Oct 24 2008The Incredible, Edible (Healthy) Death Star

looks like a cantaloupe

Delicious

oh i was right! hahaha

Thumper, do you even read the f***in post before you comment? lmao!

Thumper sure knows good melons when she see's em

The death star plans are not in the main computer

KNOCK KNOCK

Is it just me or does that thing look like its begging to have penis put in it?

I can't think of anything remotely clever to say regarding a melon that has been cut to look like a battle station.

Nothing at all. I wonder where MY melon is this morning.

Fake!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

What it looks like is part of Max's book report about the movie star wars, as seen in the movie Never Back down. I always thought it was odd that he did a book report about a movie.

@8 - the canteloupe or thumber?

@9 check up your ass

cantaloupes are gross. theyre for n00bz.

let me be the FRIST to say - OLD!!!!!!!!

i'm offended.

I <3 Star Wars.

Well it is my birthday today....

@17 really, well happy f***in B-day!!! how old are you going to be? 6? cause you do know that only little kids look forward to their b-day and want to tell everyone. cause im pretty sure no one here gives a shit when you were born, for that sake even care "if you were born" happy b-day, now die.

Only days after that amazing Death Star pumpkin, this is sorta shitty looking.

PS Happy birthday #17.

put another eye on that thing, and it would be a canadian head.

I just realized that if they'd photoshopped the canaloupe into a frame from A New Hope with it firing a concentrated energy beam at Alderaan, the juxtaposition would have compensated for the overall shittiness of this piece.

@7
WHO'S THERE?

<---See what I did up there Sharpie? That's call an apostrophe you f***ing turd.

@17 via @19

And many more!

@12, found it! thanks.
@17, habby burday

@1& 3 - Imposter, if you're going to do it, at least make me semi-clever...
@Sharpie, I read posts before commenting, the imposter however, does not.

Cantaloupe Death Star sucks ass.

OH yeah, Happy Birthday Jo Mama

I like the imposterer. Now I can post any stupid thing I want, and later blame it on the imposterer.

PS this might be the imposterer speaking

PSS I would love to rail thumper in the stinker

no, it looks like a watermelon
where the hell did you get cantaloupe from?

28 comments and no one thought to say...
That's no cantaloupe, it's a space station!!!

Luke, I AM YOU'RE MELON
he said it first, so I had nothing else to say

I *do* love melons.

Do cantelopes go PEW PEW? Otherwise they can all go to hell.

@ genius, more like:
...That's no moon... it's a canteloupe!

@25&26
WTF is wrong with you, imposter. get a life and leave my avatar alone. otherwise I'll kill you. And if you really need to copy me, first get a pretty face.

So.. It's a Health Star?

Found MY melon today guys. it wasn't lost like I suspected. I accidentally sat down on it at night and it sorta' wiggled in up by rear. After some cleaning it's as good as new

Why waste so much energy on a stupid melon when you could get laid for half the price and twice the fun. The only risk is you might get herpes if you follow my advice.

@36, thanks for playing.
@37, It's okay if we get herpes. There's a website for that.

first of all, that melon looks like shit... and not very appetizing. I could make that. just give me a cantelope and a knife. I can also do apple, pear, orange, grape, etc...

and "imposters": ftw? I don't get the joke. is there seriously nothing better for you to do?

I've probably just set myself up to acquire an "imposter", haven't I?

DAISY UR F***ING MUM IS PHOTOSHOPED SO STFU!!!

Okay and 40 comments for a stupid melocoton

@ 20 hahahah nice one

This isn't the produce you're looking for

Wtf is a cantaloupe?? All I can see is a Rockmelon