Oct 8 2008Wait, What?: A Monkey Waiter

.lol I WANT ONE!!! YOU MONKEY....clean the damn dishes. *raises pimp hand*

Register that monkey to vote... Democrat if I've ever seen one

that's scary

Yeah "cool".....just like dancing bears with pierced noses and cockfighting cocks......sad.

Karl Pilkington was right!

Thats right jesus keep your pimp hand strong. Front hand for disaplin back hand for respect.

OMFG GW that is a hairy little Armenian boy, not a monkey! OMG I am so offended! This is the most bootleg Never Back Down II trailer I have ever seen. OMFG I'm gonna go do drugs.

FYI, theres actually 2 monkeys that work at there..

One delivers bottles of drink, usually wine....
The other hands out napkins.

The best bit is the tipping is cheap...they simply adore cooked soy beans.

Apparently they are training them to do more and training some other monkeys...no doubt to wash dishes and clean toilets. Im sure you know what authentic asian food can do to ones toilet bowl after a hearty (literally) feast!!!

If it can drive me home when I've had too many, I'm buying one.

@2

really? adding some racist crap to the post. Thanks for your contribution, maybe you could not add anything else, ever. See if you can take Daisy with you.

That monkey is also a karate monkey! He breaks boards, I seen him! I think his name is Yachan. Mild mannered waiter by day, extremeboard breaking action hero by night!

Oh and also: HOW DID I END UP ON YOUTUBE??

@ 11

Nice to see the impostor is back. Just wake up and crawl out from under your stepfather?

I dont get your joke?

There is nothing to "get'. You are just a stupid imposter.
I love cock though!

I'm twice the imposterer that you are, good sir! Good day.

You think this is funny don't you?
I SUCK YOU BOLLOCKS ALRIGHT?
so shush

This is in japan or a japanese speaking community. you can tell by the language.

That monkey is so cool! I would buy that monkey cash without even being under LSD! How about that eh?
I am funny and I am rich (apparently!)
WOOWOO

I am a cocklover

I love the way he looks after the fridge full of coke too. Is this place members only do you think? I love a simian crack den... a coupler timesa year : )

was that Amy Winehouse in the background? being thrown out, LOL

Yeah I tell that kind of stuff to girls... THEY LOVE IT

That's cool. If anyone was wondering, that's japanese they're speaking.

OMFG so lots of people pritending they are me!! So pissing me offs a lottt! HEY You are such biggest assjerk So F***! >:(

also, I love cock.

Me and benjamin are lovers...
oh snap I just realized that I was christian radicalist!

Seriously. Trolls, we has them.

That's f***ing adorable.

Also, I am a cock connoisseur. Or a cockoisseur, if you will. Will you? Because I sure as hell will.

I wanted also to clarify or those whom do not understand the meaning of my name. I added "zor" to comment as you can see. I added "zor" because in latin it means "I love the penis so much that I WILL SUE"

Thank you

Oh and how do you say "cock" in japenese?

Anyone?

josh or benjamin?

I think the imposter(s) are very rude!

P.S. Cock in japenese - roughly translated : Meisgay

Pff, that is not how you say cock!
Meisgay is like saying that you are gay...

PEWPEWPEW

I want one of those monkeys! (in my mouth)

did you guys get my joke? : p

I'm naughty iike that...

LSDiesel... why are you promoting drug uses...
I LOVE DRUGS OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH F*** I LOVE THEM I LOOOOVE DRUGS I FEEL SO GOOD OMG YEEEES EATING MY OWN FACEEEE WOOOOWOOO LOOOVE DRUGS YEAAAAH I LOOOOVE DRUUUGS I LOOOOVE TOUCHING MY HAAIR HMMHMMMMMM MY JAAAW OHH NOOOO ITS CLENCHED SHIIIIT BUT OOOMGGG IT FEEEELS SOOOO GOOOOD

the words of a MDMA drugy (not me)

PS yeah its me

Huh... what are drugs?

Oh no josh... you do not need drugs.

What you need is POPPERS

POPPERS Dilates your anus I hear..

That is vital information for you guys eh : p

This website has become a disgrace to the geek community.
You can look no further than my "name" to see that I am part and leader of this geek community, and I will not accept any kind of Identity theft to take place on this website. I will hack you down imposter, I already have your I.P.

