Oct 2 2008Teenager Throws Kickass Party
This kid is the textbook definition of douchenozzle.
Thanks to Tyler, the real party legend.
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Reader Comments
1. Firsty - October 2, 2008 11:21 AM
fRIST!!!!
2. Scene - October 2, 2008 11:22 AM
Corey the knob.
3. tylyerSUCKS - October 2, 2008 11:22 AM
Tyler you f***, that shits older than dirt. I saw it on the evening news back in 07.
And yes, he's a fckn doosh leak
4. Second - October 2, 2008 11:22 AM
Uhm....
This video is about 6 months old.
Anywhooo
Kid's a dumbass.
5. Matt - October 2, 2008 11:23 AM
Gees, way to re-hash old, old news. Tyler apparently lives in a cave.
6. Kristin - October 2, 2008 11:23 AM
This video is really old but still funny
7. B - October 2, 2008 11:25 AM
I thought I saw this posted here about six months ago.
8. Greg - October 2, 2008 11:26 AM
The kid's a douche...the sunglasses, famous
9. Thumperchica - October 2, 2008 11:32 AM
So I'm guessing this video is old... although I can't for the life of my figure out how I know that...
10. Douchie Mc Bagman - October 2, 2008 11:33 AM
I kinda like the way this kid Never Backs Down!
11. the sysop - October 2, 2008 11:33 AM
have yous guys heard of the Chocolate Rain video? maybe you can do a story on that next
12. David - October 2, 2008 11:35 AM
That kid needs to be drafted.
13. ultradev - October 2, 2008 11:37 AM
Yeah the kid's a douche and probably could use a whipping ... but what annoyed me even more was the pussy-ass way the reporter was trying to lecture him. Firstly, it's not her place to do so and secondly it just fueled him and has made him famous.
14. JaC - October 2, 2008 11:40 AM
By the looks of his stupid choice of "style", I'm gonna guess the video's from 1984.
15. Jonathan - October 2, 2008 11:41 AM
You can totally see thru the news chick's shirt.
16. thelor - October 2, 2008 11:42 AM
Yes this clip is really old Corey went on after that clip to be a guest on Australian Big Brother whcih is over 6 months ago.
17. Amanda - October 2, 2008 11:43 AM
What was her obsession with his glasses o.O
18. mike - October 2, 2008 11:43 AM
OLD
19. bryce - October 2, 2008 11:50 AM
hahaha that lady is a bitch
20. Momboelitist - October 2, 2008 11:58 AM
Wow @1-6, are you all really sure it's old? Oh and one more question: Are you all douche bags as well?
News woman: Why won't you take your glasses off?
Assclown: Because, I'm sooo wasted and also I like wearing middle aged women's sunglasses. Yea and then there's the black eye from the neighbor who I called a wanker for ragging on my awesome party.
21. moementos - October 2, 2008 12:00 PM
Seriously, take this down. It may be a slow news day or something but this is kind of embarrassing.
22. Nathan - October 2, 2008 12:03 PM
Search google for the multitude of Flash games where you can bash his face in.
23. Ash - October 2, 2008 12:12 PM
This kid is totally planning my next party. Hell make it Famous. What kind of stupid parent leaves ther 16 year old home alone to go on vacation? I mean look at him would you trust him with your home. The Kids a victim of shitty parenting. Keep on rocking and never back down.
24. joy - October 2, 2008 12:13 PM
why has geekologie become a place for posting random (and sometimes old), funny content? the website is "gadgets, gizmos, and awesome" and the funny stuff can qualify as awesome, but just because it is humorous or awesome doesn't make it geekologie material. the point is, i have other humor websites clogging my rss feed with this stuff so i don't want it from my beloved geekologie.
25. pixel pro - October 2, 2008 12:15 PM
I didnt see this the first time. The reporter must have thought she was his mom- I would have told her to kiss my arse, asking for an apologize on TV. Interview or interogation? Best thing about this was her see-thru shirt.
26. YAY! - October 2, 2008 12:24 PM
Bring. Us. News. And. Gadgets. Please. :D
But... LOL.
27. nullCRC - October 2, 2008 12:45 PM
NEWS:
1
a: a report of recent events
b: previously unknown information
c: something having a specified influence or effect
2
a: material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast
b: matter that is newsworthy
fail
28. whocares - October 2, 2008 12:47 PM
Who f***ing cares if it's old? It's hilarious and some people like me, had never seen it before, you know, people who don't spend every waking moment on the internet?
I had never commented on anything, but I had to say this.
29. Nacon - October 2, 2008 1:01 PM
Oh come on! I didn't bookmark this site just to read bunch of crap... wanted to see more new gadgets! Don't fail me now! Or I'm gonna have to kick your ass out of your "divorced" depression.
*shakes his fist at you*
30. Dan - October 2, 2008 1:03 PM
Hahaha that kid is a f***ing prince.
