Oct 3 2008The Peri Peri: Get That 'Tearing Open A Fed-Ex Envelope' Feeling Whenever You Want
Made by Bandi, the same company that brought us the electronic bubblewrap popper, comes the Peri Peri ($10), a noisemaker that "recreates the sound and feel of tearing open the paper 'zipper' on a FedEx/UPS/DHL envelope". Because, Jesus, that shit is so fun. Too bad I've got a plethora of the real thing. Take this one for instance *riiiiiiiip* a separation agreement, fucking awesome!
BANDAI Peri Peri Keychain Recreates The Sounds And Thrills Of Tearing Open A FedEx Envelope [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 5:16 PM
This is ghey...
GW- at least now you could go after some local geek-girl action in SD!!
2. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 5:22 PM
HAHAAA! Extra credit points go to the GW for exploiting sad events in his personal life for the enjoyment of others.
3. Ace - October 3, 2008 5:25 PM
Who's in SD? I went there once and it was awesome.
4. LSDiesel - October 3, 2008 5:33 PM
This is hours of fun right here.
I know what I'm getting my retarded cousin this Christmas!
5. Ash - October 3, 2008 5:38 PM
Aww it's just not the same without the paper cuts
6. cliche waste - October 3, 2008 5:38 PM
wtf?
7. jules - October 3, 2008 5:57 PM
holy shit, you weren't kidding about getting divorced? well good, 'cuz I wasn't joking about fucking your balls dry.
8. Mike - October 3, 2008 6:05 PM
#7 is a dude.
9. OctoGooch - October 3, 2008 6:32 PM
#7 my balls got wet just reading that.
10. UltraSly - October 3, 2008 6:37 PM
Wata fluk is SD? I'm such a looser...
11. Miles - October 3, 2008 7:04 PM
How sad must your life be to want this thing?
Fail.
12. Elmo - October 3, 2008 9:55 PM
wtf?
13. jules - October 3, 2008 10:02 PM
@ #8 that's funny, i got a vagina that proves it otherwise.
GeekGuy can verify if he ever comes over.
14. Atrides - October 4, 2008 1:03 AM
Good to have you back dude
15. Boost - October 4, 2008 11:29 AM
NEVER BACK DOWN.
Sorry, too sleepy to come up with some witty nonsensical phrase to throw in there.
16. jessnectar - October 6, 2008 9:35 AM
Chuckle chuckle at all of you...
GeekGuy, there ARE hot, smart women out there. Don't worry, be happy!
17. Chris - October 6, 2008 11:52 AM
Or, you could steal a bunch of REAL Fedex envelopes, seal them, then rip them open. All for free.