Oct 2 2008Um, Coooool: A Big Cat Motorcycle

FIRST!!!

Who wants to ride my Pussy. lol

Thunderbolt? looks like a thunda...thunda....THUNDERCAT!!!

Wait that came out wrong. I was going to say cat

If you imagine a rider on the bike with their hands on the handlebars... $567,000 to look like your ass raping a black metal cat? I can do that for free.

Not bad for a c-rocket I guess.
Just not my style.
And way outside my budget.
Oh, and Not First! Ain't I so cool?

It would be better if I could get one that looked like Nick Bacon's mother. Best ride in town!

looks rediculous, like something a cat-related super hero would ride..

That looks horrible. It would look like the rider was humping a Jaguar. Plus it completely rips off the jaguar logo.

*shiver* Horrible.

@9

Why don't you read before posting? Like read #5.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is gonna be all over this...

looks an awful lot like the Jaguar hood ornament .

Fake! Photoshop. Never back down. I hear the Hell's Angels have ordered 10, cuz dem fat guys love dem der cats. hyuck.

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, i'd love to look like i've mounted a panther and i'm boning it from it's buttocks.

You'd think for $567,000 The damn cat would have teeth instead of a black block in it's mouth. :<

This can't be real. If you are sitting on the seat the cat's head blocks your view of the road.

I'd rather just tape a cat to a motorcycle. Cheap and effective. It would achieve a similar effect.

This looks like as if came straight out of Power Rangers, or something like it! O.o

hi guys

i was just wondering how u guys now wen theres something new,nd wen to post to be at the top...o and it looks more like one of the bad guys from that harry potter movie right?

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
jesus is a friend of mine
I have a friend in Jesus
Once I tried to run, once I tried to hide, but Jesus found me and touched me deep down inside
He is like a mountie , he always get his man
And he'll zap you any way he can......................................................................................
Zap

Does it come with whistle tips?

And let's keep in mind, everyone-
It's a piece of ART.
Probably not feasible to ride;
it would more than likely blow apart in the incident of a crash.

@ 3, 14 - thanks for not letting me be the first to make a Thundercats reference.

looks like a 3 way between a motor getting fucked by a puma, and then hypothetically a jackass fucking a puma.

@22 As much as I love that song, I think we should keep the nonsense posts limited to "Never Back Down".

Which, for the record, is awesome.

Also, that bike is ridiculous. They should have made it a walrus or something.

Oh shit, a walrus jet-ski, who's gonna make it?

if you go to a movie theater and somebody steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail cuz someone smudged your puma.
Remember!
No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh theres champagne in the champagne room, but you dont want champagne, you want sex, and theres no sex in the champagne room.

No sex in the Champagne room? What kind of fast food restaurant is this?

this shit is not art!

no it's art, but a horrible ripoff and bad idea. Seriously if your going to charge half a mil for something make it something original not something you jacked off a jaguar.

stop thinking about jacking off jaguars sickos

You'd all (those who hump) be singing a different tune if that was a woman propped on there instead of a fiberglass jaguar. Get on, or else it's the Champagne room for you!!

Oh! Sorry for all those who'd hump a guy.... anybody can be propped on there, even a corpse... ew...

Look at this amazing video that happened in Kitimat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjrI5ELkj3Y

22 - haha wicked - i dig that song

also i want this fuckin bikeee

If the intention was to make a mean-looking, non-homoerotic bike, then I'd say FAIL.

thats not worth 500k you could have that custom made for under 100k, its just fiberglass.

Would look better with that big titty bitch sitting on that bike with her titties flopping out. all lubed up and wet looking

wow i'm surprised that nobody else mentioned this... but in the first picture that really gold exhaust pipe looks like a giant cat dong piercing.

...ooooooh ok now i know why nobody else mentioned it.

we can't stop here, this is cat country. whao!!

and i thought the hemroids on my ass were bad

It's the emblem of a jaguar before the new xf

Of COURSE it's a Buell. Horrible.

It would be nearly impossible to ride - just have a look at the geometry of the seating position. The pegs are mounted to the rear hub, for fuck's sake! Low, forward, squared-up bars - you're back would have to bend backwards. I do like the turn indicators on the bar ends, though.

stupidest motorcycle ever. let's get a beer this weekend.

Yikes!!
I can appreciate the artistic ability involved but a Buell as the base???
I guess he doesn't count on anyone ever riding it very far.

It would be cool if the cats eyes were laser beams.
pew! pew! pew!

omigoodness, it's like Voltron! ahhhh i want it

@40, nice fear and loathing reference :)

Whatever, I saw Al Sharpton riding this to work last week.

simply wow..............."come here kitty kitty kitty.......OH S4!7!!!"

No one notices where the foot pegs and brake/gear shifter are?

You literally have to sprawl yourself out to even drive the fucking thing. It looks like you have to place your balls directly on the gas tank. Fun.

Nope, no one.

Ride the Sex-panther

FIRST!

Oh.

Damn.

ooh!!!!!
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, can i get one??!!!??!!!??!?!?!?!?!

Show of hands,..
Who here, would actually be seen riding this in public?
Common, don't be shy,..
Anybody?