Oct 13 2008Strip Club Features Drive-Thru Service
Apparently there's a strip club in Pennsylvania that offers drive-thru service.
The Climax "Gentleman's Club" operates in Delmont, Pennsylvania, on Route 22 35 miles east of Pittsburgh. In April of this year, Climax unveiled a new innovation, which is most likely a first in the country: drive-thru strippers. Motorists can now pay $5 a minute to view strippers from the comfort of the front seat of their own car. Most customers end up with a tab of about $10-$15, but already one person paid $100 for a mere 20 minutes.
$100? Jesus, that's like four lap dances. And I've got the feeling that's not an option in the drive through. Although it certainly should be. Oh -- oh God, I'll never look at that gearshift the same.
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Thanks to chip, who pioneered drive-thru casinos.
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Reader Comments
1. Crowley - October 13, 2008 12:31 PM
firsttt
2. OctoGooch - October 13, 2008 12:32 PM
Yes, I would like fries with that shake. BAM! your move, jerks.
3. Bluemanda - October 13, 2008 12:36 PM
Octo, you are my hero.
4. Daisy - October 13, 2008 12:40 PM
Fake!
That's a complete photoshop job! You can tell because the license plate is from Europe, and they are driving the wrong way. Yo can also see the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like a reenactment of a scene from the movie Never Back Down.
5. dadoren - October 13, 2008 12:40 PM
Bout dam time!!!
6. Daisy - October 13, 2008 12:45 PM
I just applied for a job there.
...as a genitor
7. OctoGooch - October 13, 2008 12:47 PM
Anyone have "sex for dummies"?
I really need it and I am not willing to pay 30$.
also, I like cock
P.S. If you could throw in "gay for dummies" that would be great
contact meat OctoGooch-the-silly-boii@gmail.com
8. commentzor - October 13, 2008 12:48 PM
Daisy, I bang you in the face.
9. commentzor - October 13, 2008 12:51 PM
@7
I do not have "sex for dummies" (although I ought to)
I have "how to handle a 2" rod for dummies".
and for Daisy I have "how to find dummies"
let me know if interested
10. OctoGooch - October 13, 2008 12:53 PM
Daisy, I fist you with my head --- which would not be hard.
11. Daisy - October 13, 2008 12:56 PM
What are "Bewbs"?
12. LSDiesel - October 13, 2008 12:57 PM
Something you don't have dear.
13. OctoGooch - October 13, 2008 1:06 PM
I got faked! But I'm fake as well so lick my balls you fakers. PS Daisy, this is my second offer to fist you with my head. Which is also called heading.
14. LSDiesel - October 13, 2008 1:07 PM
I suck.
Suck dong.
Dong of cow.
15. Daisy - October 13, 2008 1:09 PM
You can lick my balls OctoGooch.
16. LSDiesel - October 13, 2008 1:11 PM
I got faked again! Wow that is just great!
At least I am no sausage monger -- eh Thumperchica
To the GW - Please never do a post on cocks, penises, fat women or sausages.
The post will be SPAMMED and that is just a good way to crash a server.
17. imposterer - October 13, 2008 1:12 PM
oops, I forgot to put the website's URL for LSDiesel, which is
www.menwithhugepenises.com
(private club, on invitation only)
18. LSDiesel - October 13, 2008 1:16 PM
Looking for an inflatable sheep.
Will pay in cash.
19. guate6 - October 13, 2008 1:21 PM
That Ultima GTR looks like it was inspired by the Ferarri FXX.
Not sure how the actual drive through would work though.
20. guate6 - October 13, 2008 1:25 PM
Damn, this car is not that expensive!
£15931.00 will get you most of the parts to build it yourself
http://www.ultimasports.co.uk/gtr/form.pdf
pretty neat too:
http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=Ultima+GTR&gwp=8
21. Farva's Twin - October 13, 2008 1:26 PM
@16 - ???? cocks, penises, fat women and sausages sounds like last weekend when the Hosebag met me for a little vacation. Are you spying on me?
22. guate6 - October 13, 2008 1:27 PM
@LSDiesel
I have inflatable alligator --- is that maybe something you would be interested in?
P.S. The nostrils have been worn out from the... well you know where I am going
P.S.S. At first I bought it for the beach. ---- BEST investement ever. Way tighter than my boyfriend.
23. asher - October 13, 2008 1:27 PM
Last!
24. Daisy - October 13, 2008 1:30 PM
Hey Farva's twin! I was one of the women in the "fat women" category. Good thing you were there too! We were going to miss people in the "cock and penis" category -- but you saved the day with you pseudo-penis.
Thank you Farva's twin, thank you.
25. qoqonut.com - October 13, 2008 1:31 PM
When you're desperate, you're desperate *shrug*
26. commentzor - October 13, 2008 1:36 PM
First and last post in thread for those who care. Which is no one. Including me. Why the hell am I even bothering. Damn work is boring. :o)
27. Bubba - October 13, 2008 3:45 PM
Wow, are you late on the news!!! This club, and yes, it is real! Opened in 2000!!! It's been operating for 8 years already! Actually, it was sold in 2005-2006 for close to $300,000. But either way, this story is so late, it's not even worth posting!
I am from Pittsburgh, so I can vouch for it! Ha Ha.
28. Dix Hauser - October 13, 2008 4:28 PM
One cock sandwich please. Wait! No...er... I mean quarter pounder with stripper funk. Yeah, I'm manly like that.
29. shazaam - October 13, 2008 4:40 PM
This is great - Ever wonder what a drive-thru strip club looks like? Check out the google street view:
http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=The+Climax+%22Gentleman%27s+Club%22,+PA&ie=UTF8&ll=40.399591,-79.493026&spn=0.005883,0.009656&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=40.397742,-79.494316&panoid=CrdZw38tSZuEy3OSJuXK5Q&cbp=1,2.445845607997171,,1,0.14338870933805434
What do you get when you cross a sketchy gas station with a sketchy strip club? That. That's what you get.
30. NIcole - October 13, 2008 6:24 PM
This place is about 10 minutes away from me and I never thought it was strange that it had a drive thru...maybe I need to move if thats now my idea of normal. So if any of you readers decided a nice road trip to rural pennsylvania is a good idea trust me....drive thru or not its still the same shit hole you can go to wherever you are from.
31. Josie - October 13, 2008 9:50 PM
Im from delmont pa, the climax is real and does have a drive thu, the pic is just an example of a drive thru. its on route 22
32. Lynz - October 14, 2008 12:20 AM
LOL "innovation" my ass. People just keep getting more and more pathetic and desperate. Get laid.
33. Ginormagantuan - October 14, 2008 9:47 AM
Daisy..... you're a fat chick????? holly shit! send some pics of you eating butter straight out of a tub to this address _________@daisylovespoodownherthroat.com please i needs them!
34. phoebe Caulfield - October 15, 2008 5:15 PM
I've driven by this place a bunch of times from Pittsburgh to Penn State. It's the most run down piece of shit ever, and it's been there for a while. A friend's dormmate at IUP worked as a stripper there.