Oct 10 2008Star Wars: A New (Cardboard) Hope

fRist!!! hahaha all of you are now "Back Down" below me! Suckaazzz

"Thanks to Abraham, who once tried to fecreate Jurassic Park out of cardboard but I kept stealing his dinosaurs."
- Geekologie Writer

spell check phail

See this is why kids get beat up. Seriously, I can only imagine how much time it took to make all the cardboard ships, swords, towns, cities, and everything else. then the time to record it, then the time to edit it. gotta give them credit but damn, grow up, do these people have kids? I hope not. These dudes need to get out more, I kind of feel bad for them.....

@2 - fecreate means to make out of feces.

This is a 'sweded' version of Star Wars. There have been all sorts of 'sweded' version of movies. Check out YouTube for versions of Back to the Future, Predator, and Tron.

God, somebody needs a subscription to World of Warcraft or a PS3 or something. Or a girlfriend! nahh...

Yeah, I say stuff like that to girls

I liked it. I'd probably feel like a bit of a dork if I spent that much time making something like that but I'm happy they did. Just good fun.

I'm @ work, can't watch cardboard remake...
@Sharpie - c'mon, you took all that time to make a snarky comment about how much time they wasted...

STFU bernard Fleming
Or I will have to poop on your face

I forgot to say, I am a flamboyant gay!
any of you interested sharpie603@hotmail.com

@9

way to call sharpie out on that one. Well put.

I am a sausage monger If anyone is interested to know. Both types of sausage. I come here on Geekologie as a last hope for a peepee touch?

If anyone is interested in a peepee touch, I will pay them, 90$.

Seriously.

Yes, I AM BAAAACK! I will be able to post comments so that the imposter will be able to imitate me wooowoo

also I love you sharpie

in a very gay way

its called a paragraph, and it took not even close to as much time as they spend on their whack version of Star wars. Back Down fagots, your just jealous you didn't win! PEW PEW PEW PEW losers!

@13, define touch. If we're just talking one little stroke then no, but if you plan to cradle it for a little while sure.

I am sorry If it is obvious in the way I write that I have not been laid in a while.

sorry again!

sharpie603@hotmail.com

P.S. Looking for blond, sharp-looking, w/o glasses male

@16

I am sorry LSDiesiel, I am fully booked till next Christmas. You shouldve been faster!

I will send you a picture of me opening my ass crack if you want?

wow, i bet no one can tell when I'm being impersonated! if that's even a word. but yes. I'm very gay, very very very gay.... that's why I'm here, cause everyone's gay right? or did i jump to conclusions about this site to fast?

@14

Aaaarrrgh! Hello my doppelganger. How are you today? Feeling good and saucy? Going to make a day of tearing me down?

I mean, I can tell...

also, I like females now!

I was not too sure about my sexuality so I adventured myself in the realm of gayness, and really I am tired of having to clean my peepee everytime I stuck it in someones pooper.

WASTE OF TIME IM TELLING YOU

Also, actually thinking about it, I might be still gay.

hmm not sure

I think its 60/40

60%gay 40%strait

what do you call that since its not 50/50
I mean 50/50 is being BI

Maybe im a garait?

@ 13- you left Sharpie's posting criteria in the name... Great Job!!! Oh, I am a total sausage monger - but so are you...
@15 - OK, the issue with your use of your is one thing, but if you are going to insult - at least spell FAGGOT correctly. ThankYouVeryMuch. Asshat.
@ 16 - I only cradle when I love ya... other than that, I'm wonder woman. I get what I want, and you wonder this woman went...

Sharpie. Easy, girl.... And yes - impersonated is, in fact, a word.

Anyway - this movie sucks. I hate the interwebs and all that it's done to comedy.

@10 - it appears God fecreated your head. Maybe you should put it back where it belongs, asshat.

@22 - Monger or Maven?

@18, Only if you draw a big smiley face. And I don't wanna see any balls either.

@ 25 - BOTH

I am afraid that will not be possible (the second part of your request)

I am afraid that will not be possible (the second part of your request)

And you leave right after sex too? Its possible you're the perfect woman.

If only you owned a liquor store.

Right, so back to the post. I thought it was pretty amusing, but then again it's 5:17pm on a Friday (different time zone, you idiots), so who knows...

@ 31

So you've got your head so far up your ass (read: ASSHAT) that you felt like everyone here was going to need an explanation for your time? Yea, you're an enigma. Maybe next you could explain the internets to us.

So I'm guessing that thumperchica is actually an imposter. Only because she double posted the same thing, and her name links to the same place.

I know you want me inside you thumperchica, but I already have a thing with Daisy. It's wrong and immoral since she is a little handicapped, but there ain't nothing wrong with her mouth.

Oh for f***s sake, can we please smash everybody's cameras? This stuff is horrible.

Fake!

This is an obvious fake. Its nothing like the original. The production values are poor and the shadows are all wrong.

Its almost as if its a storyboard session for the original Never Back Down movie.

Gents/Ladies,
We have recently been receiving numerous e-mails about creating a log in for users due to impersonating. This is an idea we are thinking about executing for everybody's sake. Lately we have noticed that the devoted users that come to visit the site and comment are getting off the topic listed. If you have any questions or comments please let us know at TIPS@GEEKOLOGIE.COM. Please understand we are working on ways to clean up the insults in each feed and get back to the main purpose of the site.

Thanks guys!---GW

i love the tie-fighter pilot POV. Very Awesome.

The Tie-Fighter noises were pretty awesome. At least they're doing something creative with their time.

Give it 20 years and Lucas will re-release this film in 9k digital 3D with all new tacky CGI effects and jar jar binks fondling his digital penis in the background of every shot. My advice is to download this original cardboard masterpiece while you still can.

I'm Darth Sharpie after I was burnt on a volcanic planet and turned to the dark side of cardboard. My mind was weak and easy to turn with a little cellotape, a banana and and by calling him gay a few times in front of people that love and respect him.

Dude, this shit was on boingboing like 8 months ago. They are one of the most visited websites.

Why the f*** would you "reblog" this?

Slow day at geekolgie. I'm disappointed.