Oct 2 2008UV Ray Bikini Helps Keep You Cancer Free

The SmartSwim UV Intensity Bikini ($99) has little purple beads right between the tits (and other, more boring places) to let you know how intense the UV rays are. Light purple good, dark purple, cancer. I suppose if you don't want to shell out 99 bones you could buy any bikini and add your own beads, but that would be cheating. And cheating, my friends, wins games.
SmartSwim UV Intensity Bikini warns against excessive exposure [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Thumperchica - October 2, 2008 5:19 PM
So the more dangerous the sun's rays, the cuter your suit gets!!!
2. Thumperchica - October 2, 2008 5:20 PM
Oh yeah - Reverse, Take 4, UNO BITCHES!
Yeah, I said it.
3. Dan - October 2, 2008 5:22 PM
@2
I've got a better idea.
STFU.
4. Thumperchica - October 2, 2008 5:23 PM
@ 3 - >=P
5. Elmo - October 2, 2008 5:26 PM
I can see it now... I'm on the beach, wearing that
and someone remarks how hot it is today
remembering the UV swinsuit I'm wearing, I look down at the little beads in between the bikini cups.... |:\
that's my luck, I know it could happen
6. TetterkeT - October 2, 2008 5:35 PM
Damn, those are some huge cancerous titties!
7. Ash - October 2, 2008 6:17 PM
I can just see it now. Hows the sun today baby. Hmmm acording to my bikini IT'S EXTREME. OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH
8. ahha - October 2, 2008 6:17 PM
These degrees of purple would be really hard to see in the bright sunlight. I think it would be better if the yellow swimsuit would become transparent in high UV conditions. That would add a nice incentive to get your ass out of the sun.
@ 3
Why don't you ease up on Thumperchica, no need for all the nastiness.
9. LSDiesel - October 2, 2008 6:27 PM
I think the less UV rays, the smaller the bikini should be. Like, if you're standing underneath something cement, the bikini should disappear entirely.
10. GEOFF LEPPARD - October 2, 2008 6:55 PM
More posts with tits, please, Geekologie Writer. More posts containing tits needed.
11. Hunter - October 2, 2008 8:02 PM
This is one of those photos that just says, "boobies."
No way around it.
12. coolguy - October 2, 2008 8:14 PM
i like #7(ash) u always say something cool or funny
13. Eelill - October 2, 2008 8:38 PM
I think this goes to show that UV rays and cancer plan to Never Back Down.
14. Cessy - October 2, 2008 8:38 PM
*headdesk*
I'd like to see how many people ACTUALLY buy this thing.
15. Marc - October 2, 2008 9:00 PM
She has a happy trail, how can you even focus on the boobs?
16. Hunter - October 2, 2008 10:29 PM
@15 - are you sure your penis didn't fall off?
17. Ash - October 2, 2008 10:31 PM
Thanks cool guy. But only you can pull off a name like coolguy im more like an okguy myself. Hey I know this is off topic but does anyone still have the Jesus song in there head?
Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
jesus is a friend of mine
I have a friend in Jesus
Once I tried to run, once I tried to hide, but Jesus found me and touched me deep down inside
He is like a mountie , he always get his man
And he'll zap you any way he can......................................................................................
Zap
I tell you that Zap gets me everytime
18. tc - October 3, 2008 1:40 AM
This is how I read the above:
.....bikini....tits....bikini.....
19. Anya - October 3, 2008 2:04 AM
@15 It could be a scar.
UV Irradiated boobs. :(
20. assbastard - October 3, 2008 5:13 AM
It would be better if, instead of changing from purple to different purple, they just emitted the constant sound of a man screaming. So no sunlight - volume off. Midday full-on sunshine - the sound of painful death for miles around.
There's your fucking incentive now, you vain bitches.
21. haha - October 3, 2008 6:50 AM
Those are some nasty fake tits. Why would you get impants that your natural breast tissue and fat can not cover? They look ready to burst their silicone all over an innocent bystander.
22. you know who - October 3, 2008 7:38 AM
i didnt see any beads just those big titties
23. Momboelitist - October 3, 2008 10:29 AM
I didn't really read the text part.
WHOO HOO, HUBBA HUBBA, RUFF RUFF, AOOOOGA, HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
24. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 10:50 AM
Is that a happy trail? These must be HUGE in Europe!
25. samdog - October 3, 2008 11:22 AM
Id hit it happy trail or not...........love those tities
26. lulu - October 3, 2008 12:06 PM
SERIOUSLY, ARE THERE *ANY* GIRLS OUT THERE *WITHOUT* BIG FAKE FUCKIN TITS?!? It's getting a little goddamn annoying.
27. LSDiesel - October 4, 2008 10:04 AM
@26, yeah, I think there are a few left, but I heard they're all trannies.
28. Jessica - October 4, 2008 4:24 PM
@26 : Yes there is! Thankfully. Damn whores and implants.
By the way, (to those who have them/are contemplating it) you want to see what you'll look like when you're old and wrinkly and still have those blobs in your once-existing chest?
29. Jessica - October 4, 2008 4:25 PM
Damn it. I posted the comment before I was done typing.
Anyways, click on my name and you'll see a picture of it.
30. chrissy - October 5, 2008 11:00 AM
you people are pervs..all you talk about is boobs..BOOBS..BOOOBS..god..FOCUS ON THE BIKINI PEOPLE..
31. Sarah Palin - October 5, 2008 1:22 PM
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
Furthermore...
(applause)
After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
(Amen!)
32. needledick the bug fucker - October 6, 2008 12:22 PM
Yeah mood rings were popular during their debut too
33. Stratosonico - October 6, 2008 2:06 PM
She is hot!
34. me - October 6, 2008 5:43 PM
SHE HAS A TREASURE TRAIL!!!.. wtf
35. Bobeyo - October 7, 2008 3:09 PM
All political comments should be summarily deleted and their posters permanently banned.
36. Anya - October 8, 2008 4:15 AM
SmartSwim UV Intensity "Bikini" warns against "excessive exposure" *
37. Dead. - October 8, 2008 11:03 PM
this is so stupid you can buy these's beads for $1.00 for a big can. who cares about the bikini (besides guys and lesbos)
38. qoqonut.com - October 12, 2008 4:00 PM
Those are probably just mood beads. O_o
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40. Douchie Mc Bagman - October 13, 2008 8:27 AM
All complaints about political comments should be summarily deleted and their posters permanently banned.
41. Kristupas - October 14, 2008 2:13 PM
It would be better if in extreeme UV level bikini would be invisible.It would be very sexy :)
42. Kristupas - October 14, 2008 2:14 PM
and I forgot: nice tits :)
43. Elisabeth - October 14, 2008 11:06 PM
those beads arent good after about a week of going to the beach and putting sun screen on the dont work anymore...
44. jubber - October 21, 2008 6:26 AM
You can save $ 99 on the UV Intensity Bikini by staying out of the sun between 11 am and 3 pm if the UV level for your area is expected to be high. There, I've focsued on the bikini #30 (chrissy) and saved you cash. Now about her boobs.
I think the model of said bikini has a lovely bosom cupped in her bikini top. A bosom, I would suggest, that is more of natural tissue than artificial material. It is a bosom that both titilates and delights. A bosom that can make one reflect on the meaning of life itself. It is a bosom , again I suggest, that makes the thoughful reflect "Why am I here?" . Said model has the bosom of bosoms and who are we mere mortals to complain.
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