"Take a long hard look at yourself"
"I have... Everybody has.....
... They love it"
31. Anon - October 2, 2008 1:04 PM
I haven't seen this before.
32. John doe - October 2, 2008 1:05 PM
The anchor is a bitch indeed. The dude's coping with it pretty well.
33. CassieDisaster - October 2, 2008 1:06 PM
Dude... I think the newscaster is more of a bitch than the kid is a douchebag.
34. Blackprints - October 2, 2008 1:07 PM
If you don't like the content that's posted here, find a different website to wipe your vag with, f***ing crybabies.
35. allison - October 2, 2008 1:11 PM
The kid dealt with her attacks pretty well.
I hope she was fired.
36. venort - October 2, 2008 1:12 PM
reminds me of sort of dunno nothing. look it up on youtube.
37. ahha - October 2, 2008 1:17 PM
anybody else think the "risky business" comment at the beginning was a little off the mark?
Anyway, who cares if it is old. And, there are "gadgets" like a cellphone that sees through walls and a f***ing ballista posted north and south of this post. A little diversity is ok.
38. Miles - October 2, 2008 1:18 PM
*yawn*
Old or not it's not very interesting.
39. ahha - October 2, 2008 1:21 PM
"I have, everyone has, they love it." This guy is awesome.
40. Jason - October 2, 2008 1:27 PM
We landed on the moon!?...... WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!
41. Elmo - October 2, 2008 1:34 PM
hope my legs don't break.... walkin on da moon
42. Atrides - October 2, 2008 1:42 PM
Old, yes, but old enough to be fresh again. What's this kid doing right now? Probobly drugs.
43. Erik - October 2, 2008 1:43 PM
Is this a mistake? This isn't even tech-related, and it's at least a year old (or at least feels like it's a year old).
44. poop (muthafuckas!) - October 2, 2008 1:50 PM
Best news article ever!@! I would have loved to been at that party! I'm gonna rock it like that, this weekend, at my hometown bar! woO!!
BEST RESPONSES EVER!! i used to rock it like that when i was a kid too. i totally understand this dude. haha! love it! keepin' the faith bitches. way to go kid!
Take a look at yourself kid! ..."I have, everyone has, they love it!"
45. poop (muthafuckas!) - October 2, 2008 1:51 PM
-
((SMACK!!!!))
...that's for whoever says anything stupid on here, about my comment.
46. No.6 - October 2, 2008 2:14 PM
Yep, this kid's douchosity is fairly significant. But that bitch's cuntitude is epic.
47. whistle - October 2, 2008 2:19 PM
Dude, I totally know for a fact that this is older than my grandma, I saw it yesterday at my best bro's house. I'm outta here losers. I vow to only visit sites that feature stuff less than an hour old.
48. boob fan - October 2, 2008 2:27 PM
Well the interview aside, the anchor had a rockin rack.
man i wonder how it tastes!
49. Mr.Mitchell - October 2, 2008 2:49 PM
HAHAH Chocolate Rain! that is a trippy video...
50. Jake - October 2, 2008 4:11 PM
This video is very old.
I'm not taking off my glasses.
51. Dillusional - October 2, 2008 4:40 PM
Dont forget about this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuj7hEitWs
It's of Corey Delaney getting his ass kicked by a bunch of kids. Quite funny
52. Dillusional - October 2, 2008 4:41 PM
You can find more if you look at the Related Video's... there's a lot of people who hate this douche and attack him either physically or verbally... Worth watching
53. darcie - October 2, 2008 4:57 PM
this is hilarious! yeah he's kind of a douche for not apologizing. it's not his fault all these people he didn't know destroyed his neighbor's property. props to him for throwin an awesome party. wish i couldve been there.
54. woMAN - October 2, 2008 5:22 PM
Omg that guy is so cute! So mysterious :*
55. gfh - October 2, 2008 6:43 PM
lol, bit old
"i have, everybody has....they love it"
that bitch got owned and it was great
56. suckmycomment - October 2, 2008 8:33 PM
i would like to say on the behalf of Australia, he does not represent us, he's a freak. we hate him too. and to anyone who posted anything positive about him, DON'T! he is a douche, stop encouraging him. oh and, old. also, aca isn't news, its lies!
57. Berzerker - October 2, 2008 8:37 PM
this guy is my hero.
58. Cessy - October 2, 2008 8:42 PM
Redneck.
59. coolguy - October 2, 2008 8:48 PM
YESYESYESYES WWOOOOoooOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got first im first from the whole list im da first one to comment yea!
60. bland is grand - October 2, 2008 9:55 PM
i'd like to give this kid a square kick in the balls
and i'd like to add....those are women's glasses
61. popillol - October 2, 2008 10:44 PM
Um yea this is very VERY old. And we have definately heard enough. go here if you want: http://www.slapcorey.com/
62. Ash - October 2, 2008 10:50 PM
Thats right coolguy never back down man never back down. Corey reminds me of me when i was younger except much cooler. I never had glasses like that.