P.S. to the imposter: (I am coming to get you! you silly boy! prepare the POPPERS!!!!!11!)

P.S.S. I just learned about poppers

wow.

p.s. i love cock?

Jack in the Box jalapeno Poppers also dilates your anus. But theyre so f***ing delicious.

Thank you Konkey Dong, I will try both.

P.S. By "Dong" do you mean penis? If yes add me please
Chaotic776-the-rapist@hotmail.com

Alright everyone, it's been fun, but I'm out. Used to enjoy posting here, but this is just disgusting right now.

GW: get us logins. Please.

Haha, no "Dong" does not mean penis thankyouvermuch

but I will still add you : p

P.S. I got a problem with my webcam, it will only show in black and white -- will that be a problem for you?

@ Chaotic776

I hope you are serious. Someone needs to take action against the impostor clown.
I am the real ahha. not that anyone can believe that one way or another but I feel I must say it.

I'M JUST KIDDING!!
I fooled you eh?

No but really, I am leaving -- and those will be my last words:

I LOVE C-O-C-K SO MUCH IT IS U-N-B-E-A-R-A-B-L-E

GW: I will give you a hand to set up the logins.

And maybe after I could just simply give you a hand. I you catch my drift.

yay 42nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Chaotic776

I just realized that you were not serious.

and that you were a complete utter doofus.

(Again, I am the real ahah)

haha I just misspelled my name wrong!

and again just above!

I mean I am the REAL AHHA

WOO finally I got my name right.

P.S. lol I'll have to tell you how I came up with that name later ; )

I am with you ahha, but you have to say that it is quite funny although it should stop right now.

And ahha, you have SUCH AN ORDINARY NAME PLEASE BE MORE CREATIVE

What you do not know, is that I am trying to drive people out of this website.

P.S. Yes, work for Engadget

@47

you are just a big stupid http://www.vintagephotos.com/Image%20507%20Funny%20face%20Man.jpg

@47

I meant you are a
http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/funny-face.jpg

I say we do the same to Engadget!!!

LETS RAID THEM

P.S. I hear they have a lot of flamboyant popper-sniffing Geekonautes over at Engadget.

something that we are missing over here at Geekologie.

I'm living in Asia and I literally got bitten by a wild monkey less than a week ago. So this restaurant idea sounds like gold to me, obviously.

It is so cute that monkey eats edamame at the end! I LOVE him!!!

He is in fact a celebrity in Japan, he passed away couple years ago RIP. I don't remember his name but he was one of the smartest graduates from the chimp school he was at. He is capable of learning and understanding Japanese. There is another video of him making ramen from scratch after watching the chef make it once. Go to youtube and type in "Chimp Ramen" and it should be available.

Ok, did anyone actually see the original Planet of the Apes movies? This is how it started with monkey's learning to serve drinks to their human masters. Turn the clock forward and BANG all hail our monkey overloards. On the bright side, that means gun weilding Chuck Heston will be back to help detonate a massive bomb that will extinguish our world.... Or we will all be forced to be rescued in a horrible Mark Wahlberg remake.....

Fake!

That's a complete photoshop mockup of a scene from Never back down.

PS: You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

@barking bud

what are you an animal rights activist?

LSD

your comments are suuuuuuper gay, bro.

Maybe we could him to run for president, he follows instructions, brings dinner and unlike most politicians the crap slinging can be written off as a trait of the species. (plus he's cuter than John McCain)

aahh ha ha
turd darts....

I thought they stopped shooting monkeys into space in the 60's.

@51 - I figuratively got bitten by a monkey recently. It makes me less than enthusiastic about this place.

Does anyone else find this clip a little bit of exploitation on that monkey? It has a leash on it when it clearly should be in the wild or at least friendly captivity.

Apart from the fact that this was on the commercial news in Australia last night...
I just feel like GW isn't trying anymore... won't show my tips either

I'm getting sick of all the bullshit going on here too

Im not from PETA or anything, but doesnt anybody find it sad for the monkey. I mean its a MONKEY, its not supposed to bring you drinks. Yeah, he does look cute in that outfit, but still, do you see the look on face on 0:20. I know it sounds lame but f*** it

Thats right jesus keep your pimp hand strong. Front hand for disaplin back hand for respect.