Wait, What?: A Monkey Waiter

I don't have much more information on this except apparently there's some Asian restaurant with a monkey waiter that brings your food and drinks. If that's not freaking crazy, I don't know what is. Just look at his cute little -- BASTARD JUST THREW A TURD AT ME!

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Thanks to Bryan, who owns a restaurant with a dinosaur server that accused me of grabbing its ass. I did!

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