Oct 30 2008Transformers That Didn't Make The Cut
This is a little art gallery of Transformers that didn't make the cut. Transfailures, if you will. They're still scary as hell though, and I've always suspected my vacuum was a robot in disguise. Which is why i smashed it into a million pieces. And guess what? The broom and dustpan turned out to be robots too! But seriously, goddamn is the floor dirty in here.
Hit the jump for the rest of the gallery, of which only the last picture gave me some hope for the impending robot apocalypse.
Proof that vacuums and shopping carts make awesome Transformers [dvice]
Thanks to LSDiesel, who may or may not be the real one, I have no idea.
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Reader Comments
1. Firsty - October 30, 2008 1:47 PM
fRIST!!1!!111
2. -JH- - October 30, 2008 1:51 PM
the vacuum and shopping cart are the only ones that are worth nay thing
3. C-Basstian - October 30, 2008 1:52 PM
Almost Transformers! Humans in Disguise!
4. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 1:57 PM
The shopping cart one obviously decided to kill his asian counterpart and go solo.
5. C-Basstian - October 30, 2008 1:59 PM
one time at band camp i stuck a transformer in my...
6. Daisy - October 30, 2008 2:00 PM
Fake!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This kinda looks like the robot scene from Back to the Never Back Down.
7. mamadough - October 30, 2008 2:01 PM
goddamn those freecreditreport.com people are persistent when you want to cancel your trial membership.
8. MTWTF - October 30, 2008 2:09 PM
The last one is totally fake. I saw the original picture with only two flumes of smoke. The shadows are all wrong. One of the missles totally didn't even launch.
I cant even tell WTF it is ZOMG! I'm hungry for BBQ!
MTWTF!
9. LSDiesel - October 30, 2008 2:10 PM
@7, tell them you have a blade-swinging shopping cart that will do terrible things to their pets and children.
10. Gizmoduck - October 30, 2008 2:11 PM
PEW PEW PEW
11. Gizmoduck - October 30, 2008 2:12 PM
i'd like to stand on that thing
12. Moose Knuckle - October 30, 2008 2:15 PM
Real!!!
The shadows are about 76% accurate, which is good enough for me.
Also, this is clearly an homage to that scene from "Never Back Down", and not any sort of plagerism.
WpewTpewFpewBBQ
13. MTWTF - October 30, 2008 2:19 PM
I forgot to say...
pew pew pew!
My bad
14. Gizmoduck - October 30, 2008 2:25 PM
WAT
15. guate6 - October 30, 2008 2:31 PM
I love www.worth1000.com :)
Most awesome pictures ever.
16. Jumpin_J - October 30, 2008 2:33 PM
THEY SUCK!!! They're vacuums... get it?
17. mamadough - October 30, 2008 2:43 PM
it was some hispanic lady that i couldn't really understand. when she wouldn't take no for answer, 3 times, i started screaming "TACO TACO TACO." that ended well.
18. Gizmoduck - October 30, 2008 2:46 PM
taco flavor kisses
19. MTWTF - October 30, 2008 2:47 PM
@15. That site is lame. I want my 5 minutes back!
You suck. Pew Pew
20. Moose Knuckle - October 30, 2008 2:51 PM
@19. I agree, the shadows are all so very wrong.
Double pew
21. chaz - October 30, 2008 3:06 PM
worth1000.com is an awesome website. sure it has alot of rookie photo jobs but for the most part they are awesome look thru the contest and galleries.
22. StupidFock - October 30, 2008 4:43 PM
I made the Dyson one :) Glad you like it!
23. moofscat-2 - October 30, 2008 5:14 PM
*sprays*
meow meow meow
24. Insert name here - October 30, 2008 6:11 PM
Nice, a Dyson Ball. I really want one! Has anyone here used one? Is it as cool as it looks? It better have good sucking power!
25. Sven - October 30, 2008 9:06 PM
While cute, I have to say that these are pretty dumb. Not dumb as in the American way... more like real dumb. Now if they drew pictures of Transformers that looked like they actually transformed? Not so dumb.
26. Mort - October 31, 2008 4:17 AM
Transformers porn is the next generation
27. Thumperchica - October 31, 2008 8:14 AM
I knew that shopping cart tricycle was a trick!!!!
28. DrNecropolis - October 31, 2008 2:44 PM
I want to see a transforming roomba!
29. Tony - November 1, 2008 11:52 AM
I think "fake" comments have surpassed "first!" comments in terms of annoyance factor. That sure was fast.
30. Hazums - November 1, 2008 1:58 PM
Ha, the others all look so menacing and streamlined and then I came across the one made out of brass instruments and laughed...
31. hyperspeed - June 27, 2009 3:37 AM
the vacuum is actually in the new movie
32. louis vuitton - September 28, 2009 12:14 AM
the vacuum and shopping cart are the only ones that are worth nay thing