Oct 20 2008'Tis The Season (For Geeky Pumpkins)

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Well folks, it's that time of the year again. Time to break out the costume and hit the bars looking for a chick that wants to have sex with a ninja turtle. Surprisingly there aren't very many. But what better way to get into the spirit of Halloween than some geeky pumpkinry? I can't think of any. Although, truthfully, I can barely think at all. I drank my weight in gin and tonic this weekend, and I hate gin. I may be a masochist, I dunno. Quick, somebody ball me!

Hit the jump for the rest of the gallery, which includes more Star Wars and Mario action than you could smash a pumpkin at. Oh shit, and a Transformer.

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34 Geeky Pumpkin Faces [walyou]

Thanks Hoozyadaddie, you are.

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I am going to do the darth vader one. Together we shall scare the kids MUAH HA HA

PEW PEW PEW!
FIRST

First of all, i'm first, and secondly, i think that every holiday should have a little geek added to it.

Sweet! The Deathstar.

PacMan is legit too!

So gay, you frikckin beat me by seconds.

You, know, last year i had "pumpkin pie", which was a pumpkin with 3.14 carved into it. Teh idea for that goes to Fox Trot.

The Death Star pumpkin must have taken some shit-loads of skill.

@6 - I lol'd, and then I cried because I laughed at that...
Where is Mega-Man? With his muthaf***in gun for a hand?

dinosaur balls

wow. what a waste of time.... but some very quality work. Those Mario's are very good.

DAMNIT, now I have the Mega-Man song in my head... help me... last time it took 5 days to make it leave...

They're all really impressive. I thought the one right above Vader was Yoda, then I realized it was AJ.

Ehhhh. I guess its cool. I mean i dont see a point to buying one, or making one. actualy nah, f*** this........wait. changed my mind its cool. wait!!!! I'd rather not comments at all . call me A. J <-- Another Jerk. hahahaha what a f***in queer.

Hey A.J wanna lick some 8 year old taint? huh, huh, huh, that sound yummy you tebaggin flipflop?

Ok, ok
now I have to do that damn pacman thing... the ghost sucks, I shall make it better!!!!

Hey, i didn't say it was sweet, i just couldn't thnik of anything else to make.

@13, you're only eight?

Sharpie. I bet sometimes you are just amazed at your ingenuity, creativity and lets not forget that loveable hiliarity that your hillibilly parents managed to 'accidently' give to you when the clingfilm they were using ripped.

And F*** You!

With regards,
-AJ

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm..............AJ, i believe its actually spelled hillbilly................yeah.

@ LSD, nah I'm not. I was making the point that hes an online pedophile cause you know when their a pedo they don't like to talk they just look, talking can get them caught, hahaha. come on LS you know better!!! by the way, yea ummmm still havent seen the jenga set in the mail. maybe you sent it to the wrong address.???


P.S. A.J---- F*** You means nothing to me. its a conman saying i use all day and everyday so your speaking my language. Honestly AJ. why are you here? Your just going to get made fun of you do know that dont you?

AJ, i know the superfish is a little boring today, but damn, why so angry? did that retard thread get you pumped up?

Listen but in this case you have to settle for reading.

I am not angry. I just made a little f***ing statement and now it's just propelling itself fuelled by a few idiots one notably being Sharpie.

Now stop over-hyping and go back to molesting your copies of never back down and other shit.

AWWWWWWWWWWWww I SOWWY AJ, ME NO MEAN TO HURT YOU FEELINGS, I TAKE BACK :( wah wah wah, f***in cry about it.

Wow, I'm not sure which is more amusing ... The posts or the comments.

Sharpie, seriously your a 30+ year old man who wastes his spare time trolling these comments under a facade of a f***ing little girl.

Now go f***ing wipe your vagina and act your age.

hahaha

Nice job, the spelling was good, now we just need to work on punctuation, but honestly, don't take any tips from me, i suck at grammar.