63. Havocweaver421 - October 3, 2008 12:23 AM
"the roth of Mum and Dad" roth? lol
64. Anya - October 3, 2008 1:28 AM
Theory: Geekologie writer is actually pursuing Never Back Down comments...
65. Mike - October 3, 2008 1:40 AM
the interviewer is a bitch because its one of those tacky current affairs shows that deals with dodgy tradesmen and the cost of a basket of shopping
66. dr.jayfer - October 3, 2008 1:45 AM
i'll do everybody a favor and stick my dick in her mouth and shut her the hell up. kids a bit douchey but if i had some reporter trying to pull that shit i'd be a dick too.
67. Nikki - October 3, 2008 3:04 AM
Ollddd asss shiiittttt
68. Coffee - October 3, 2008 3:08 AM
To all those complaining: How much do you pay for this site?
*crickets chirping*
How much?
*silence*
Is it your site?
*crickets*
hm...
What the hell are ya complaining about then eh?
69. Goat - October 3, 2008 3:40 AM
This kid is my God...
70. Uberdork - October 3, 2008 6:54 AM
Go corey go!
:)))
Pure legend....
71. abak - October 3, 2008 7:03 AM
come on. hes 16 year old. he cant be put responsible for what others did to the neighbors car. he just threw a party ffs. if anyone is to man up and act responsibly its the people who destroyed the cars.
and for that reporter. shes a f***ing douchebag
72. Thumperchica - October 3, 2008 8:42 AM
@ 68- I pay for this site... oh god how I pay...
To all of the Whiners - here's a thought, go outside once in a while, get laid, explore new things offline - I know this hurts, I'm sorry - if you've been online soooo much that you have to constantly post "old, this is old, I saw that" etc. then you need to get the f@ck off the comp for a few hours and do something else. Like throw a massive party and tell a reporter to lick your taint when she asks you to say you're sorry.
73. Quase - October 3, 2008 9:10 AM
@72 GTFO
old news is OLD
74. Eyesbur - October 3, 2008 5:01 PM
this turned out to be a hoax in the end
75. Caesar - October 3, 2008 5:10 PM
I thought that link was awesome. I'm really glad it was posted; I'd never seen it before. Friggin' hilarious.
Also, for all the people complaining about no news/gadgets; there's tons of it on this page. News on the next gen wii, a ballista, a weird fridge, an aquarium sink...sheesh.
76. Tenchi059 - October 3, 2008 8:15 PM
@28: quote.
77. tshol - October 5, 2008 10:24 AM
man, i've laughed at news stories, but this was golden! and just a few suburbs away from my house. my friend got picked by two meatheads at a festival because he's blonde and was wearing the same colour sunglasses.
the guy was an e-grade celebrity for like 4 months and then had to stop the partying cos people always wanted to smash the shit outta him.
are you listening, vapid celebrity wannabees?
78. companion_cube - October 5, 2008 8:48 PM
Slopoke.gif
79. Heather - October 6, 2008 7:11 PM
OMG, I wanna deck that kid. Geez.
80. Dustin - October 7, 2008 4:48 AM
Reporter is far douchier than the aussie kid in my opinion. Throwing a party as a teenager w/o your parents permission doesn't make you freaking lucifer. I don't think he should have to carry the weight for the people that damaged the cars and 'scared' the neighbors. The newscaster is trying to break him down 60 minutes style, and I dont approve.
81. Lynz - October 7, 2008 11:44 AM
Kill him.
82. Madzay - October 7, 2008 11:24 PM
this shit happen like 6 months + ago!
it was in Australia in melbourne i think.......anywho
It happend a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.........
i need friends........
or a hobby.........
83. Philthy - October 10, 2008 2:38 AM
OH man you can see through the reporters shirt...and she an't waring a bra!
84. RM - October 10, 2008 4:57 PM
Fair play to the guy, sounds like it was an awesome party, and the lady needs to loosen up and get layed, not take out her frustration on him, it's not his fault that she probably lost her virginity at 14
85. Matty - October 20, 2008 11:51 AM
i freaking hate this little turd. he became an overnight celeb by acting like a massive wanker. he even got a free ride on big bother. as if anyone wanted to see his stupid face.
yeah... im whining like little girl...
the good news is everyone hates him and he has to live with that...... and someday when he gets his best mates 16 year old girlfriend preggers and has a little 'badass' of his own he will fill the cold bite as old lady kharma sinks her teeth into his balls
86. Anita Bath - January 23, 2009 10:51 AM
@63 Havocwreaker: Yep, in real English, "wrath" is pronounced to kind of sound like "roth", you seppo douchebag. Why didn't you stay in school?