil?

Future planes, cars may be made of 'buckypaper'
[usatoday]

Thanks to The_Don, who invented Buckypaper, rock, scissors, and never loses.

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Reader Comments

First... wow this seems awesome.. maybe apple can use it to make lighter computers!!!

Fake!!

You can tell cuz the shadows are all wrong and im a whore

Your turds are black? You might wanna have that looked at.

Fake!

You can tell because the shadows are all wrong and im a whore

this is obviously a duce i just pushed out

@2 That may be, but at least you're a whore who never backs down.

buckypaper? isnt that what you roll joints with? no? didnt think so.

Buckypaper. Can't wait to wipe my ass with something as light as paper and and as hard as steel. No more klingons for me!

Fake! I'm a dirty ass whore.

where does the bucky part come in? i drank too much chocolate milk and now my tummy hurts :(

if daisy's a whore i want a piece of that!

If you need something harder than steel and 300x larger than buckypaper, all you need is my penis.

Would they have named this buckypaper if Bucky hadn't been revived and become Captain America? Let's face it, until recently Bucky was hella lame.

@8 LSDfag
You don't need one because your ass-hole is so big shit just fall right through it. Seriously, dude. How many butt-f***s did you have in your life?

He he. In your face guys. I found this news and the Geekologie writers posted it and now I feel like a millionaire. Maybe I'll just throw a party tonight. Sharpie, LSDiesel, Thumperchica, you all are invited. Don't forget to bring your own booze so I can have fun.

Daisy, of course you are coming too. Would it BE a party without you? Sure we'll all watch Never Back Down after the party and fill in some wrong shadows with buckypaper. The popcorn's provided.
*starts to make prepartions for a GROOVY NIGHT*

Fake!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

It kinda looks like the black paper from the movie Never Back Down, used in the scene where Max dreamed about Baja licking his nanotube and ended up inventing a strong glue.

@14 - you invite for a NBD party and make it BYOB? WTF is that? And I'll only go to a party Sharpie is going to if it's on 12/21/12...

Thumperchica dear, I told you English is my second language and first love. So I don't understand all your abbreviations which I have to look up. What does NBD and BYOP mean?

P.S: I got the WTF part though. That was easy.
And I thought only I had a boring lame job sitting infornt of PC screen all day.

If I don't invite Sharpie, who'll do the rap thing?

NBD = NEVER BACK DOWN
BYOB = BRING YOUR OWN BEER/BOOZE

so turd pennies are the new currency under our new pres.?

That was so obvious. Like the sun at night

Buckypaper and Rizla are a man's best friends. And yes, Gillette too.

Super light turd pennies

God damn do you people need real friends.

@24, Most likely, but I assume you're just jealous that you didn't get invited to donnie boy's party.

right then. pay for things with turd pennies and shit sticks for the new America!

This is a fake. Its from Never Back Down. Please edit this or the copyright owners will be notarized.

i wish just for one post that Daisy would actualy say something constructive for once. just the once mind. i don't think i could cope without her mundayen comments about photoshop and NBD

I've been wiping my ass with that stuff for like 25 yrs and now I have Hemroids. So who is the dumn one now you or my the guy who wipes his ass with Buckypaper!!

It kinda looks like the black paper from the movie Never Back Down, used in the scene where Max dreamed about Baja licking his nanotube and ended up inventing a strong glue.

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