Oct 9 2008Uh-Oh, I Think We're Sinking: Titanic Ice

fRIST!!!!

Im flying jack im flying

I personally feel like this one is a little mean spirited but hey not everyone is a kind person. So for those who dont care about the lives that were lost, DRINK UP!

@3 - Lighten up francis.

The accident didn't kill anyone that wouldn't have eventually died anyway.

Iceberg, right ahead!
[letting go of Jack's hand] I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.
[she kisses his hand and watches him sink, almost falling apart before she finally climbs back into the water to call the lifeboat back]

Shudders

Thanks for putting it in perspective. I'm going to order a set tonight.

Douche

@4 I understand everyone dies at some point, and that day was their time to die. Why must i "lighten up" maybe you should.

@22

good comment.

i'm planning ahead.

Alright I'm done commenting on this one. Waiting for the next

This is funny. I just can't wait for the world trade center dominos set.

...still to early? Okay then. Disregard that.

Wow the titanic quotes are giving me a sinking feeling. Its kind of like a striking blow which leaves a gaping gash in my forward compartments. Will someone be my lifeboat and save me before i throw my heart in the ocean.

Wow Im spent

Ash, that's a nasty gash you got there.

Thats what happens when you forget that your right hand is a chainsaw.

I don't think this is such a big deal, it's clever.

You want to complain about something? Complain about the asshats who capitalized on all those lost lives by making a sappy love story movie that brought in millions.

@14 Your right, they made profit off someone dying. sad, just sad sad sad sad f***in sad. cause i still had to pay to see the movie!

I don't feel like commenting on this. Thought you all might like to know in case you are wondering.

PS, I don't like penis. I don't lick penis either. In case you were wondering.

@14 Doesn't that go for any historic movie about a tragedy?

@ 18 Very good point. almost makes you think if they create tragedy on purpose huh?

When the music's gone and you can't go on

Fake!

Looks Like a scene from Never Back Down, adjusted in Photoshop.

You can tell, the shadows are all wrong.

.....

Go is a big fag. Really big.

jesus sharpie you're just the most emo motherf***er in hot topic arn't you?

@18, yep so true. A lot of those movies were a shit ton better than Titanic though haha.

@24, haha yup, you know it, just go to my page and see for yourself. faggot.........

wouldn't give you the pleasure of getting a profile view off me...i don't need to see your myspace to know you suck at life.

Looks like we figured out how to use these ice trays faster than the last ones. No density discussion or anything.

So are these ice cubes unsinkable?

Noooooo! Ice trays!

My brain hurts already.

wow sharpie you really do suck. what kinda new age wigger are you? and btw i thought you were "done commenting on this one"... 7 comments in an hour huh? that's some pathetically desperate hitting the refresh button. that's a crap load of suck.

what a great idea!
I wonder if they'll start using these on cruise ships...

Gotta love hearing sharpie bitch about the sensitivity of these ice cube trays... I didn't see any complaints from sharpie about the AK ice cubes (even though bullets kill people every day).

If i can think of one thing that's wrong in this world, its the ice cube tray manufacturing companies!

There are possibilities beyond Titanic - some don't even require be insensitive to actual loss of life... Poseidon Adventure "Oh no, there goes the stripper... dammit" "No, Earnest, don't DO it!... dammit!"

Then I wonder if the (obviously PhotoShopped) photo of the glass could be realized by somehow melding a ship cube to an iceberg cube, or new scenarios using the cubes that break in half taking them out of the mold: "Captain, I think we hit something." (one ship between the two halves of the another), or piling a bunch of ships in with some ice chips: "Look Johnny, the Sargasso Sea."

@32, yeah man. These people who sit around and think of all these different ideas must have hearts of.....stone.

The AK bullet ice trays are the shit. i already ordered some. The titanic Ice trays are not the shit. there lame and pathedic like you. these comments are not made to fight with each other. You wanna fight i'll be glad to do it in person. 210Central St. Manchester, Nh 03103. you can come to me cause i aint wasting the money on your ass

Fake!

Thats a total fake! Looks photoshopped to me. It should have a seam going up one side and never back down the other.

PS - Some cheap ass Yankee from Manchester, NH could probably tell us how they get the water to fill the whole bullet mold on the AK ice - if he's telling the truth

PPS - I bet that asshole uses the free wireless at MHT rather than ordering the internet at his house. That's why he only posts during the day.

@35, whoah man, put your claws away. You sure are fiesty for being a total newb.

And what kind of douche-rocket posts their address on the internet? Seriously.

HOLY CRAP SHARPIE, NEVER BACK DOWN, btw i think your vagina is showing.... that and your mom called... she wants her crotchless panties back. Seriously though what kind of mongoloid puts their address up on the internet. Prepare to get all the spam mail you can possible fit in your mail box. I personally will be signing you up for self help tapes on How to Not Be a Complete Douchenozzle in 10 simple steps. cuz yer simple see.... ... douche.

Did you ever notice the ice cubes in these things never have a spot in the center? The tray cubes at my house always do, and if I recall my undergrad materials its similar to zone refining. As the cube freezes the impurities are swept to the center, since more pure water has a higher freezing point.

^

oh and i suggest everyone else hook Mr. Sharp-as-a-spoon up with whatever spam you think is appropriate. show your internet skillz.

The first thing I'm sending Sharpie is a life-time supply of dick-shaped popsicles. That way, he'll never get lonely.

@35 - Imposter - while usually your impostering is funny/mildy annoying, today, today you have taken it too damned far. That is bullshit - are you aware that if some douchenozzly fuctard took that seriously that someone could get hurt? I'm all about rippin people (and getting ripped on back, it's the net) but this is supposed to be all in fun.

GEEKOLOGIE WRITER - Please post the rules for Battleship the Drinking game - I'm curious, and I would play that... "You... batt*hiccup*leship... my... sunk!"

Nice neighborhood, Sharpie. When you're old enough for your driver's license, you can pick up a sweet ride right across the street.

GW, you might want to reconsider the imitation Nazi lampshade story you were considering for today's Jewish holiday. considering how touchy the group is today it might not go over really well.

Is it too soon for this?

it's called gin and titonic?!
titonic.... that doesn't sound like the same 'i' sound used in 'Titanic"....

I put my address on the internet, for little pussys like you to come get me. so i'll be waiting, just let me know when your coming cause i'll be out front waiting

@ 39
You want clearer ice cubes - boil your water, then cool it in your fridge before putting it in your freezer - that'll get rid of most of the air bubbles that cause the white spots. You can step up the clarity by using distilled water.

Unlike the bullets, this shape could be poured in one mold (upside down) - the boat has a flat bottom.

Flat bottomed ice makes the world cool down.

pssssst.....ahhhhh! Flat bottomed ice. Chilling the f*** out now.

Flat bottomed ice, you make the boatin world cool down...

When it comes out of the ice tray it's just going to look like a kazoo anyway so don't get all weepy for the Titanic. Now, New Orleans ice cubes, THOSE would be tacky......

Titonic?

or Gin and TIT ON ICe?

wrong shape all together ....

wonder how hard it'd be to make it so they ship breaks in half early in the melting