Oct 31 2008Track That Ass With Some GPS Lingerie
The "Find Me If You Can" lingerie line from Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio comes with a GPS-uplink unit inside so you can catch your woman jumping some other guy's bones if she's really stupid and don't know there's a brick-sized piece of electronic equipment conspicuously sewn into her undergarment. The different styles sell between $800 and $1,100 and definitely aren't worth it. If you really want to keep track of your woman, and on the cheap, I've got three words for you: rope, and tree. Kidding! She's gonna need a water bowl too.
Designer Lingerie Has Embedded GPS-Uplink For Lady Location [gizmodo]
Thanks to Mpoo Zea, who once went geocaching and found a leprechaun's gold. Gimme the gold. I want the gold.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. Man - October 31, 2008 11:17 AM
tsrif
2. lulu - October 31, 2008 11:19 AM
right, because we know that the girl won't notice a big black hard box inside the sheer lingerie
3. Chuuie - October 31, 2008 11:27 AM
Now see, I like that. If I had a boyfriend, I'd totally get that and go lie in some park behind a bush, and text him "come find me" and watch him get in a car wreck trying to get to me >.<
4. harry - October 31, 2008 11:27 AM
She is so sexy!!!!!!!! It is said she is dating freinds on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== Her sexy photos and videos are found there. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
5. SHIT! - October 31, 2008 11:31 AM
JESUS F***ING CHRIST SHIT BALLS!!! HOLY NIGGER F***!!! F***
6. Gizmoduck - October 31, 2008 11:33 AM
lame....
oquenichorcha!
oquenichorcha!
white devil white devil?
7. LSDiesel - October 31, 2008 11:34 AM
@4, that was probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, so thanks for that.
Let's just hope women don't get smart enough to put anything like this on our garments.
"Honey, you're home late,"
"Oh yeah sweetie, long night at the office"
*whips out gps and shows you that the strip club is NOT considered an office*
8. Nate - October 31, 2008 11:40 AM
I wanna know where da gold at!
9. Gizmoduck - October 31, 2008 11:50 AM
yall see a leprechaun say YEAAAH
10. Jeff - October 31, 2008 11:50 AM
You should just get her a GPS phone. There are cool services that track GPS phones using an interface with Google Maps. She isn't going to hump her other boyfriend without bringing her cell phone along to coordinate the rendezvous.
11. RIMTUCK - October 31, 2008 12:02 PM
oo la laa
12. MTWTF - October 31, 2008 12:11 PM
@4 lame, go back to the fish, leave the geeks alone.
ZOMGMTWTFBBQ HA-PEE-HALL-A-WENE
P.S. Your mom goes to college!
13. Deegan - October 31, 2008 12:25 PM
i think this should be marketed to the pimp that just doesn't have time to watch all his hoes...but does own a laptop. just a thought.
14. Daisy - October 31, 2008 12:39 PM
Fake!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
It looks like Baja's halloween costume in the movie Never Back Down.
15. Mcfeely Smackup - October 31, 2008 1:19 PM
I honestly DO believe that's fake. For two reasons:
1. that's the largest GPS unit I've seen in years. It looks like someone dug an old cell phone out of a drawer to use for this picture.
2. It says "GPS" on it in comically large letters.
16. Eddy - October 31, 2008 3:16 PM
i would like to track down this girl any time on the picture :)
17. Mort - November 3, 2008 5:48 AM
Daisy can i see you in that outfit some day hehehe
18. Thumperchica - November 3, 2008 10:59 AM
OK ppls, this is supposed to be used as a sexy fun hide N seek style RP... not to keep track of your chick... If you need GPS, you need a new chick.
19. Nate - November 20, 2008 1:31 PM
YEAAH
20. marrilliondillion - December 21, 2008 5:23 AM
`the mission is almost complete. we now have mind control units in their underwear.` - evil computers that secretly run the world.