Oct 8 2008The Shower Power: No More Slipping And Breaking Your (Most Precious) Bone

Lol, i need this...

@1

The device is used for having sex with a partner, not yourself. You have no use for this device.

Wow, this must be what girls mean when they say they want you to make them feel like a lady. Stick it, test it, stick it to 'em. That's right baby, you're my laaaaaaadyyyyy.

The logo/picture at the top of the packaging looks like the guy is sticking it to the back of her head. To be honest, when I first looked at this, I thought the "Stick it to 'em" was actually advocating putting the suction cup right on your lady. Like some kind of octopus love.

Double up!

do they make any that can attach to dog paws...i cant remember the last time i screwed a human

"Thanks to George, who once had sex on the side of a skyscraper while an entire board of directors watched from inside."

I almost sprayed my soda all over my monitor laughing at that.

Isn't this why women have long hair?

what water goes bettween the suction cup and the wall....... O_o ouchh.....

why can't you just stick a sucker to each one of her ass cheeks? pew pew pew!

You wouldn't need this in the backseat of a car - they have the handy "Oh Sh!t" handles back there.
Other than that - this rules!!!!

@10

It's almost like you've been there before.

Love the "in the office" pic, you definitely need some extra traction when you're banging your lady and answering the phone with the other hand ...

Damn...I've been grabbing tits for traction all these years.

I KNEW I was doing it wrong...

@10 ... who me? nah... 8-D. I had a truck... these things wouldn't stick to the tailgate

HAHAHAHA - double up!

I don't get it. I need a diagram.

http://www.shopinprivate.com/sex-shower-handle.html
$6.99+shipping

About time! A few years back I had an incident in the shower(her feet slipped off the side of the tub) which ruptured the blood vessels in my penis. The doctor told me I couldn't have sex for 3-4 months and I had to take a percocet to be able to sleep through the night. You would be suprised how many erections you get when you sleep!

Fake!

That's a complete photoshop mockup of a scene from Never back down.

PS: You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

#11, who hasn't fucked in the back of a car? if you haven't, you need to get out more.

@2 sometimes a brother just needs a lil' self-love man...

i could have used this the other night while i was doing it in the shower,
so awkward to find a way to not knock over all the products and razors and trying not to slip at the same time.

@21

I'm guessing you probably haven't. Regardless, I was playfully taking a jab at Thumperchica due to her obvious familiarity with the back seat. It is in no way a reflection of my own experience. I guess if I were going to share some of my experience with her, maybe I would suggest the seat belt is much more comfortable to grab a hold of and, depending on the vehicle, laying the back seats flat allows for greater versatility. Be careful though, that carpet crap they use on the back of seats and in the trunk can be quite unforgiving on the knees/back.

@ahha - Have we met?

That hosebag girlfriend of mine would need to shave her back if we are gonna us this on her. However the hair provides really good grip. Anyhow, if I used the handle, it would leave a big hickey, and her husband might notice.

God help you if the suction gives out mid-way through...

@ Thumperchica

Not yet, should we?

@2 You might be right considering that i have my first born on the way.

Here's an SFW example how you can use suction cups:

trainriding in Germany!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZvm5H4F-aA

@ ahha -
Sorry, your commentary just seemed oddly familiar...

I'd rather hold onto the girl........anyone with me on that on haha

I would personally just use them to hang from the ceiling while my woman gave my head.

.....alright you caught me. I don't actually have a ceiling.

I noticed some people be hatin' on other people who have had sex.
Like #2 and #11. I'm assuming they neveeerrr...
Or probably they couldn't get enough of it.

I'm in for 5! That way I can practice all sorts of psuedo-yoga sexual positions WHILE getting my ass washed! Where have you been all my life!!??!!

id prefer using superglue

well....... about the whole sex in cars deal...... i have no clue WTF it is but the only cars i have had sex in later turn out to get in some kind of wreck and or the engine goes up in flames! seriously! me and some of my buddies think it's a curse! so i never have sex in cars anymore, it's true! my buddy was doing this filipino chick in his Acura and like 2 weeks later..... he totaled it! my mustang (as uncomfrtable as it was having sex in there) got backed into my buddy's girlfriend cuz she was on the cell phone, now i drive a fuckg Toyota yaris, i mean i can't even lay a chick on the hood of the car because it's so fucking small! but i won't try anywways because I'm too fucking afraid of wrecking the damn thing, anyone else having this kind of issues?

Ginormagantuan - I've never had that issue. I don't think I know of anyone right off the top of my head that has had that issue. The only side-effects I know of involve getting caught by 5-0 or friends. That and afterwards he follows you around like a damned puppy until you boot him in the teeth...

This comment is only here to fix my posting criteria. Thank you.

Hmm... they don't seem to stick in my tiled shower.

$8 BUCKS FOR THIS??? What a Load! (pun intended!) I've been using automotive dent pullers for years! And they're only $2.50!!!!

http://www.bostonindustrial.net/Suction-Cup-Dent-Puller/M/B000NPUKNY.htm?utm_campaign=froogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_source=froogle

I have 4 of these , and they are very good , tony likes them as well he thinks they are fun things for fun times in the shower

i use these @ work to lift the floor tiles in the systems room & for bangin secretaries...