By the way, thank you for saying "trolling", cuz i hat it when i say it and people don't understand.

And I swear if anyone notes my grammar, Saddam Hussien will come and get you.

I love the imposters on this site, they make me laugh.

Newbhunter beat me to it. I love trolling ;p

Trolling ftw!!!

@Sharpie, if you're meaning me, then that hurt.

meaning you for what?

^trolling 8 yr taint!

Kick ass!

damn. if your going to impose me do it right silly bitch!

Pumpkins.

There, we back on topic? Pumpkin Pi is f***ing rad, we carved a pumpkin to 340 decimal places of pi back in university.

you know... to impress girls.

@37 - how did that work out for you?

i'm the real muthaphuckin sharpie, all else are dick suckas and butt phuckas!

Fake!

This is obviously a photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all messed up.

It looks like someone started from the halloween scene in Never BHack Down, you know the one where Baja dressed up like a zombie, and edited the crap out of the jack-o-lanterns with photoshop.

@28, You know Saddam is more hung than you right?
@37, thank you for bringing us back to the ranch.
@39, fail.

At least LSD can spot my imposers!, that's awesome!

i be the og wigga, you can find me at any NH truckstop glory hole. i bring my fat bitch so she can watch, you know what i'm talkin bout. HaHaHa... yous a joke!!! let a real nigga do it!

@43 - do you have whistle tips? Woooooooo PEW PEW PEW

@42, I can smell the real you. Mmmmmmhmmmmm.

Just to say I'm not the imposoter. I've got class. YAY for me.

YOU NEED TO GET LAID, or F***ed, whichever you prefer

^^ from the pumpkin post,

"I may be a masochist, I dunno. Quick, somebody ball me!"

from the Mario post,

"A time when gas was cheap, video games were basic, and I had no idea what my penis was for"

from the hoover scooter post,

"Light forward thrust, huh? As opposed to some heavy backwards stabbing? Which, incidentally, I may or may not have experienced in the quarter last night"

from the cig post,

"I'm still passing though, because I only smoke pole. HAHA!"

What the hell is an imposoter?

class? what's that?

@47, with all that time you spent typing that post, you could have been visitng a site that meets your standards of perfection.

Now go play with your twat-swatter and leave the GW alone.

@3, Halloween is not a holiday you douche bag.

@37, come up out of your mom's basement.

@42, you've been here for a week and you still haven't said anything of value.

My insults are meant to be taken in the worst possible way, so don't get mad.

@47 - you are right, he does need to get some, but not for any of the reasons you posted...

@ Mombo, Halloween is a holiday, you cockmonger.

LSD go die for being a dick-ton-ary. See the way I played with the words - YAY!

@54, The only word you played with was "dick", which says a lot about you.
Also, you called me a dicktonary. I bet you won't find that word in any DICTIONARY.


Man, already a lot of comments here.

I like the Optimus Prime one, very awesome. All these are cool. I like flying Mario too...and the rest :)

F OFF.

cool but the pacman one is kinda lackluster with all the other amazing ones.

LSDiesel,

google COPY AND PASTE, you might learn something that will save you some time, ya dick smoker.

my favorite will always be the dalek pumpkin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsXj7kVB5g

ha ha ha that's just crazy

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the pacman one is my favorite!

the half are fake, images projected with and LCD projector... like the flying mario and the transformer...

Wow these are so Cool!!! I really like the Space Invaders one, the Transformers one, the Pac Man, Mario with the racoon tail, 8 bit mario FTW, I want some!!!

wow.That's all i can say. I must say that the Mario (is that his name?) pumpkin is very geeky.

I like the Optimus Prime one, very awesome.

Please remake another article like this for 2009! Here's an awesome one here: The awesome-face pumpkin!--> http://jackharvest1.deviantart.com/art/Awesome-Face-Jack-o-Lantern-141499786

I really like the Space Invaders one, the Transformers one, the Pac Man, Mario with the racoon tail, 8 bit mario FTW, I want some!!!

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