Transformers That Didn't Make The Cut

This is a little art gallery of Transformers that didn't make the cut. Transfailures, if you will. They're still scary as hell though, and I've always suspected my vacuum was a robot in disguise. Which is why i smashed it into a million pieces. And guess what? The broom and dustpan turned out to be robots too! But seriously, goddamn is the floor dirty in here.

Hit the jump for the rest of the gallery, of which only the last picture gave me some hope for the impending robot apocalypse.

Proof that vacuums and shopping carts make awesome Transformers [dvice]

Thanks to LSDiesel, who may or may not be the real one, I have no idea.

• This Has Gotten Way Out Of Hand: Army Robots Will Require A 'Warrior Code'

  February 19, 2009

  How many times do I have to emphasize that I am not kidding about a robot apocalypse? Did the Terminator series teach us nothing besides Arnold Schwarzenegger should run for governor? Now, in a recent report by the US Navy, it has been suggested that robots participating in b... / Continue →
• Robotic Spider To Destroy Liverpool On Friday

  September 3, 2008

  A 50-foot robotic spider, which has been sitting dormant on the side of an office building since last night, is going to come alive on Friday and destroy the everliving shit out of Liverpool. Weighing 37 tons and standing 50ft high, the spider is currently clinging to the si... / Continue →
• The Apocalypse Nears: Awesome Shots Of Iceland's Recent Volcanic Eruptions

  April 19, 2010

  This is a little gallery of what the apocalypse of 2012 is going to look like [editor's note to self: remember to come back and change the date to 2015 if the whole 2012 shit is a bust], courtesy of the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland. Doesn't look like a very good place ... / Continue →