Oct 22 2008Stormtrooper Is Bengals Fan, Loves Losing
Not to be outdone by the Master Chief and Optimus Prime Saints fan comes this Cincinnati Bengals (0-7) stormtrooper. As you can see, he's really rocking out with his orange, Darth Vader loving penis out. Good for him. And, to his credit, this picture was actually taken last year when the team was 4-7. Which, in four more games, they might be this season too! Or, you know, 0-11.
Bengal Trooper [sportsillustrated]
Thanks to Pablo, who doesn't wear costumes to sporting events.
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Reader Comments
1. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 11:45 AM
GREEEEAAAAAATTT! Oh wait GGGAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
2. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 11:45 AM
First, and lame also, Baslls shut your mouth your not welcome to comment
3. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 11:46 AM
ahhhhhh I failed!!! and made a typo! what the f***! ugh wow i f***ed up big time on that one
4. Gizmoduck - October 22, 2008 11:47 AM
gay gay gay gay gay
5. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 11:47 AM
@2 - FAIL... (Insert evil First Poster laugh of victory.... HERE)
6. the sysop - October 22, 2008 11:50 AM
wha wha weee-wha..... that is effing awesome. dude sure does like losing... girls! ha
http://howtolosegirls.com
7. MorpheusDream - October 22, 2008 11:50 AM
GOD do the bengals suck.
8. Vagine - October 22, 2008 12:04 PM
Thumperchica, I wonder how large your vagine is.
9. Vagine - October 22, 2008 12:05 PM
Thumperchica, I wonder how large your vagine is.
10. Hunter - October 22, 2008 12:06 PM
Yeah it's actually amazing how bad the Bengals are this season. Obviously too late for a playoff berth, but I think they'll play well enough towards the end of the season to give themselves something to look forward to next season.
11. Gizmoduck - October 22, 2008 12:09 PM
thats soooo cash
12. Daisy - October 22, 2008 12:09 PM
Fake!!!
That's an obvious fake. It appears to be created by photoshop. You can tell, the shadows are all wrong.
It kinda looks like Max's halloween costume from the movie Never Back Down, superimposed on a crowd scene from the movie Never Back Down.
13. Tohunter - October 22, 2008 12:09 PM
@10
Thats cool and all, but I really am more interested in how large Thumperchica's Vagine is.
14. Drunky - October 22, 2008 12:11 PM
@8, 9 - Thumper's Vagine is very tight, for a woman of her age.
15. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 12:18 PM
@14, I resent that. I am a walking hallway in which hot dogs are hurled down.
16. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 12:25 PM
OK boys N girls, let's give my vagina a rest... shit, that isn't going to help the comments is it???
@15 - wrong, funny, but wrong
17. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 12:32 PM
Where is LSDiesel?
18. Carson Palmer - October 22, 2008 12:43 PM
Football Team!!!!!!
19. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 1:05 PM
Seriously, not one person got the Tony the Tiger ref? Or was it that lame?
20. Ash - October 22, 2008 1:06 PM
I would have went as an imperial scout trooper myself
21. Ash - October 22, 2008 1:08 PM
Ah thumperchica your gggrrrreeeaaaatttt. lol
22. Elmo - October 22, 2008 1:09 PM
dude, what the hell.. you know how much money these guys spend on that?
23. Vagine - October 22, 2008 1:36 PM
@22
I know, they couldve spent all that money on Thumperchica instead.
He wouldve got laid for once.
--- plus I hear Thumperchica is not that expensive for the night.
(I heard she would actually pay you 90$ for a peepee touch)
24. mamadough - October 22, 2008 1:37 PM
the bengals suck more cock than that little filipino boy that balls keeps locked up in his basement.
25. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 1:57 PM
Thank you Ash. I feel a bit redeemed/
26. SeriouslyWTF? - October 22, 2008 2:08 PM
He just went a little overboard on the spray tan. That will even out to a nice healthy glow any day now.
Like YOU haters have never screwed up with the spray tan!
27. balls - October 22, 2008 2:24 PM
Sharpie you nigger loving eminem wanna be! come kill me...let me know when your gonna come to cleaveland ohio to kill me so I can set up funeral arrangements!
28. Erik - October 22, 2008 3:38 PM
If the Bengals were 7-0 right now, you guys would all be saying how badass this is. This costume is great (and I'm a Steelers fan).
29. lulu - October 22, 2008 3:50 PM
who dey, who dey, who dey think the bengals are gonna beat?
no one.
and that comes from a very sad cincinnati girl :(
30. frank - October 22, 2008 4:36 PM
this comment section is f***ing hillarious, can i get in on this? ill play antagonist with Thumperchica, and oh, did no one notice #27, balls? read that. the guy is dangerously insane, jesus lets get something going, ok ill start: Bengals fans eat flaccid dick. lets do this.
31. frank - October 22, 2008 4:41 PM
i also want sharpie and balls to go at it. seriously, go absolutely f***ing nuts. ill be the moderator.
32. joe - October 23, 2008 2:33 PM
This guy has been around for several years now.
Always a bengals fan! I still watch or go to all the games.
33. Ajax - October 29, 2008 3:57 AM
The Bengals suck and will always suck. This guy sucks too, no matter what their record is.
@29, you are indeed a sad Cinnci girl if you dont even know your teams "own" (stolen from the Saints) rally chant. It's "Who dey think gonna beat them Bengals?"
So, who dey, you ask? WE DEY! Go Steelers!
34. justin - October 30, 2008 12:40 PM
33 - i'm pretty sure she was making a joke, about how the bengals won't beat anyone. trust me. everyone in cincinnati knows the who-dey chant; we're made fun of for it plenty. ;)
and as for the stormtrooper, he's actually been going to games for 4 or 5 years now, i think. i've always had suspicions that it's secretly someone that mike brown hired to be a professional bengals fan. that or it's akili smith. or maybe ki-jana carter. or any of our other 1st round critical fail draft picks. =)