Oct 7 2008Virgin Galactic Refuses Money For Space Porn
Virgin Galactic recently refused $1 million from an undisclosed company to make a space porn aboard the SpaceShipTwo.
The cash was slapped on the table "up-front, for a sex-in-space movie", said the company's prez, Will Whitehorn, According to Space.com. He confirmed: "That was money we had to refuse, I'm afraid."According to Virgin, you only experience 5-minutes of weightlessness during the 2-hour flight to 62 miles high. Now I'm not saying that's not nearly long enough to make a good weightless space-porn, but you send me up there and I'll shoot two. Half of a third.
Virgin rejects $1m space sex offer [theregister]
Thanks to Pat, who's up to his eyeballs in alien vagina.
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Reader Comments
1. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 11:00 AM
It's ironic they want to make a porno on the "Virgin Galactic"
2. Ash - October 7, 2008 11:00 AM
Sold i"ll get it done in 2 minutes
3. Ash - October 7, 2008 11:01 AM
Who want's to join the 62 mile high club with me????? Anyone?
4. Thumperchica - October 7, 2008 11:07 AM
5 minutes in weightlessness would be worth it. 2 min... maybe worth it, depending on how good the 2 minutes is
5. Hatey McWrathenstein - October 7, 2008 11:20 AM
Don't you get immediately nauseous while weightless? So we'd just missed seeing the most awkward pr0n ever?
6. Yargl Jewmbie III - October 7, 2008 11:38 AM
finally we will see what floating spooge looks like, and have the ability to re-enact that docking scene from 2001 ala "she swallers in spayce"
the advent of space porno must have the BBW crowd sweating slightly more profusely than they currently are--finally all those creative positions are available again. This is truly the age of Kings when you can finally make reverse cowgirl work when involving a 600lb woman and a 95lb man *tears of joy*
7. Momboelitist - October 7, 2008 12:05 PM
@1, I'm surprised that anyone here was smart enough to know the definition of ironic.
CAW CAW CAW!!!
8. Daisy - October 7, 2008 12:22 PM
Fake!
That's a complete fake. It looks like it was made with photoshop or something. They were probably trying to re-enact theweightless sex scene from Never Back Down.
9. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 12:27 PM
@8, You know what else is weightless? Your dumb ass comments!
10. Miles - October 7, 2008 12:31 PM
We have one of those hanging in our airport. It's actually pretty small. You could barely fit my penis in it let alone another guy and cameraman and pilot... unless the pilot can multi-task...
11. Daisy - October 7, 2008 12:35 PM
@9 - I disagree. You had to wait over 80 minutes for my dumb ass comments. Yours on the other hand were immediate and waitless.
12. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 1:03 PM
@11, You should seriously see the doctor about having your lame sense of humor removed. It'll kill ya one day.
13. Daisy - October 7, 2008 1:19 PM
No way. Because poopiez in the pooplez. You son of a bitch.
14. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 1:37 PM
@12
Can't wait to masturbate in front of the cat later.
15. LSDiesel - October 7, 2008 4:15 PM
I am a son of a bitch. Because my mother is a bitch and I am her son. But she still knows how to make out like a 7th grader!
16. Gebus - October 7, 2008 5:04 PM
This "SpaceShip" claims to be a virgin, but you can clearly see the herpes sores around the head.
P.S Bravo 3
17. premature - October 7, 2008 7:33 PM
@2: 2 minutes? I'd be done in 30 seconds!
18. Hunter - October 7, 2008 7:48 PM
@Miles - you still scare me.
19. Dr_Freak - October 7, 2008 10:55 PM
i didn't believe it was possible but there you go... Daisy actually made a comment that DIDN'T have "photoshop" or "never back down" in it...
And here i was thinking - Poor girl, she must have the same retardation as Rain Man...
"Yup photoshop, definatly photoshop, look at the shadows, never back down, photoshop..." etc...
20. Dr_Freak - October 7, 2008 10:58 PM
oh yes, that's right... The article! i got so tied up in the social dynamic that i forgot to say...
Barbarella anyone?
21. mr quackums - October 8, 2008 4:06 AM
@7: #1 does not know the definition of irony, and apparently neither do you.
22. Hobbes - October 8, 2008 5:31 AM
It costs $200k a person to ride in the damn thing anyway, assuming they only have 3 people on the crew (2 'actors' and a camera man) that $1m only gives Virgin 2 seats extra for the cost of filming. Since I assume the other insanely wealthy customers wouldn't be very happy to have a porn filmed during their flight, Virgin would end up LOSING money on the deal. Not to mention the whole thing would lower the 'prestige' of flying on the Virgin Galactic, which would (again) lower Virgin's bottom line. The people who made the offer were idiots.
23. Thumperchica - October 8, 2008 4:17 PM
How the hell did this only get 22 comments?????????? WTF Is Wrong With You People????????????????!!!!?????!!!!!!????/////oneone
24. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 6:13 AM
It's ironic they want to make a porno on the "Virgin Galactic"
25. spaceface - October 6, 2009 9:49 PM
It's ironic they want to make a porno on the "Virgin Galactic"