Oct 15 2008Thanks Volkswagen!: Palin/Obama Lovechild
I've been getting flooded with political tips lately, and will post some of the other, more technology oriented ones in the next few days, but this a picture of Sarah Palin/Barack Obama's lovechild as created using Volkswagen's RoutanBabymaker3000 (f*** those commercials, seriously). You just upload two pictures of the parents, and presto, a kid is formed. Is this what a Palin/Obama lovechild would really look like? You be the judge. And, since we're playing court, I'll be the bailiff. I get to hold the bible! PEW PEW!
Thanks Tim, I tried making one with me and a dinosaur, but it didn't work. Racists!
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Reader Comments
1. yo - October 15, 2008 3:53 PM
black babies!!! gotta love 'em!!!
2. The Harsh Truth - October 15, 2008 3:53 PM
Ok, that's just crazy. Cute baby tho.
3. facepunch - October 15, 2008 3:54 PM
what's the difference between a dumptruck full of dead babies and a dumptuck full of bowling balls...?
4. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 3:56 PM
hummmmmmm?
5. E!Rock - October 15, 2008 3:56 PM
You can unload the dead babies with a pitchfork
6. facepunch - October 15, 2008 3:59 PM
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
7. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 4:03 PM
This is what happens when you don't use birth control on the set of "Nailin' Palin" although I dont think the craig's list entry said anything about interracial...
8. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 4:05 PM
Honestly. thats wrong guys..... i guess non of you have kids..
9. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 4:05 PM
Now if only we had a pic of the GW...
10. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 4:13 PM
@9, I see where you're going with that, and I think that a google image search for "Chunky Lemur" might give you a pretty good idea.
11. Josh - October 15, 2008 4:24 PM
Why would you hate those commercials?
It's f***ing hilarious. They are trying to be over the top and outrageous but manage to hit the nail on the head. Idiots have babies every day for terrible reasons.
12. guate6 - October 15, 2008 4:29 PM
I find dead baby jokes to be really distasteful.
In any case, it looks like Samuel L Jackson...just retarded and younger.
13. mamadough - October 15, 2008 4:33 PM
due to it being half palin, it's a damn waterhead whose greatest achievements in life will being able to wipe its own ass.
14. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 4:44 PM
@13 - I haven't heard the term waterhead since I was in Arkansas a few years back... WTF
15. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 4:52 PM
@10 - Is this what you were thinking?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/475418764_6f55b66939.jpg?v=0
16. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - October 15, 2008 5:01 PM
Combining Michael Moore with anyone is awesome!
17. mamadough - October 15, 2008 5:04 PM
@14, never been to arkansas. i spend way too much time at the superfish and i now equate it with anything associated to palin.so, wtf, indeed.
18. photos de bretagne - October 15, 2008 5:11 PM
oh, awesome! very cute baby!
19. Elmo - October 15, 2008 5:13 PM
HEY why doesn't someone do a Hillary-Obama freaky baby?
20. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 5:16 PM
@19, To keep people from commiting suicide.
21. facepunch - October 15, 2008 7:32 PM
the answer was "it depends on how hard you throw them"....not "i find dead baby jokes distasteful"...
22. ferngasm - October 16, 2008 2:17 AM
Wrong! It's not a tard baby with Down's syndrome, so it can't be Palin's. Dumb bitch can't even make a baby right!
23. Gail - October 16, 2008 8:50 AM
I think it would be lighter skinned, for sure.
24. Daisy - October 16, 2008 8:55 AM
Fake!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell, the shadows are all wrong. It does kinda look like a screen cap from Never Back Down though.
25. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 9:41 AM
@22 - you are a complete douchenozzle
26. Right Fury - October 16, 2008 11:44 AM
A retarded socialist? oh wait, they're all retarded. NM
27. emnem - October 16, 2008 2:08 PM
Wow daisy you sure do like to point out the obvious!